so the ammount I type is relevant to how much I care?

it takes me what....30 seconds?
don't confuse me with you....

I'm bored....and you are entertaining....like I said...it's all laughs over here...

keep dancing, monkey....keep dancing

Hula hoops are gay, no?

Depends whose inside them.

Ok more circumscribed:

Any man, if not all, look(s) very fucking whack in a hula hoop, at some point in time before or during usage, and most importantly and occasionally, angle of view of that person is a factor. Hula hoops are for gays and women.

Or they can be for fat people.

like a belt?....

..or like a fanny pack of sorts