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How do you make a one armed blonde fall out of a tree??
wave at her. Yo bitches :D |
What do michel Jackson and McDonalds have in common?.... 40 year old meat Beetween ten year old buns!
What do micheal Jackson and a walmart bag have in common?.... They are both Plastic and are dangerous to kids... |
who iz the best textcee on RV?
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How do you kill a crack head blonde?....
Put Coke at the bottom of a swimming pool! |
If you think the ride mower is a puch mower... and end up chasing it..
You might be a redNeck... If you try to ride the weedwacker.... Yu might be a redneck.. If you mow your grass... and find a car... You might be a red neck! |
not to piss anyone off but how do u stop a black guy from jumpin on your bed??
put velcro on da celeing |
I nkow a couple Black people jokes... but I aint gonna post em... I respect them....
No hate 2pac... Vote on my battles!! \/ \/ \/ |
whats black red screams and steams????
a baby in a microwave ain't that sick..... |
yo yo this is keith i go to school and people piss me off when they say fuck off and all that shit it's stupid they act like they are 2 year's old they are dum
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whats funnier than a dead baby........... a dead baby in a clown suit... haha whats funner than nailing a baby to a tree.... ripping it off whats sicker than 99 dead babies in a dumpster.... the 100th one at the bottom eating his way to the top ......... thats to much |
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^^^^^what what what what what........... anyway what did the mexican say while chasin his piece of paper? "get back here esay" ........... what did the mexican say to the house after it fell on him? "get off me homes" MAD PROPS TO WHOEVER MAD THIS THREAD and everyone who posts in it. even if u aint got jokes, sayin dumb shit while on drugs is good enough.- love this thread. |
thats heelllllaaaa sic...kid oyu need help...lol
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a man walks into a club and says "ouch"
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lol nice
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I got A Joke.........A Lil Racist But Aiiiiiight..................................
WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH 4 CRACKERS DRIBIN OFF A CLIFF IN A PICK-UP TRUCK??? .................................................. .................................................. ........... THERES ROOM FOR AT LEAST 4 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahah, No Disrespect To My White Bruh'z In This World, But That Joke Gets Me Everytime!! HAHAHA!!! |
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