for mr...

whats with all the first time posters... lowering rank
to you elevation is like a safe cracker needing a bank
ya ship sank... ya going nowhere ya fucking stranded
ya couldnt win with a bribe... if ya opponent had planned it
so has it landed, no... jus like sherlock said
its 'elementary' my dear watson... or is that over ya head!!

^^^

Too bad not one Personal.. Its either a prewrite or bit
Theres something to describe emcees like you.......shit
1000 Posts.. reg. in Oct. theres only one thing i can say
Please tell me.. How many freepost do you type a day?
Dev stay outta this.. you'd of kept respect not showing
Its funny all of those punchlines.. and nothing worth quoting

Man, God damn, I'm tired of rippin this Bitch,
She fuckin rhymes like she was born wit a glitch;
I dont know y she keeps comin back for more,
She likes to get beat, like a massacist hor;
If u never post again, I'll be just fine
do u really think u killed that nigga with a Sherlock Holmes line;
I be playin wit u really, like u was a toy,
but I can serve u all day like a delivery boy;

...walks in with a suitcase..."im back"

im gunnin tricks but now im wonderin/
wasnt the only ripper located sum where in london?/
im da ripper to but all my shit is hit or miss/
but the only rippin i do is in ur clitoris/
drink my piss trick..like it was gatorade/
dont suck me off tho..i'd rather jerk off with razor blades/
ur whole verse was cheap like it was made in Taiwan/
got u lade up against the wall like ur icon/

dazasta sounds likrhymes are candy straight licorice/e jibberish/

you aint rippin shit you just a male trying to come up wit a feamle niche/
rodman already married himself im gonna help you
heres a shovel go bury yourself/
the knowledge i posses makes you look like a nut spot on your bitches chest/
go home to newark jersey you aint classic /
you played out more than james worthy/
dont make me keyshawn you and make you ride the bench

"don't get mad or hate me its not my fault your mom tryed to rape me"
krackmittens

ok that first part got fucked up it did say

dazasta sounds like jibberish/
ryhmes straight candy like licorice/

my bad on that one

Krackmittens, think before you speak,
Cats-Kittens, shittin on this faggot while I take a leak,
You are dismissed, go back to the hole you crawled out of,
This bitch is so pale, he looks like he was balled powder,
Living in Florida without a tan, that's a damn shame,
If I was as ugly as you, I wouldn't leave either, so I can't complain.

yeah its krackmittens you spelled it right,
im the reason you wet the bed at night ,
scared to rep where you from cause you,
know when i catch ill make you swalla your own cum.slice off your rigght thumb shove it up you ass till tongue gets numb
this is an open mic we accept all challengers
but i didnt know retards farts counted as a work of art
be smart dont say anymore this is a warning
its kinda hard to dodge 4000 nouns, 7000 verbs aimed straight
at your face ill leave you breathless with ink all over the place



my bad and the way i wrote im in a hurry

"don't get mad or hate me its not my fault your mom tryed to rape me"

Krackmittens

krackmittens....drinkin semens fo vitamins
you must be the black pussy cat in the ancient writin's/
the dogg will chase ya.. eat ya head like cannibal
you'll be stunned paralyzed soon as i hit ya abdominal/
you acceptin challengers?no body will take ya seriously
go back ta ya trailer.. start lickin ya bitch pussy/

yeah i do lick pussy but dont type in here/
dont try to push me , ill punish you with a vervbal onslaught/
i come wit ouick shit with wits galore/
rip your chest open then its ribs and gore/
eat your liver sew you back with some knitting scissors/
the way i figure you been died before/
you the cockroach i just stepped on on my muther fucking porch!

