ur momma so ugly shes looking like latin kitten on a good day

your so ugly that unfulfilled is your MOM and latinkitten is your BABYMOMMA!

oooooooohhhh thats good.....ummmmm

ur mommas face is so bad looking that even god wont repeat that shit

Your mother is so obese it lowers her self esteem.

ur mommas so stupid she thought 8 mile trallier park was really 8 miles long

your momma's so old that when she farts - dust comes out


OOOOOOHHHHH!!

this is over, i just ended it

^^^^ naw the champ is gunna end it.....

ur mommas so poor i stepped on a lit ciqurette on the floor she was like who turned out the heat

Yo mama so gay, she put on a cowboy hat to visit someone with a Broke Back.

what do you call 5 Old Black men in a Barn???


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Antique Farm Equipment

What do you call 5 old black men with yo mama?

Yo mama gettin' shot by the rest of your redneck ass family.

Where did i leave your Quadraplegic Mother?




Exactly where i last Fucked her!!

Yo mama so greasy, you don't need no lubrication to fuck her.

Yo momma so stupid, she though Wu-Tang was an African orange drink!

PLATOW!

Sik Wit It's mama is Whoopi Goldberg's stunt double.

what u call ur momma on a stick??

shit on a stick