look at that crack head faggot over there tryna sing
shit ill stamp on face and choke him with his own bling
mis spelt his own label in loose change
he jus straight illitarate he aint got no-1 to blame
scrawny lil rat, he need to go pump some reps
shitty pop rap fassy thinking he a ghetto vet

next rapper: Raekwon

hmmm...Raekwon...Raekwon...wat 2 say about ya
x-cept u aint shit Wu-Tang will still b here 2day wit out ya
heard they didnt even want u in da squad mister
only way u got in iz by lettin errbody run a train on ya fine sister
they only let u spit 6 linez like this cypher
give u da broken mic when itz time 2 play ya piper

next:ludacris

ludicras wanna be more pimp than 50,
swiftly in the sift we see who the shit be,
hoes aint owned we know women r real,
ur deal wont fuffilill the dreams my mind will,
u walk around and wanna drop bowes on em,
only probably when u stand tall,
you know ur to low for em ur only 5 feet,
only on over 5"2 u know u cant beat,
so u pushin them niggas DTP r ur boys,
like kids in the pram yall throw out ur toys,

next diss DR Dre

Grab my fifth off my hip and blast BLAOW BLAWO! I bust my gat off in Lil'Bow Wow! He don't rap, he's a popshit ho, and he rap worse than lil fuckin Romeo! Talk Shit and nigga ya gone! In the club i be straight tipsy like fuckin J-Kwon! I bust a rhyme and Rappers pay me, but I won't go bankrupt like Punkass JD! Greatest Rapper alive Young Hov/Jay-Z, but still my favorite rapper... Nigga that's me! I'm not giving Self-hype or pumpin myself up, cuz weither i make it or not i really don't give a fuck! People know I can rap people know i can flow,But i don't give a damn people gotta go! I'd rather be myself than a G-Unit Ho, and Fuck Lloyd Banks! Yo i gots to go!

and my love......is your love.........""""BABY"""""
you not always there when she calls
cause you to busy cleaning dokey stains from outta Gotti's draws
trying to re-up on that murder tip
you Black Tah and that Charli baltimore chick
GOT SCARED OF THE REAL MURDERS AND CHANGED THAT SHIT




next= heather b

Heatha B.. what to say...
Well..
Heatha is a hookas name and they just cant be tamed. Once they start they dont stop until you gotta blow a pop :shoot: right in her face while shes got on some shitty langere hung togetha by a lace. If you like heatha ya got no taste cuz her pussy takes like paste :nono: i can eat rosie o donald who tastes better than her.. that bitch just got served..

edit- next rapper: R. Kelly (child rapist)

Oh shit, who let this nigga in the preschool again

R Kelly ruined his life by looking in baby's depends

He be the kind of nigga to still be afraid of coodies

He got caught on tape "felling on that gurl's booty"

He busted a nut before it even hit a half n hour

R Kelly gave a new meaning to a "baby shower"

next rapper: LL Cool J

LL Cool J? i think he used to be a rapper
but he lost his mind, and then became an actor
will smith 2, that sould be his nickname
i truley dont know, how he aquired his fame
hes rapped more on comercials than he has on cd
hes the reason kids parents say rap is easy

next rapper: kuniva (lol)

i mite as well get on this too cuz shit ja rule's a punk/
im not hoppin on the bandwagon i think his shits junk/
like a skunk,stunk up the area/ja rule his shit its scari'a/
i think the whack barri'a exploded/but the more the marri'a/
i'm wearie'a/cuz now when i listen to his songs/
all i hear is ashanti,not ja rule hes smokin bongs/
or sumthin he cant speak/his shits fuckin weak/
so maybe he just uses her to float up cash creek/
ill splash,leak the facts/with heat rash attacks/
sharp as an axe ,raps/our backs cant relax/
or lay back any longer/while this little rap monger/
destroys our game,with this murder inc monster/
its a shame he aint a mobster/he mite actually have guns/
everytime he sees 50 cent he turns around and runs/
another bitch just bigger funds/
now the funs all over/ill take Ja's clover and rip off all 4 leaves/
completely sober/cuz his lucks run up i dont gotta be drunk/
imma kick his fuckn ass if i ever meet the chump/

