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Zone Out 10-01-05 01:53 AM

Negative!
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Terumoto 10-01-05 02:44 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Bishop
One man band so farfetched, he fucked his own dad and got an idea for some dumb ass beatbox battle that sucks ass on Sound Click

:thefinger thank u, come again...

merk all ya'll, dont fuck with me :nono:


Nah I just took the idea from another site... a beatboxing forum with almost 10,000 members that battle as much as MCs on rap sites. I didnt just think it up.

You're just sore, since you lost the battle, remember?

Zone Out 10-01-05 02:50 AM

Negative!
you wont catch me beatboxin on my mic, drenchin it with spit.

Terumoto 10-01-05 02:56 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu
Negative!
you wont catch me beatboxin on my mic, drenchin it with spit.


You're just not too good at beatboxing... -_- you gotta admit it one day.

Young_law 10-01-05 03:00 AM

a couple of classics

yo momma head so big she dont have dreams she have motion pictures

yo mama so old when she take a shower she get brainwashed

yo momma so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog could playwith her

yo momma so fat she stared at a orange juice box for a hour because it said concentrate

yo momma so poor when i stepped on a lit ciggarette she said who turn off the heat

yo momma so poor when i rang her doorbell she yelled DING DONG!

yo momma so poor when i oppened the freezer it wuz a couple of roaches singin ice ice baby

yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can and asked her what she was doin, she said movin

yo momma so poor when i asked her what was for dinner she put her fot on the table and said corn

yo momma so fat when she back up it be like beep beep beep

yo momma so fat i need a map just to have sex with her

you momma so fat everytime she turn around its her birthday

you momma so fat she got her own zipcode

yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow coat people started yellin taxi!!

yo moma so fat when she got hit by a bus she yelled who threw that rock?

yo momma so dumb she put lipstick on her forhead i asked her what she was doin and she said makin up my mind

you momma so dumb she wanna be a blonde

yo momma so dumb she is a blonde

yo momma so dumb her tutor was george bush (lmao jus made that up)

im tired of typin some when i think of some more imma post em

*waits for err1 2 bitch cuz i said basiically almost all the classic yo momma jokes*

~Lady Fiya~ 10-01-05 03:02 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by One Man Band
You're just not too good at beatboxing... -_- you gotta admit it one day.


You mixing up the avys with the wrong person... Ranks and Will S. Unyu are two different peeps.. lol.

Zone Out 10-01-05 03:08 AM

yo mama so stupid when I asked her to beat box she went to go get some boxing gloves

Zone Out 10-01-05 03:10 AM

yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund..

~Lady Fiya~ 10-01-05 03:11 AM

lol ThatNigga, I remember those hahahha, Chi-city! hhahaha lol... i'm tired i'm out.. lol

Zone Out 10-01-05 03:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatNigga
yo momma so fat she stared at a orange juice box for a hour because it said concentrate


lol, I think you meant "so dumb"

Terumoto 10-01-05 03:24 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Lady Fiya~
You mixing up the avys with the wrong person... Ranks and Will S. Unyu are two different peeps.. lol.


for reeeaal?

What kinda gay guy uses the same avvy as someone else. -_-

Zone Out 10-01-05 03:26 AM

lol, me and Ranks are friends, he made a comment about someone else stealin his avy, so I stole it too and now Im keepin it until he notices it.
fall back..

~Lady Fiya~ 10-01-05 03:27 AM

Lol... But yeah you were talking to Will S. Unyu not Ranks, Ranks not even online.. I don't think but I heard that beatbox battle, it was decent, you had some whistling in there haha..

~Lady Fiya~ 10-01-05 03:28 AM

Damn you, Kyro fa posting before me... Dag, nigga.

Young_law 10-01-05 03:29 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Will S.Unyu
lol, I think you meant "so dumb"

lmao yea i did big ass typo


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