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N.Tavarez 08-09-06 01:43 PM
wheres a truth commercial when you need one ?

J Summers 08-09-06 01:49 PM
can i get checked for zephyr?

L.E 08-09-06 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by .Ike.
lmfao i actually went 30 minutes and didnt nut my first time....how gay.....

she had to be home...and well...i just couldnt get it done in time..i have no fuckin clue why..........i did the complete opposite of what most people do first time lol


Exactly the same shit that happened to me.

And Apokolyptik...I've had sex when I have been fucking hammered.

Hard as a rock.

Chris Stylez 08-09-06 02:29 PM
First time was 12 on my birthday day and like accidently plunged it into her belly button..and when i pulled it out her belly button it made a little boping noise after there that. She lost her virginity and i lost mine. Best 2 min bang of my life...

J Summers 08-09-06 02:58 PM
the head of your penis can fit in a belly button

that = 2 things

1. u not well endowed
2. that was a big bitch

N.Tavarez 08-09-06 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Summers
the head of your penis can fit in a belly button

that = 2 things

1. u not well endowed
2. that was a big bitch






lmao that sounded like some unspoken rule
but it really does sound about right

Appocolyptik 08-09-06 03:17 PM
I'd be a good weed dealer, I don't smoke it so much anymore because I've gotta get back into shape for the new football (soccer) season. Hell the last time I got stoned was Saturday.

Chris Stylez 08-09-06 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Summers
the head of your penis can fit in a belly button

that = 2 things

1. u not well endowed
2. that was a big bitch




Like i said i was 12. Your not really developed when you 12. You can get a woody u can bust...but ur not really developed...And it wasnt even like the whole head was inside

But it was still funny none the less :thumbup:

Appocolyptik 08-09-06 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ennui
Exactly the same shit that happened to me.

And Apokolyptik...I've had sex when I have been fucking hammered.

Hard as a rock.


Get out of here you lying little fucker :p

WhoAmI 08-10-06 09:47 AM
when im drunk im too busy being a wiseman with all the answers to the world's problems to care about sex, i usually get my fucks first and THEN get drunk and chill....:)


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