flogging the bishop

i call it a 'foot' massage

Ive heard of 'Spocking it'

where you do the star trek hand thing and take it from there

but that's Bruk's area of expertise, not mines

Discharge the seamen
sputter the clutter
yank the yang
strangle the beast
ready the walup
white coats r cuming
call up the navy
sneak and deploy
tenderize the meat
one handed rodeo ride
friction a-dick-tion
master baiter


(just a few used on an original track produced by yours truly...)

iono...

but tally wacker sounds good

1.Wanking - We call a guy who wanks off a wanker,so when 50 Cent came out with Wanksta it was funny shit,feel me.
2.Pulling the head off it
3.Havin sex with palm and her five sisters
4.Spanking the monkey
5.Polishing the knob

a few more i remembered

pullin the bone
tussle with the muscle
pullin the end