next rapper...p.diddy..ill do it up yo

wat i need/
is a gat to shut up p.diddy/
cuz hes been drivin me crazy/
i hope the public understands/
why i gotta kill this man/
this is wat i need/

im tired of p.diddy and how he always raps about/
j.lo and how she left him str8 out/
every time u see the nigga hes always got a pout/
i think the bitch left cuz he wouldnt eat her out/
what the fuck you think he uses them big ass lips for?/
why u think hes always suckin on a toothpick for?/
why u think hes talkin bout how he always needs a chik for?/
he dotn want his ppl to find out why hes always starin at their dicks for/

next rapper...mystikal

blahh fucka mystical..im dissin G-Unit

50 a bitch!..a know snitch in queens//
he aint a killa,he only know for getin spoted wit beams//
da guys garbage,sound retarded//
if he's heartless,why guards surround em when he got an audience//
bragin bout bein shot,talkin bout bein hot//
i know kats on da block,that when his album drop'd....no one cop'd//
i aint haten,just staten da facts//
me..i stay wit da macks,ta put a commercial ni99a on dey back//
bankz a lame dude,his raps bore me//
and buck so much of a bitch,when he rap it get me horny// lolll pause
The Game?? where da fuck he come from//
klaim he gangsta,come round here get hit wit dum dums//
leave his tounge numb,when i shoot at his grill//
yayo stay locked up so much..how da fuck he gone kill//
i'll spit on a g-units ni99az reeboks//
den pull out 2 glocks and leave em all dead like 2pac//
face it,my whole crew hot...but we aint tryna get signed//
we really in da streets hustlen..yall just talk all da time//


blahh FUCK G-UNIT

next...Snoop Dogg

oh h*ll no what you thinkin/you don't diss g-unit when told to diss mystical/
well then i'm dissin you/so now what you gonna do/i'll put you in a stew/ but there you flew/i guess you weren't mint for this kind of brew/ so get out y you can/ cause you'd fit better in the k-k-clan/ your a has been/ don't even try you can not win/i'm sick of you and your rhyms/because there not even worth 2 dimes/

next rapper- chopper (da band)

i chopper i dont know bunch of copper comparing chopper, harley davison collectors own auctions lots and vaults, this considered asphalt, my home salt, the blood of my wound, the food that i feed, live in the streets, it doesnt transcent, in descending beats, im a top10 critic how can u fools by these gimmics, over lyrics, rip it with me see who rap be, not what rap buys or mtv shows, when i raping u aint payed to flow, no the hood and the ghetto where rhymes bet debts and debts lead to lets and the rentals, evodential potential nonsence, and non evidencial,

u dont know choppetr not a rapper so diss KRS - ONE

Okay I'm Picking A Rapper Not To Be Mean But No One Knows Who U R Talkin Bout..............that'z Y No One Is Posting

Next Rapper- Ja Rule

This should be easy......

I thought we've been through it, Duets are Not Cool//
You wanted to lay down the law but couldn't follow Ja Rule//
Mess wit 50 and Em, left shitty again, what was you smokin//
One thing you musta forgot, rules were ment to be broken//
If you bought this nigga's album then you probably Heard Him Sing//
I'm from PENCILvania, where we known to Murder INK//

Next Rapper: Gza Genius

Fuck fity and eminem, rappin ain't ment for them//
But once again, everyone think's fity or em is the best men//
But they can't rap, they can't do shyt//
just cuz em's white, fity's black, doesn't mean they can spit//
The only shity they should do is come her and suck my big as dick

next rapper: nelly

the rapper before me didnt leave a name so i chose you...
no rapper can irritate me with his accent like you do../
mr. pop rapper think he can be the king of st.lou
till chingy come out now he's rollin with your crew../
cornell hayes or nelly think he's dirty like aguilera
established his own productions cant even cover himself with umbrella/
to protect his ass from the rain K.R.S did to him
how can you be cool if you follow the shadows of eminem.../

next rapper:fabolous

No matter what you say, girls DO care how 'chipped' your tooth is/
Despite his horrid looks on his teeth, this kid still thinks he's 'ruthless'/
Even though it's not real, Fabolous still got hideous 'cooties'/
Fab thinks he's 'pimp' when the kid is a 'wimp' and gets only repulsive 'booty'/
Thinks he's 'handsome' when he's more 'repugnant' than all of the 3 Stooges/
He wouldn't be any more embarassed with his 'pants off', he's so disabled he can't do what 'bugs can'/

More to come.....

