how do chinese people get their names?

Drom down silverware from the stairs and name them by the sound it makes

haha baby jokes are halarious...

whats funnier then a dead baby...
a dead baby in a clown suit

whats funner than nailing a baby to a tree...
ripping it off

whats better than 12 dead babies in a trash can...
1 alive baby eating his way to the top

why are black peoples noses so big?
thats how they where hung when god spraypainted em...

how you fit 1000 jews in a volkswagon
in the ashtray

whos is the best jewish cook?
.HITLER


haha i'm done

whos a gayer white person than Ike?...

black magik

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

ROFL ...Heres one that Q may find ammusing...


What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

How long does it take for a white women to take a shit??





9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?










































One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?









A White bitches Booty!!!!!!!!


I got maaad jokes :)

What did a nigga do with his m&m's?


Eat 'em.


but what did the whiteboy do?...

Try & put 'em in alphabetical order!

LMAO....What did the whiteboy see when he looked at his family tree?!...



A Straight line!!...

Why do women have smaller feet?

So they can reach the sink easier.

what does my girl do when she gets out the hospital...

the dishes if she knows whats good for her

The money we use to buy food for a week could feed a family in Africa for 3 months, I don't know about you, but i think we are being overcharged for our groceries.

lol @ this.

sick thread.