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Mistuh Banks 08-26-04 09:57 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by El El
^Wackest comeback ever. lmfao :D :hump:


-^^whackest rapper ive ever heard
-^^worst producer ever
-^^pussiest bitch ever for hiding behind an alias

the list goes on but you arent really worth my time hoe. run along and jerk yurself off watching the wiggles. whos next to get owned?

L.l. 08-26-04 09:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistuh Banks
-^^whackest rapper ive ever heard
-^^worst producer ever
-^^pussiest bitch ever for hiding behind an alias

the list goes on but you arent really worth my time hoe. run along and jerk yurself off watching the wiggles. whos next to get owned?

lol @ you, mistuh Banks. lmfao C'mon, seriously don't bite lines from a famous rapper and not expect to be caught, hoe. :nono: :D :hump:

L.l. 08-26-04 10:03 PM

oh, yea, go and listen to some John Mayer. You already admitted you like it. :D :hump: NEXT!!!

L.I. 08-26-04 10:06 PM

Linkin park is dope...

SPuL™ 08-26-04 10:06 PM

Nah, Lloyd Banks and G-Unit. :cool:

L.I. 08-26-04 10:08 PM

And that wasnt a joke...:)...linkin park is dope

SPuL™ 08-26-04 10:09 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by L.I.
And that wasnt a joke...:)...linkin park is dope

you crazy, hoe. :cool:

L.I. 08-26-04 10:10 PM

anyone who dont like linkin park...is idiotic

~Luciano~ 08-26-04 10:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistuh Banks
once upon a time there was this really good textcee named trooper and he.......wait up that joke was over when i said trooper was good.


rofl

troopers my hoe....


^^^ rofl! best joke ever! lmao

:gfy: <-------(at el el and mixtape for ignoring my joke and sucking eachothers dicks)

Who the fuck are u
get the fuck of my fuckin Jock u fuckin Lloyd banks sac ridein bitch
talkin all ya shit bet u wont battle me u bitchmade
U fuckin run wit ya self i see no crew or nuthin huh


Nuff Said bout this fuckin clown

SPuL™ 08-26-04 10:12 PM

damn, straight that nigga is wack. :nono:

SPuL™ 08-26-04 10:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by L.I.
anyone who dont like linkin park...is idiotic

or... they aren't punk. :D

L.I. 08-26-04 10:19 PM

They aren't punk...they are rock with a flavor of hip hop...i love em...anyone who doesnt have a taste for any other music other then rap is idiotic

M-Eazy 08-26-04 11:02 PM

heard this from a comedian...


i gotta good friend...Last night he went out and got 2 blowjobs came back and gave me one....thats a friend

MsBoOtYpHaT4U69 08-27-04 11:06 AM

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side!

The Jett 08-27-04 11:34 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by sHoTTaBoY
I got A Joke.........A Lil Racist But Aiiiiiight..................................

WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH 4 CRACKERS DRIBIN OFF A CLIFF IN A PICK-UP TRUCK???

.................................................. .................................................. ...........

THERES ROOM FOR AT LEAST 4 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahah, No Disrespect To My White Bruh'z In This World, But That Joke Gets Me Everytime!! HAHAHA!!!


thats supposed to be....
whats wrong with 4 black's in a caddillac driving off a cliff? There's room for 5.

But I guess if your black. There's reason to change it.

MsBoOtYpHaT4U69 08-27-04 12:01 PM

Longish one!.....
Ok there is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head sitting in a clinic. They all were pregnant and where there to get the sex of their baby. The red head says: "I had sex on my back so I'm going to have a boy."
So the Brunette says:"I had sex on my stomach, I'm goin to have a girl!"
The blonde burst into tears! "Whats wrong they both asked, looking at her like she was stupid!
The blonde cried out:"I'm going to have puppies!"

.........................

Doggy-Style! For those of u who didn't get it!

~Ku$tUm-Im@gE~ 08-28-04 12:05 AM

rofl...........lol

Keith Moon 08-28-04 02:11 AM

Heres a true story: They had a contest at a bar to make a horse laugh one day and make it cry the next

So I went up to the horse the first day whispered in its ear it laughed hystericaly

the 2nd day I went up to it for awhile and it started crying uncontrollably

The keep agave me my prize and asked what I did

I said "The first day I told the horse that my penis was bigger than its. The second day I showed him it"

True Story

G_$peed 08-28-04 02:21 AM

i got one...

theres this bear he took a shit and didnt have toilet paper
so this rabbit hops up to the bear and the bera asks
does poop stick to your fur
the rabbit said no
so the bear took the rabbit and wiped his ass wit him...
sry if its lame i'm kinda rusty...

L.l. 08-28-04 12:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigChase
Heres a true story: They had a contest at a bar to make a horse laugh one day and make it cry the next

So I went up to the horse the first day whispered in its ear it laughed hystericaly

the 2nd day I went up to it for awhile and it started crying uncontrollably

The keep agave me my prize and asked what I did

I said "The first day I told the horse that my penis was bigger than its. The second day I showed him it"

True Story

You're wack kid. :D :hump:


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