lol....that would have been good....ok here we go

A man stands by the ocean and reads a book. He sees a wave begin to form, but no matter how bad the wind gets or how fast a boat goes by, the wave never changes. How?

He Might Of Been Reading A Book About Waves

yep...reading hin his math book about SINE waves.....

Which president is on the U.S. $100 bill?

None........... Benjamin Franklin

damn i need to find some hard ones lol............

Think of words ending in GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word?

and.......................

In which six-letter country can the following capitals be found?
Athens, Delhi, London, Nassau, Oslo, and Peking.

Second One I Think Is Europe.

nah.....guess again lol....nice try though

damn it the answers are....language

and POLAND....

The weather was fine and Tory was enjoying the flight when suddenly he saw something in the distance, a bright light, "I have to get closer to see this strange sight." he thought to himself. He steered closer to the light when suddenly there was a loud crack and Tory was electrocuted.

What killed Tory?

he was electrocuted

Since when was Athens in Poland?

The real answer is GREECE

lol, you don't even know the answers to your own riddles silly. :thumbup:

lmfao wats the answer to the tory riddle?

Capital letters.....P.O.L.A.N.D.


i got my riddle right....

oh and the one with tory the answer is that he is a fly...and he was flying to one of those bug zappers...and died....

Aww man, that means we have to have sex now :thumbup: