then at the funeral D.Bill pulled out a uzi a literally knocked the roses off of the caskit...then he pissed on the paul bearers of distilled with the old school eminem

^^^ THE FUCK UP HOE YOU RUINING THE STORY

^^until the terrific trio of rappers from canada came (For$aken, Daz, Headgames) and dissed the shit outa distilled till he cried and and changed course to europe... then destroyed his own country

then D.Bill came and pissed on Canada after becoming a giant

while he was pissing... Headgames pulled out a giant switch blade and cut off dolla bills 2 inch cock < and thats after he became a girant too... damn

At Least, thats what he led them to believe.

The tears were merely caused by laughter at the shear awfullness of the disses, at which point he changed course from bombing the baldwins.

And headed straight to Canada To Piss on the Mounty's and laugh at the accents.

but D.Bill's penis was only that small to Headgames because Headgames brain was in the process of exploding and everything looked small because his exploding brain was so big

then D.Bill had sex with paris hilton!...then got AIDS and died

And The world Rejoiced at the Death of The 2 inch cocked Dolla Bill.

And Paris Hilton told the world the story of the '10 second man'

*damn*.................

then distilled's brain exploded from his ego also...the end

I like that ending..........

well u'll like dis one too...canada suddenly evatorated from tha earth...:thumbup:...no hate...lmao

..... and it took usa with them... and all of europe

But distilled was still alive on Cuba

.... until he was shot by headgames

In the stomach, which he quickly pulled through from, picked up an M16 that was lying about and had a 13 hour long shoot out with headgames.

Until they both ran out of bullets, distilled then picked up a nearby butterfly knife and ran at headgames, swiftly taking out both of his kneecaps, and leaving him helpless on the floor to die

but those kneecaps... were actually kneepads... and headgames roller bladed away to safety... cuz im dope like that

But unfortunately, without his trusty kneecaps, he tripped over the stick which was carefully placed by distilled, and blew out both his knee's.

Upon which point distilled calmly walked up behind him, kicked him over, and ripped his neck off.

........ poor poor twin brother of headgames.... you didnt get me hoe

I know, it was all a ploy to let you think you got away again.

While headgames was smirking away at his home, sipping on his milkshake, with hi plastic bling round his neck, distilled crept in the back door, And spiked his milkshake in the blender with syanide, and waited until he heard the body drop

ghoste watched on the side...laughing randomly...and at the site of headgames sipping a spiked milkshake...

Then I steal ur jersey and run away....... :thumbup:

Then I shoot You

then i come to the body and steal my jerzy back...put it on over my bullet proof vest...and step on ur chest with 1 foot while screamin..."wut now bitch!!!"

Then I I say "this!!!" and then smack you upside the head with my pistol.. then put a bullet to your head... cuz that syanide was actually chocalate sauce... and I put a syanide warning poisin sign over it... distilled being so stupid fell for it... I faked dead.. *steals ghoste's bullet proof vest" it's on distilled

then i go crying to my mom...and she beats yo ass wit a coat hanger and some pantie hose :thumbup: ...

But I already had my bullet proof vest on so the first 3 shots bounce off my chest like I was superman.

Then I jump In the Range, And Run you down like Roadkill.

then D.Bill finally resurrects himself along wit 2pac...and we gangbang ghoste momz...when ghoste finds out, he kills pac...only to be surprised by D.Bill with his 2in penis...D.Bill pisses on Ghoste like he was R.Kelly's sister...hahahahahahahaaha

Then I slit your throat quick.

too bad...i piss on distilled while dyin AGAIN...*but i will come back again like chucky*

thus D.Bill does come back AGAIN...swiftly uppin his new open mic...LINK IN DA SIG...LEAVE FEEDBACK HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...lmfao

dont count dis into tha story

then ghoste turns into the incredible haulk...and throws a tank at the dieing d.bill...it hits him in his head and d.bill dies...then he sinks into the ground where moles and worms viciously gang rape him...

tha crowd cheers as JDOT enters this shit finally. even yo favorite rapper calls me they favorite rapper. JDOT dont kno whats goin on, cause he gota life, and he aint tryna read all these fuckin post, so he just comes in slittin throats..."who wants it first?" he ask

and some lonely faggot raises his hand weakly and it turns out to be...

Then I cut J Dot's neck off

...the resurected d.bill...

says "U FUCKIN FAGS THOUGHT I DIED?"...and then visiously beats everyone into bloody pulps...only to find out....

but in the crowd a sinister being is hiding, who is this guy...

its obviously michael jackson...who else would it be...

It's George W Bush!!!