''If I Can Re-Arrange The Alphabet Id Put U And I Together''

i know right!!!!!!!!

i'm tellin ya.... best idea i've ever had

You're mother was funny about 2 years ago. Bitch.

But first, you need to come out the blue and be like,

-"So, when are we getting married?"

-"Getting married?" (usually, some girls will play along and say, "well, i dont know when you want to")

-"Gurl, I'm serious. (Smile). Then do what you do. Lick ya lips, whatever makes you seem like you tryin to spit game to her. Thats the key, when they know that your joking about spitting game, they will become more aware of you then somebody else.

id go with the one i said up there it was sexay...

giggity giggity giggity

If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put u between f c and k

Word Sizzle (9:08:20 PM): OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Word Sizzle (9:08:23 PM): *DEADDDDDDDD*
Word Sizzle (9:08:33 PM): Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex burns 543
calories.


Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Word Sizzle (9:08:37 PM): LMFAOPOOOOOO @ WITHOUT
Word Sizzle (9:08:41 PM): *DIES*

HpednI (9:09:03 PM): lmao whered u get that
Word Sizzle (9:09:07 PM): myspace
Word Sizzle (9:09:20 PM): their trying to prove why sex is good and how its exercise
Word Sizzle (9:09:26 PM): as soon as i saw without
Word Sizzle (9:09:29 PM): i thought about you
Word Sizzle (9:09:43 PM): and being all "so technically, rape is good for me!"
HpednI (9:09:51 PM): lmao thats what i thought
HpednI (9:10:03 PM): the girl'll be like "OMG NO MEANS NO"
HpednI (9:10:14 PM): and ill be like "you selfish fuckin bitch, this is good for my glutes"
Word Sizzle (9:10:24 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOO

Fuck pick up lines i stay on the grind
bitch get in my car.

I remember seeing someone think that would work once. The conversation went something like this.

Him: Hey, you know, if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I closer together.
Her: Well we don't need to re-arrange shit. N and O are already right next to each other.

Lol That Line Was Corny Anyway

I haven't seen a line in this entire thread that wasn't wack as fuck.

And what's cornier is you making this thread to get new material.

Lol @ You Keep Replyin In This Thread Every Time One Comes Up.So What Makes More Sence

"Girl are you tired? Cus you've been running through my mind all day!"

I think someone farted, lets get outa here.....

Works everytime

i agree with the mariage thing....

cos the gurl knows your joking,so she aint gon be like wtf...and she knows you liking her...