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~Babylon~ 04-06-06 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -T. Skillz-
yo momma is so stupid i told her to turn on her tv and she started to rub on her titties and biting her lips




I dont git it.......lol :huh:

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 10:41 PM
yo mommas so old.....she retired from social security

Mad Skillz 04-06-06 10:43 PM
yo mama so old...she farts out dust

Kordozar 04-06-06 10:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -T. Skillz-
yo momma so stupid, i asked her if she knew pharell from the nepunes, she said " i only know people from earth"



Lmao Yo He Got The Funniest Jokes

-Substance- 04-06-06 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Babylon~
I dont git it.......lol :huh:

rubbin her tits, like to try and sexually turn on the tv.


yo momma got such a long neck that if she drink milk.....

....by the time it reaches her stomach, it's spoiled!

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -T. Skillz-
rubbin her tits, like to try and sexually turn on the tv.


yo momma got such a long neck that if she drink milk.....

....by the time it reaches her stomach, it's spoiled!




lmao......werd :thumbup:

Wicked One 04-06-06 10:57 PM
^Ayo

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said Taxi!!

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 10:59 PM
yo mommas pussy is so worn out.........when she goes swimming.....it looks like she got a fin

Wicked One 04-06-06 11:01 PM
Lol aight...

Ayo yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

~Babylon~ 04-06-06 11:05 PM
^yo mommas so nasty......she fucked your dad

~Babylon~ 04-07-06 04:17 AM
yo mommas so stupid........she tried to TIVO a DVD

-Substance- 04-07-06 10:05 AM
yo momma is so nasty, her secret deoderant told on her

~Babylon~ 04-07-06 02:18 PM
yo mommas breath is so hot......she coughed to the north....and the polar ice caps melted

~Babylon~ 04-07-06 04:55 PM
yo mommas so ugly......she went to a plastic surgeon......and he shot her...and said there u go

-Substance- 04-08-06 01:29 PM
lol, yo momma so ugly, they let her be in star wars since they wouldn't spend money on makeup.

Sean Gunner 04-08-06 01:43 PM
Yo momma so old, her social security card is 000-00-001.

Sean Gunner 04-08-06 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -T. Skillz-
lmao ^^^

yo momma is so fat, if i reach into her, i'll find a buffet


BITER! That was on Yo Momma.


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