Next Rapper-2pac(haha this is gonnabe hard)

FUck pac, bitch i know dis sinnen, dissen a legend, fuck retaliation i'm givin...
but whats he gonna do, dirta's wishin he was still livin.../

He got no style, no ice, cars, air force ones, what all ya money spent...
untouchable? nah bitch got shot more times than fifty cent.../

I'ma here in da flesh ya see me, if ya dead how ya still comin out c.d.'s...
bitch hiding, scared of somptin, fraid he cant compete now rappers turn him to feces.../

yo that wasnt that hard but verse kinda shitty oh well....
Next Rapper....Sean Paul

fuck JIN
 

Fuck Jin''

Now This chink wanna battLe..but i got him Shook
The only Person That will be Popular in ur famliy WOuld be Yan Kan Cook..
Nigga ur pockets R flat like Books..Just Like ur Talent Nigga ur chain was Took
So now ur a Ruff Ryder and U Think Your Gangsta..Nigga Ur Insane??
ILL bitch Slap You Wit a Box Of Loe Main
Nigga Hop Off Aj n Frees Dick...ILL Give u a Dropkick And Break u in 1/2 Like a Fucking Chopstick
u fukin chink u aint commit no crimes
The only Thing Ur Double R stands For is Ridiculas Rhymes
Nigga Afta i kill u Trust me they wont find u ..i got the brains
ILL bury u in a 8 foot hole under ur house like suddam Hussain
Dam Yo Ur wack ..Like The all the teeth in ur mothers Mouth ur Eqitmeita Damaged
Fuck Learnin Chinesse Nigga...Ur Girl Learnin Spanish
The only Reason Your Rhymes Even Made it to The Street..
Is Cuz ur Mother Just got a New Shipment Of Bootleg Cd's
To Sell Dis Week..
In Yo Hood i Creep in ur Girl Bed i Sleep..
U Spit off The Dome For a Second Den say a Writtin Cuz u Scared of Defet
Words Strong Enough To Smack u In the Mouth So hard U would Be Goin ...BAHAHAHAA like a Sheep
Yea u Gettin Groupie Love But im Gettin Mo Ass than Toilet Seats..
Blazin the Weed..Heart full a Greed..Killing a Chink Every Now n Den is
WHAT my Body Needs..
You say u Chinesse But i Relli No y Ur Eyes r Slanted..
Its CUZ Of they Way My Boot Was Planted ..
On Your Fuckin Fohead..Niggas Want me Dead..
GOT no Job But i Still Manage to break Bread..
Dont even Lie About u Gettin Jumed Cuz i Can Still SEE
The Timberlind Logo on The Side of Ya Head..
U Aint Close To my Leage Jin So Stop Bitchin..!!
Leave The Rap Game alone and Go Back To the Kitchen

Yo, you gotta leave a rapper for the next nigga. I'll take 50....

fuck 50, that bitch is a clown,
us NY niggas remember what really went down.
Why you can't tell the world why you really got shot?
Bitch nigga's a snitch--you tough? Why you go to the cops?
(HEH--the truth hurts)
I ain't down with Ja Rule--but fuck nigga, you pussies were separated at birth.
You're a gorilla, a fag, your rhymes are shoddy--
How you a gangsta when you took out a 'Cease and Desist' against Irv Gotti?
It's a crime that G-Unit ain't the stars that you are
Fuck, those niggas rhyme better than you by far.
(HEH-the truth makes you cry)
Maybe you should learn to rap better and get from between Shady's thighs.
Faggot...the truth hurts.