"don't get mad or hate me cause your mom tryed to rape me"
Krackmittens

man you know you don't lick the fuckin pussy
only thing you do, is stick yo dick in guy's touchie's
"the way i figure you been died before"
dude get some hooked on phonics from you local store
cause obiviously you need it, cause your grammar is whacked
and so is your rap, fuck my cat can do better then that
krackmittens, application to quit you should be submittin
cause if you don't i'll make you quit cause you'll be in submission

All over Krem like body bags on deceased
Cease, like Hindus, you don't want no beef
Ya gurl?She has something to tell ya
Cause i'm tha reason fo ya brown daughter

krem you half possesed ?? then why dont you write ryhmes with some substance for instance lets go to the minute you witsnessed my ryhmes on this page how you got excited and wanted to be my dre like easy in the nwa but hey its all good we all know that you canadain canucks are a bunch of dumb fucks who are good a slappin a puck and trying our luck go ahead you bastard keep runnin at the lip ill show you war fill your lip wit 97 hollow tips and watch your shit drop to the floor this is just the tip of the iceberg so you might wanna put on your life preserver
i already got your plot and your coffin i get good rates cause i merk you cats often


"dont get mad or hate me its not my fault your mom tryed to rape me"

Krackmittens

You must be joking man, his brown daughter
That line you just spit set you up for the slaughter
I'm like you sheperd and your my sheep
All those lines you just said they weren't that deep
By the end of my time I'll have you praying to me sweetly
And under the steeple is where I'll greet thee
You have no clue what I do to people like you
I just chew you up and spit you like mountain dew
All the shit you said it's like talkin out your ass
When you grow up you might have some class
I know I dropped this shit rightly
So I'm going to end this tightly
Man I guess I'm done
It's like I'm the lords only begoten son

ok krackmittens, dawg what have u learned, i nutted in ur girls hair and u thought it was perm/i'll infest ya whole body as if i was a germ, ur shawty told me she wanted some dick, not a lil worm/check the grin on my face, sort of like dude from scary movie, u'd have to excuse me i thought it was ur girl it was ur mom, she's my biggest gropie

Dan_Da_man more like dapper
Coming up pretending to be a rapper
I don't think you realize that I'm here to make you look stupid
I'll have you wearing angel wings flying around like cupid
Your talking about others girls what about yours
You know I got in her drawers
It's funny the way I spit
I make others look like shit
I don't think that you get the message I'm sendin
My flows are like a story with no endin
I fust fly by you Dan
You can't be a man
The stuff you spit makes you look like you aint got no wit
Tell you what, go home and practice
Before I cut you up and serve you like a dish called cactus
I guess that's all there is
Now why don't you mind your own biz
This flow is over
Now I'm going to go eat my Russle Stover
That's a TV dinner
Now everyone needs to declare me the winner

^^^

We got a Michael Jackson Werewolf, I can't imagine tha sight
Tha bitch goes from black to white, at every stoke of midnight
..Why'd I call you black? with a rhyme like that.. It's absurd
When you combine 6 syallables.. from three names in one word
Fucking alcoholic's waterfalling a half gallon.. and still can't flow
Shit.. just scratch your gay ass name.. cuz you labeled.. john doe

Ten steps up?And ten to tha side then pause
In a class of ya own?Quit workin out when Gyms closed
Change clothes or rearrange ya face to ya asshole
Ima blow Kaos out of tha water w/ pebbles
Keyin progess, elevation is needed in theory
Back down femcee, i dont wanna expose you K.T

shit, ya verse dont rhyme.... where ya coming from
ya couldnt throw a punch.... if i gave you my arm
D.silver dont carry and gold... ya more like aluminium
a light weight... getting bronsed for never winning
who ya think ya kidding.... its jus ya self ya deceive
silver shines you dont... should name ya self 'fools' gold
....now that i could beleive!

