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You know you're cool when you start debating the various meanings of selective grammar on a rap site.
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meh fuck it is what it is...and plus the same could be said about someone rocking kung fu panda and regarding paedo jokes as classic lol
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How so? Kung Fu Panda is a dope movie, loved by people of all ages. And as far as the pedo joke goes, it's not the joke I find classic as much as it is the person who made it. Saying something like that is just classic Colby, and the fact that he doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him when he makes those jokes is just funny shit. But people can go ahead and try to turn that against me. I love the attention I get when I make just a single post on this site. |
"Purple people eater"
omg, this is evidence that purple people once existed! look to the ancients for evidence, now! SPend bILLIONS! |
"Basket ball player"
omg it's like a rubiks cube of language, the possibilities are just endless EVERYTHING IS JUST TOO AMBIGUOUS! |
I'm upping this.
oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i see heaven |
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"A man-eating shark" is a shark that eats men. "A man, eating shark." is a man that eats a shark. Are you too fucking stupid to realise this? It has double meaning unless you punctuate it correctly. Nice try to seem clever bitch face |
Basketball Player and basket ball player is also ambiguous unless you punctuate it correctly.
you can be a person who plays basketball or you can be an insane ball player (LIKE A BASKET-CASE. OMG, BASKETCASE LOL) or you can be a basket who plays ball or you can imagine that either only the word basket, or only the word ball exists, before player, and you can be a basket player or a ball player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 its all about the punctuation aint it ???????/////////////// |
but in all honesty, I'm just a ball playing basket here. Sorry for the invoncenienve.
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there's no such thing as playing basket unless you want to imply that there is which is fantasy and in that case, you'd be right, and there could be a ball playing basket. Playing basket would be whatever your imagination states that to be I guess =/
If you say "I saw a dog-eating chicken" then you're implying you saw a chicken that can eat a dog unless you say "I saw a dog eating chicken" which you're then implying you saw a dog which was eating chicken. It's all in the grammar man. So if you said "I saw a ball playing basket" the you're implying you saw a ball playing basket, whatever you want playing basket to mean. If you say "I saw a ball-playing basket" then you're implying you saw a basket which can play ball. If you're writing a story about a magic basket that has the ability to play a game called "ball" in a fantasy world, that would be plausible and make perfect sense. You dig me? |
And to some places of the world that are no where near the ocean, and especially societies secluded from places with sharks, the thought of a man eating a shark is fantasy.
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Agreed. In that case they wouldn't have the knowledge available to write "man eating shark" or "man-eating shark" lol.
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