Next Up: DMX

"DEE EMM X! ARF ARF"
Shut that mouf up before I end ya career with a quotation mark//
Niggaz rhymin' skillz get more sour than a lemon shark//
You make HIP-HOP wanna change its taste//
I think this dude's mouf had blisters and became interlaced!//
Ya whole crew need to be erased!//
How a chinese man gon' ruff ryde, when he can't see where he going//
Its time! To throw in- the towel That also goes for being a movie star//
Your antique random barks are so random like ya so-called bars//

Next: Lil Wyte

lil whyt
he aint tight
he cant rap and his records are shite
i bet no one ever bought his c.d
and evry one changes the channel whenever he cums on t.v

next rapper....-k.r.s. one

K.R.S. ONE/ i think he needs to be done/he's done be outdone/so f*ck it i finsh him wit a gun/i'd like to choke him for he's latest song/i kno how he gets along/he kisses a** and hope he belong/is he white or black h*ll who knows/but i'm really sure that he f*ckin blows/

next rapper: dumba** (canab*tch)

Cannibus got beat 8 miles by eminem's disses
Cannibus throws a punch dat like piss and misses
Toilet's don't hold as much shit as Can-I-Bitch
I heard dat he hit up more balls than a pitch
dissed by eminem da homosexual dat's bad
seeing he sucks..I place da CD in trashbags

^^I know it's weak but a quick key....next rapper:tupac

Next Dis Either J-Kwon or Ludacris!

When Errybody in the club gets tipsy
you still at home suckin' ya motha's tits g
You da one on da sideline starrin' at my clip
And what the fuck is wrong wit ya jaw & lip
Must be cuz you against pimp, I always #1
Fuck your hit, Give it back now you don't get NONE!

Next Rapper: Tech N9ne

If you had a wrecking ball, bitch you still couldn't wreck mine
Some career you've got..nobody's ever heard of Tek Nine
I'll :shoot: you and then :laugh: when you are needing :help:
Becuz I :spit: sick shit..but also leave you with bleeding welts
You can't really rap..you're a fucking sell out promo
Don't even try to diss back..cuz fucking with me's a :nono:

Next rapper: Bizzare (From D12)

Bizzare aint nothin but a useless fag,tryin to rap for D-12 like he a ruthless cat
but he's whack, tryin to suck your dick jus so he can score some crack
and if he ever stepped to me i'd have to blast this twat...
D-12 should drop this fat whack mc
cos to them he aint nuthin but a liability
and with this phat dis track i got i mastered see...

Dis Rapper - Ludacris

Yo I got an assignment to dis Ludacris,
but its what he represents that got me pissed,
the charts is where he sits at the top,
calling himself hip hop but more like hip POP,
where does someone like this get his cred?
not from battling but from giving head instead,
almost makes me spew this shit that they call new,
sounds more to me like Disco part two,
label whores- Ludacris and his kind,
if he ever came up he done left it behind,
just goes to show fame is fo' hoes,
who think that all life is is new autos and clothes.


next-the Fat Boys (remember them?)

I remember dem fat dudes went broke on da strength of food,
They was B-Boyz but da B stood for big,
Overweight rappers spit 2 lines and need wind,
In da studio they rhyme wit a tank of oxygen,
What happened 2 they asses they die of obesity?
Oh I know,
They somewhere wit pizzas wit extra cheese.

damn my fault
Tha next rapper is LL cool gay

fuck jay-z
nas is da real king of new york
roc-a-fella rocks a fella
illmatic is da real shit
and damon dash sucks dick

^^ notice that he was supposed to spit about LL Cool J
and he dissed Jay-Z, and didnt leave a rapper for me
so ill use LL Cool J

Guys a G? Hes a fucking bitch
well, he might as well, wit them Dick Sucking Lips
Guys a former thug, mad cus hes washed up and pouts
catch a few of my slugs, cus "Mama Said Knock You OUT"

diss Cam'Ron

Method Man
 

I hate niggas talking bout tical//
Have this bitch Meth end up in the hospital//
Ice cream you is sweet melt down in my clutch//
Heard that faggot nigga red get all up in your but//
Hold up you asking whats happening//
I'm exposing you for nothing but a bitch ass crack head//
Ms Key's say what would wit be with out you//
We already know cuz it's been like 16 since you wrote 16 a dude//

Ok write about Choppa from DA Band

i'ma eat up dis game cuz i'm hungry for a big feast/
dis nigga choppa like babs n she look like a beast/
ya'll need to hear me clearly when i drop dis line/
choppa got golds n his mouth, n yet he still don't shine/


diss next rapper---- 50 Cent

50 cent sucks...blah

next rapper = YOU!!