Ironic every time i check..Dev is above..first up..
But shit.. really dont change ya name..just stop..
Judgin verses by his own personal opinion..right..
Your serious..
Thats as double-sided as Micheal singin..
..........."It doesn't matter if ur black or white"...
Holds grace..in gettin sonned everytime we meet..
But like ur 'record'..
.......................Changin' names won't skip a 'beat'..
Ill smash & son you..like so many times before..
I noticed....You took of the 'publicity' thing..
.........To prevent gettin disses for it some more..
Authentic to the core, kid slowly tryin to be Cam..
I guess u shud create an alias..
....... An comeback & try to diss with that to then..
Its like endless beatings on a corpse..almost gone..
..So edit ur profile..cause when ur gone..
........................Its irrelevent where u come from...
U go unoticed..ur hardly essential..just go & depart..
Makin wack claims..Like..
..Just cause im gay..dont mean im a 'bitch at heart'..

Basically you ripped a line from just three posts below yours..
Incorporated better vocab... then hoped for vets applause..
Like bad T.V.. you've got the flow all wrong..
Doing this shit..
......... After the break the viewers interest is gone..
Scrap the presentation? Like bees ya verse is dead after one-sting..
'Ironically'.. like ya name... it seems ya tryna prove somethin'..

talking bout flow... shit, i dont understand
looking at your hand... think your reach has over-spanned
is ya verse planned... if it is then ya want shot
cos hot its not... ya could freeze flames with the skill ya got
if thats harlem's finest... then whats the fucks the worst
they couldnt cum any deader... if they were fucking in a hurse

Interest..Finest in 1 sentence..must be reversed words..
Ur tryna prove somethin to..just to be one of the herbs..
Kid has the creativity..of a deadmind..with a token brain..
Newport & Harlem's Finest...
..A white kid gettin a 'L'..well thats still hardly the same..
Been' here since Oct. still I hold more victories then you..
..Kid battle'd newbies..still got beat once...times two..
I could go on..& on.. clownin this funny kid named phill..
............. But i guess if i dont do it..his own cyphers will..

This might be Dev' from Coronation Street.. constantly talkin' shit..
Kid, the 'hurse' line, Harlem's 'Finest' -- Played... you call that wit?..
It's strangely surreal.. eight to three with those wack punches..
Freezin' flames? Heard that more times than eatin' Sunday lunches..
Ya twenty-three son.. Wack.. I guess you missed ya chance at Harvard..
Obvious really... ya vocab, thought levels... all sub-standard..

Why’d ya bother come back… I gave you the opportunity
Now I had to read… the weak lines you thru at me
But they make me laugh… how can someone be so whack
Ya rep Harlem is that fact… after seeing ya shit, they wont want ya back
Ya skill lacks… like the impudent try’na climax
Cos only 1 time when you hit… that’s whacking dick in the bath…

Again with uneven bars..same old content & stupidity..
Callin' ppl wack while your record displays eight to three..
Been here a while..still u have accomplished..fairly..shit..
...........I mean you even where unsuccesfull at d/r Chrit..
Be honest..listen to the mirror & do what ur heart says..
..But ur mirror was mean..& asked..
Where u born this ugly..or did u fall victim to a car crash..
England or w/e..ur still nowhere near Cam..needles to say..
Cause its obvious ur wack..
.........Its certain like the background of posts..will be grey..

Dev..
'Now I had to read..' dumb.. thats first and last tense..
Impo.tent maybe?... shit.. twenty-three with no common sense..
While Ace compares records.. simple.. it gets shit complicated..
Six up for many days.. still ain't stepped foot in elevated..
Is it any wonder basic front lines is the only place you get votes..
When the most productive line you've dropped... is a dictionary quote..

Bold ur words it dont matter..in Elevated ur acces denied..
Took u 10 mins to write that.. 04:11 - 04:21
............................... Now thats truely worth a highlight..
^ observe these dots..as they play part in your defeat..
& while im set to attack mode..
..........................u went to User CP..& set urs to retreat..
Kid should stop..cypherin'...or basically battlin' as whole..
Wales is a wasteland..So let me introduce Birth Control..
Direct..no fancy stuff....you now know what i mean..
Ill get on a british trip........... & mark you as "seen"..

