lmao
I wonder who would win in a fight between Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris!?!?

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.


^ROFLFL @ those 2.

vVin Diesel once ripped a young girl's heart out to dispute the common belief that there is magic in it.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLMAO!
Thats the dopest shit EVER!

Lmfao
this is by far, the dopest

Vin Diesel once stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. He got a full house and eight people died.

Roflfdfhh. hahahah. I gotta save all of these on a word document or something.

Fur Elise was originally entitled Fur Vin, but was changed upon Vin's request, for he did not want the world to know about his love affair with Beethoven.

He refuses to eat mushrooms because they are like brothers to him. If you eat a mushroom in his presence he will stare coldly at you all night.

Vin Diesel always uses Google's "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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"He refuses to eat mushrooms because they are like brothers to him. If you eat a mushroom in his presence he will stare coldly at you all night."

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

That's fucking awesome.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not Vin Diesel's.

Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out.

McGruff might take a bite out of crime, but Vin Diesel eats crime whole.

He can make you pregnant through 3 seconds of sustained eye contact.

This one time, a rabbi, a priest, and Vin Diesel walked into a bar. Vin Diesel killed them both before another horrible joke could plague mankind.

Rofl @ letting the dogs out. Sexy.

Wtf is that. rofl.

http://www.sinfulshirts.com/

Ahh, sexy and stuff.

When the Coca-Cola Company introduced "New" Coke, an altered form of Coke Classic, Vin Diesel curiously tried it. The side effects caused explosive diarrhea that resulted in two members of the New Found Glory, one member of N'Sync, Aaron Carter and two Hillary Duffs. The youngest of the Hillarys died when Vin Diesel ate her for sustenance.

Vin Diesel's tears function as autonomous beings, which can also shed tears.

Vin Diesel can morph into an alpaca, and no matter how much you shear him, there is always more hair. Vin's hair in alpaca form in 80% steel, 15% flexible carbon-based polymer, and 5% unknown, highly radioactive isotope that scientists have nicknamed, "The Sperm Ruiner."