or how about landing on a fat person to cushion your fall hmmmmm?

or how bout JUMPING OF THE FUCKING BOTTOM RUNG :cussing: :banghead:

sounds like a good idea lol....but isn't the fat person going to land on the cushion anyway????

thats too easy, i'd rather pick a target and jump

i actually wonder what rung on a 50 ft ladder i would have to jump from in order for my ankles to smash through my knee caps?

you'd have to land directly on your feet
pretty hard to do..............but i would say the top of the ladder

what about someone with brittle bones then?

good luck with that one lol
hope you got insurance

Ahhh yeah me 2....lol

actually

jumping off the bottom rung might be the answer on that one...

what r we doing on this ladder again?

and unfufilled where did that heffer put the damn hens?

i unno but 3 people on one ladder is dangerous...

ask wrestlers in a ladder match

Susanne put all of the female horses in the stables, put all of the male owls in a tree, put all of the female lobsters in a tank, and all of the male dogs in the backyard. The next day she forgot where she had put all of those animals. She asks you "Where are the hens?". What do you tell her?

in a tank....female lobsters are called hens.....lol

new one.....


A boy was in detention, from talking too much when the teacher was talking. The detention teacher said, "You have to produce an 1000 word essay in 30 seconds...GO!!"

The boy actually did it. How?

Note: he did not just write "An 1000 word essay" on his paper. You'll have to be a little more clever than that.

come on people give me some answers.....lol

either just stole someone elses, or photocopied a few of someone elses???? :huh:

i'm sorry baby...try again....its simple 2.... :thumbup:

the teacher was drugged, and hallucinated the whole thing

nope...he drawed lol a picture becaue pictures are worth 1000 words....

next.....

A steam engine is traveling in a straight line from Detroit to Milwaukee, which is a distance of 250 miles. The train is traveling at 125mph due west, but there is a headwind of 10mph coming from the northwest. How long will it take the train to reach its destination?

i don't care jus as long as my god damn train is on time...

two hours

word...head wind wouldn't make no difference plus the train is at a speed of 125mph...after the wind anyways...

god at the amount of effort that took -_-

anyways

easy one...

what gets bigger the more you take away

your credit card debt ?

nope..............

ahhhh nope!!!!!!!!! :thumbup:

Its a banana next to an egg

thats not it....and neither is the answer above me....try again........ :nono:

come on people i'm not getting any answers....????

A Half Hour I Don't Know

nope sorry boys.................try again.... :thumbup:

you guys suck lol.................

Never knew steam engines could go that fast.

well that aint the answer....lol.......... :nono: