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-Substance- 04-06-06 12:16 AM

damn 40 posts already....!!!

yo momma so stupid she thought quarterback was a refund

Logic The Goonie 04-06-06 12:16 AM

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Logic The Goonie 04-06-06 12:17 AM

Your mamma's so ugly that when she comes to mind, the Thought Police show up.

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 12:18 AM

yo momma so dumb......she went to toys r us to git a wrench

-Substance- 04-06-06 12:18 AM

lmao....


yo momma so stupid, they asked sex? in her application she check m, f, and wrote....
.....i also do it wensdays as well

Logic The Goonie 04-06-06 12:18 AM

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 12:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Socrates
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.




:roll: :laugh2:

Tha Q. 04-06-06 12:19 AM

Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to seach her family tree so she bought a Ford Explorer.

Logic The Goonie 04-06-06 12:20 AM

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

KOOL COL-B 04-06-06 12:20 AM

yo momma so fat that her hearse wuz a flat bed truck, werd

Tha Q. 04-06-06 12:21 AM

My kidneys hurt from all this laughin



arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Logic The Goonie 04-06-06 12:21 AM

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 12:21 AM

yo mommas so fat.......she went to the top of the empire state building and jack black and naomi watts showed up wit a camera

Tha Q. 04-06-06 12:24 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Babylon~
yo mommas so fat.......she went to the top of the empire state building and jack black and naomi watts showed up wit a camera



maybe they showed up with a camera because she was so pretty?


:huh:

Young_law 04-06-06 12:25 AM

yop mommma so fat i gotta explain the joke twice,

yo momma yo momm, is is, a fat a fat, bitch bitch


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