hey girl..can u pretend its sunday servise between my legs and get on your knees!!

better one is

The word of the day is Legs, so lets spread the word

Pick-up artists are faggots who usually rely on other peoples lines. You have to be an alpha male, using corny lines won't do shit unless you're going for the Down Syndrome one-night stand chick.

I don't say anything. They just know.

I just quoted the person who has used more pickup lines than anyone else I know.

Lmao, where have I used any pickup lines other than going around fucking around on RV? I sit there and fucking insult everyone around me, and if they have a sense of humor like I want they'll just laugh.



I just quoted the guy who uh...

...

fill in the blank with something insulting, asshole.

^^ wow... thanx man... i used that on valentine's day and ended up gettin back wit my ex!!! she was like "ur SOOOOOOOO sweet"
hahaha dayum, thanx again

RobKilla, your girl must be ignorant if she's going to get mushy over some stupid old shit like that. I'm serious, she's probably a slut, but whatever as long as you puff the magic dragon. In her pants.

dude whatever, dont talk about my girl :cussing:
:thumbup:
i can get pretty e-mean
or should i say e-vil

Oh yeah, ne ways... anyone who knows anything knows I have the best lines.

1. Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?
2. Ask a Girl, "CDs Or Tapes". When she says CDs, Say, "YOU WANNA SEE DEES (CDs) NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH?
3. You know, If I Were You, I would do me.
5. I'm gonna have sex with you, you, you, and you. Who's first?
6. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Yeah, and #1 works. Soul Rebel proved it here

fuckin' right.

*gosh you got an Phat ass. can it meet my oscar.

word -_-

when a female walks past grab her hand say slow down ma you just gone leave me like that then spit the basic i you got her

or when you see a female on her cell phone say who you callin me then when they keep wakin say my phone not ringing so you must have the wrong number let me give you the right number and you got her

but for all yall dumbass to pull this off you need a cell phone word

*lame one*

do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

or

whats a nice girl like you doin in a place like this

pshh

the first one word im bout to go use that now*in school*