Well, no more fist fights isn't a choice for everyone.

Nick Fletcher has to take part in nub fights.

It would be cool if I could do floating bicycle kicks like Liu Kang and had big robot arms like Jax.

^^nah fuck that i'd love to burn a fucker with a dragon punch like ken

AS WELL AS Lui Kang's bicylce kick :)

But, that's still enough to beat you down.

Any moves from Sub Zero would be a dream come true for me. Ice shower. Freeze Ball. Ground Ice. Ice clones. The whole thing.

I would love to be able to do Scorpion's harpoon move.

GET OVER HERE!!! BITCH!! :)

lmao yeah

I've always wondered what the hell that thing was though. Is it a harpoon or a snake/elongated creature thingy?

Well the move is called Scorpion's Harpoon...

.. so I just assume that is what it is.

Although in the movie it had a fucking mouth and everything.

Yeah, but I just did some research, and its just a harpoon.

The movie is full of shit!


I think Cyrax is bad as fuck.

rofl.

you guys act like a weapon has to be a gun.


I'd only use a gun if it was major beef, type of beef where you cant go out at night without looking over you shoulder.

Mace or a Taser works great for me, in minor shit. just mace em and start beating them as they go blind.

I'd fight Serbness if he had scissorhands and I'd still emerge victorious. [/people's champ]

man fuck that. i grew up as a kdi fighting alot. Im sick a fucking fighting, plus im out of shape as fuck.. I cant be fucked getting all tired... so Im'a swing a bat at there fucking head. if they dont like that,then they dont have to fight me.
reality is. make my fucking advertising for my mixtape.
fuck! lol

I can't believe you go around freely saying you use mase... Let alone telling us that the way you fight is using it to make your opponent unable to fight, then beating them.

^ so?

man, I'm a animal.

as in I think like a animal.

fuck having fair fights, street fight isnt a UFC fight kid, your fighting to hurt the guy. not to see if you can win. use what ever you gotta do to win, no rules. pick up a rock, w/e. in the aminal kingdom a lion looks out for a prey that is already hurt in a herd. get it?

^^animal kingdom.??

ooooooh that explains why you a pussy