this thread is a joke........................ but no one's laughing

20 Past Ricky Is good, I finish Polishing the nylon Statue of Napoleon with Mary J Bloggs at 9 past Edwin so thats perfect

Good then, I have to collect some protein's @ seven past Lionel. So that's perfect.

Seven Past Lionel?

What are you some kind of heathen Devil?

No, I am accompanied by sprite's tah operate my brain.

Sprite's are the work of Catholics

No they aren't, they are issued by the ministry of defence.

Ministry Of Defence Have been corrupted.

The Coca Cola Company now controls the fate of our country

Those soft drink distributing bastards!

I know, I have written several Complaints letters.

Guess What Everybody!

My internet Dies in exactly 16 minutes.

Gangsta to the core