Grains, Hops, And weird substances,
Yum, Yum, Killed enuff brain cells already - So grab the kids
Dont have 2 dimes to rub together, No place to close my lids
I dont realy give a F'k cuz I got endless Bottles of Bibs, (bub)
I might just hang out in a club - 1k worth of Hipnotic
Tasted like sh't but f'ukz me up more than gin and tonic
My liver is about to rot out of my body
I dont care, As long as i can wet my wistle, with a lil bacardi

Next: The little man that lives in my keyboard!! :|

Tap Tap on the keyboard as I write my new lethal lyric
He's running from the sound and makin him dizzy n sick
He's getting pissed wanting the system to crash and die
Under the keyboards yearning to see the beatiful sky
Chillin under numb lock he's getting his kicks watching
Im Soon onto another website chat line soon dodging

NEXT PERSON: A Good Little Girl Just Turned Prostitute


Your color and font is fucking with my high kid...
~Bounce~

Mom always said i was pretty, Said i would be sexy//
I was always a good girl, till my 3 year boyfriend left me//
I was so pissed i went out and fucked//
Oh i loved it so much, How about the life of a slut?//
Better yet, How about I make a lil money//
Street Corners are cold, Until i meet a new Hunni//
Ill sell my body for $200 an hour//
Its kinna buggin me tho...im not a pretty lil flower//

Next: Snoop Dogg

fo shizzle my nizzle as i spit thiz shizzle
im lookin soo fly in my new suit fo rizzle
i said i quit smokin but i kno it is bull
i sed it too the press ha ha what fools
i stay smokin the dro gettin some hoes
im a p.i.m.p. like 50 cent ya kno

next person: Jin The Ruff Ryder


next person

Yo my name is Jin, Bruce Lee is my twin,
Reppin 106 & park's top ten;
A battle that u can't cuss in..... um ill pass,
Tryin to disqaulify me, every time i say ass;
All that shits wack.. sice i left, it's all been fuckin gay,
With those rules, there mine as well not even be a Freestyle friday
I used it to my advantage, it took a while, but got me far
Went from making fried rice, to chillin with double R

Next: Run DMC

dmc
 

oh no what will we do /
squad went from 3 to 2/
we incomplete and dmc not a good speeka/
and worst than that no one wants a sneeka/that dont matter I paved they way/
for the new school rappers of today/
it us run dmc and we never play
plus we show'd yall how to rock this way
we were nice and still respected today
R.i.P to Jam Master Jay

(think old school style) next person:chingy

yo I like it when I make my cat Purr (purr)
rub my hand across its back and pet it's fur (fur)
He likes it when I pet him right thurre (thurre)
you know my kitty knews that i curre (curre)
They wont let my kitty in the holiday Inn (inn)
I'm like, let's go kitty, fuck them (them)
even though i really wanted a comfy bed (bed)
so my pussy can give me head (head)

next person: Abraham Lincoln

my name is Abe Lincoln my dead Asshole's stinkin
A bullet went through my brain so i dont do much thinkin
i made the gettysburgh address to get myself a girlfriend
the worthless piece of shit only went and made the civil war end
my bitch Mary Todd i send her stupid ass whorin
at least i used to until i died...now my fucken life is borin

next person : Jenna Jameson (porn star)

^lmao fuckin hilarious

WHats better thans fuckin fuckin fo a livin
Should have 3 brains wit all the head I be givin
I'm da most well know and sought afta pornstar
Mo bones in me than A dogs backyard
Gettin paid good money too bad I can't act
So I'll fuck til my pussys no longer in tact

Sadaam

Yo call up my nigga bin ladden and tell him my newest plans
and tell him i got the materials needed to bomb hoover dam
then get me some hoes and invite them into the secret ditch (Where he got found)
so they can start beatin this dick
and if u could, get me a barber to gimmie my cuts
*THE ARMY RUNS IN AND FINDS HIS SECRET DITCH N START SHOOTIN!*
got danm they found me, just my fucking luck
should i surender, well shit i guess i'll do it
mayb i should have left iraq wen i had a chance, danm im stupid!!!

Next Person: One of Lil Johns Dreadlock's

Hey, Im one of lil John's dumbass dreadlocks.
get low all day , and to dumb to manage stocks.
Yall just mad cuz yall gotta wear socks.
Man i nevea is washed,I smell like shit after it be squashed
whats panty linen'in anyway? I make all his songs and never get pay.
This is all i got ta say, fuck dis shit, maybe I get washed ta'day.

ummm day in the life of: R-kelly
I didnt read the others hope it hasnt been taken if it has do a day in the life of this smile :hump:

Why do I do music? To pick up the groupies
But now I gotta make em show me a photo ID
S till sing tight shit, till the day I die
But when I fuck underage girls, I believ I can fly
Damn, shouldn't of videoptaped that shit what did I see
I can jack off to Britney spears videos on MTV

-Next person: Pete Rose

Played for the Reds and supposedly threw a game
I did it for the money that's what they claim
I did it but I cant remeber but I remeber that it happened in september
But I wasnt the only one that did it: I'm the only one that got caught
They tried to take me to court and I fought
I swung bats made by louisville slugga
MLB banned me because I was A professional Hustla
But they got sensitive and said I could come back
But when I come back I'ma sling steroids and crack!!



Next Person: Martin Lawrence

I Was In BAdboyS2 One Of The Main Characters|..
But I Sucked At The First 1 Like X-factors|..
Will Smith Dosnt Have A Chance Im Famous|..
In BB2(badboyz2) I Wish My Sista Died Dont Blame Us|..
Now What Smith I Despise You|..
Lil Sucka Lookin Donkey Fooo|..

Next Person:2pac

jus woke up 5 in da mornin//
slangin coke, life never borin//
go to tha studio, right my own shit//
dissin biggie, go eat a dick//
livin that thug life, ride n get high//
always ballin, its either ride or die//
goin to tha club, find a thick shorty//
smokin blunts, n drinkin 40's//
get ta tha house, count ma g's//
man this life is fast, wutta tease//

like biggie but im thinkin like Pac or tryin to neway

Jackie Chan