yes indeed....
cos i was on my hover board

i didnt read any posts before i posted meh

fine

heres one

prob already been posted again

is your dad a burgler?

cus he stole the stars n put em in your eyes

lmao....@gee

Xmas themed line:
Hey santa's got a present for you...Come and take it

PICK UP line....uhh

Do you need a lift?