*Dives in his ears*

BITCHHHH

^omg, wtf are you guys? jumpin' into guys ears? lmao.. faggots

I caught him off guard, HAHAHAH! FUCKAH!

You can't catch him off guard.

I once dug into my ear and pulled out a tick...

I was like

'WHAT THE FUCK,'

Well obviously i caught him off gaurd, shit, learn to read.

Fucking right. He caught him off guard like a horse.. that's off guard!

FUCK!

Fuckaaa Yesss! My Boy Is Backk!

He doesent sound very threatened by this dude to me...

Especially if its on camera, you want to be 100% self defence.

Jack's going to get his ass beat anyway, so it won't matter.

Yeah, itll be the other guy pleading self defense.

- dropkicks Hopesfall. - Just wait until you hear my audio.

so did your momma and your aunt, when they caught me off guard. :hump:

Yes, bravo. Creative.

Yeah, like.. CREATIVE!

DA's usually wont prosecute for a fight in the first place...

theyll prosecute if you jump someone...or just beat the shit out of someone when theyre already on the ground...but cops usually wont press charges for a regular fight unless someone REALLY makes a fuss about it...the worst that usually happens if someone calls them is they hold both of you overnight and release you on your own recognizances...

but if something were to happen you could say "i felt that he was going to cause me bodily harm and i used the amount of physical force neccesary to keep him from doing that"...and as long as there are no witnesses that say you were beating the shit out of him when he was already on the ground...theres really nothing they can do...