lmao, my stomach hurts now...........


Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

u aint the only one


uggggggggggggggggggggggggh

yo momma's head so big......she gotta go to big and tall for head band

yo momma so skinny, she waits on tha side walk fo people 2 park theyre car beside her n put quarters in her mouth, werd

yo momma's so dumb she pulled on to I-95........stop her car....got out with a magic marker....and crossed out the five and put a six on the sign

yo mommas so dumb......she bought a bottle of paul newman's dressing....called paul and gave it back

YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT!!!!!


she gotta use mapquest to find the back of her neck!!!!!

yo momma so poor she caynt afford welfare, werd

your momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention

yo momma so dumb, she had you.

keep postin jokes people, this will be longer than the longest thread in ll history!!


Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center!!

Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."