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ya momma's like my mic,broke and cheap that it dont hurt my pocket to break her in

you mama so tall she did a backflip and hit jesus in the chin

^lol...

ya mum's like ur sig..

ur mamas so fat after i got done having sex with her i rolled over twice an i was still on top of her

ya mum's like what u say...used,played and re-beat all the time

ur mommas so poor that when she fucks she uses glad press and seel

your momma's so nasty, she swallowed my death jizz and lived

Yo momma so skanky, she got evicted from Oscar's trash can.









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ur momma had sex with a beer bottle and gave birth to u

Yo momma hair so nappy, soldiers use her head for thicket.










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your momma so ugly shes the reason 99% of your momma jokes have been invented.

yo momma so messed up that she took female hormones and ended up wit a beard

your momma so old and ugly that dinosaurs were really extint because she scared them to death.

ur momma armpits are so hairy that it looks like she got richard simmons in a headlock

^^yea read the first page it says that but with afroo mana s the GUY!...


your mommas SO BIG she used mexico as her COTEX!