fuck.. again...for harlem

first off its present tense and past tense... are you a full shilling
and im not a battler... im open, got more skill for jus idol winning
anyone can battle noobs... to gain a victory
its clear as day... other wise where would you be
ya bold ya words, why?... so people can tell ya tried
but it doesnt apply... cos a cripple could beat you with 1 arm tied

Ouch.. ya first bars a contradiction.. you highlighted the time..
Whereas it took you longer overall.. to drop a weaker rhyme..
I'm five wins up kiddo... again yours bars have lost effect..
'Cos elevated is open.. but unlike you........ I'll face vets..
Followed the dots implied.. they showed thoughts from a dome..
User CP? Retreat? Disses?? Man... ya in a world of ya own..

man Tolerant Level is aleady 0-3
man i think you should give RB.com
boy just go home and start smokin your bong
& stop fuckin mom wit your little 1/2 inch dong
dog cause that is just wrong
this is the end of my thread
so nigga go to bed b4 i shot your ass dead

Dev..

'First off..' I highlighted two words kid.. to show that ya wack..
I'm facing Ace.. you drop... I swat ya shit like fly attacks..
Hmm... I've got a feelin' you've dropped ya custom text..
'Cos otherwise... how'd you talk such shit whilst stayin vexxed..
I've now caned three verse's of yours son... it ain't hard..
Battle someone of ya calibre... look above... battle Retard..

why ya wanna beef... when ya give it like mutton
dressed as lamb... the only contradiction is, you says you can
when ya clearly cant... i might be in a world of my own
but where are you... under level, like the plague at waterloo
but you dont do damage... ya couldnt hurt your own
ya skillz get over thrown... by anyone with arms and... backbone

Thanks for the breakdown on my Open Mic, much respect...
But ya fucked up and walked inta Cypher, the weaker sex.
Just a bitch facin a man, and you ain't even close to Laila Ali...
My fists gonna be arrested, cuz they're going on a killing spree.
Smack Dev around too much, have his heart sieze right up...
The brain damage didn't bother him, his mind was already fucked.

Born will die a horribal death.. make him dwell in hells pit
Lie in there forever.. well.. atleast as long as ya loss list
Merking 8 to 5? With this economy?C/mon your unemployed
Your attax ain't worth shit.. they were sent back as a void
Punches are decoys.. like a real emcee.. living in Houston
Gave enough slack to hang yaself now you'll never be loosened

My boy Kaos, tryin ta climb the mountain, ta find me on top...
But he ain't reachin the peak, his balloon of elevation popped.
Crashing down, rocks against flesh, results like a gore clip...
Too bad ya didn't reach tha peak, ya'd av only left with sore lips.
From punches, no, from stretchin them round somethin think...
Ya came ta bow to ya master, but kept bumpin inta my dick.

I was here in April.. ahh.. those were tha good old days
Shit.. but now this sites been gay.. ever since last May
Talking bout handfulls of losses.. taking 8 men to talley
spitten at tha top of Everest.. You were born in tha valley
It must suck.. having to custom text in that your a Veteran
In alphabet terms.. Born was cut short like stopping at letter N

....blah.....bored

Ya bored, Kaos? Look in the mirror, you'll get a helluva laugh...
My Theory is ya funny lookin, skinny and white with a flat ass.
No soul in ya, like George W tryin ta bust a rhyme ta a beat...
It'll never work, like minorities sneakin tha KKK without sheets.
So please! Get off my dick and go back ta losin wars in verse...
Kaos could never top my rhyme, even if he posted first.

Parents disappointed in Born to Kill.. he was soft as an infant
So they showed him packages everyday in hopes he'd be gifted
But he was Born to kill.. strangled himself with his embilical chord
I'll smack you in tha face with a 2 by 4.. to show you I'm board
Poor slut.. poisened himself.. so that his words would be poitent
And yet he still poses like his AV.. with his Mouth Wide Open

Born To Kill flow, Born To Kill every played lines known
Fiasco presented live via i-net by Born To be your hoe
W/ ya wealth of experience ya still tha poorest lyrically
Ya find it hard living off Mic's like tha Jackson family