why?????????? lol

heres another one.................

Bloodless Manslaughter?
Detective Jones appeared at the crime scene six minutes after the call for help. All around him were pieces of body parts scattered around the floor. Yet, no blood was visible. How can that be?

Damn That Shit Sound Hard

lol and its easy as hell.... :thumbup:

because, viagra only lasts a few hours! NOW!

a breakfast burrito

where you get that from??? lol...breakfast burrito...try again boo.... :huh:

becasue the body parts were already dead...

nope nope...guess again.....lmao :thumbup:

lol just took a educated guess :thumbup:

yes you did baby....lol...a breakfast burrito :thumbup: :laugh:

no one was cut up or they were frozen

get wit me and i'll show u a real burrito :love:

lol just playin but yo u should IM me on aim or some shit...

aim= mc slayor

oooo *wonders* lol...

the answer is the crime was done at an auto...the body parts were car body parts....

new one........

The Ringmaster gave his 25 acrobats a challenge. He challenged them to walk over the smallest tight rope (in width) in the world. He said to each one of the acrobats "You can do it, trust me". Each acrobat attempted the walk, but only one acrobat successfully walked the rope to the other side. Every acrobat said "The ringmaster was right in what he said to all of us". How was the ringmaster right if only one acrobat walked the rope to the other side?