SO CROOKED I you pussy guy i think you made a ..mistake
Dick pissin shit cuz like your raps its only ass that ..displays

gettin tapped in the back by suge smilez seen on your ..face
your raps are whack please take em back your a fuckin ..disgrace
.
so now you with death row your final ..restin home
its like heaven for ya on ur knees given ..kurupt dome

so soon you see how easily ya get left by..ya self
no body buys your shit.. dust collections up on ..the shelf

lemme conclude ide smack.. that dude
so hard
he travel back when man... invented food

i guess i'll diss beenie siegal

silver back gorilla outa phila dot
niggaz really known in the cheese steak spot
seen him the other day wit a mac in his mouth
wasn't bein held up mcdonalds was handin them out
he got guns to stick up grocery stores
he order extra large twinkies and eat'em by the 4's

SInatra Sinatra you ain't got shit
Baby Blue eyes they call you, I call you with a fist
Fightin like a medievil lancer, dancin like a prancer
Look like a necromancer, you got 0wned by cancer.

Next rapper - Sting.

Peak out the window, driver seat of your ride.
I hear you sayin "f.. least it aint mine"
One tight verse on 10 albums homie
Why you think you gotta steal cars?
Wasn't even you twista was spittin the bars

Meth ure rymes mak me cosider death.
im glad im not near u so i dont have to smell ure stinking breath.
id rather listen to seth...........green rip out ure spline.
u aint nothing but a fien u have respected yourself so many times i wanna squeeze lemon and limes.
in ure eye i wish ud die u had enough cream pie offa redman.
thats wot i said.man i think ure the one im trying to ban.


alright sum1 diss kanye west teddy bear wearing mofo

Kanye West..Thinkin He's Tha Best When Really He Didnt Take 5 To Tha Chest//(Pac)
Fuckin Singin Bout Bein In Da Kitchen..I Can Smell Shit Wait Itz Kanye Bitchin//
Flow Ima Start Switchin..He Feelin Dis From This Forum Eyes Twitchin//
Fuckin LiL Teddy Bear-Queer Get Ya Boots Cuz Shit Is Near..//
Fear I Can See And Hear...Ya Fire Goin Out Like A 3 Inch Road-Flare//

Jus Playin Round For Fun
Diss Puff Daddy

Puffy... You prolly even don't puff trees//
I found you in the alley, you was puffin on yo knees//
You got a career only because you could kinda dance//
But you mad cuz i had yo girl in the three point stance//
If you want it commercial rappin nigga you could get roughed//
Up in the cut then get smoked consider you puffed//

Next rapper: O.D.B. aka Dirt Mcgirt

Dirt mcgirt a bitch witta skirt fucks wit micheal jackson and he actually FLurt//
he a bitch in Di-Skize cuz he really a bitch dat likes guyz he doesint fuck um but he trys//


Next Rapper.. LiL Flip

I spit a thousand bars, each with they own kicks/ Ill buy lick and stick tatoos from Ebay like Lil Flip/ Its game over, when this nigga smiles and shit/ on the video he even gets flick off by girls with no tits/ theres a reoson we don't hear you son/ cuz once again its game over and you aint won.

next rapper: Snoop Dogg

snoop dogg one hundred sumthin years old still think he the best/on bet sayin he dont smoke no more, but he dont smoke no less/rokin lil ass tanks wit the 100 percent fat free chest/ snoop worse than flip dont "no the diffrence between a car and a truck"/ buthow you gon be the only one in your own porno and not bust a nut. his old ass biological clock is tikin/ but who cares about the death about an annorexic lookin nwet chiken

next rapper...Canibus

Yo canibus u aint valueble like a Gem Again//
You allways get ripped stop battlein EMinem//

yo u a fuckin faggot wit all ya L:O:S:T hair//
Man its like this bitch is on the new F:R:O:S:T CARE// ((( like frost / Frozen so he lost his hair)))


Rhymes flowing like da niagra falls nigga//
canibus in 2 dayz ya dead imma pull dat TRIGGA.///


NEXT RAPPER:
Lloyd Banks

I whooped Loyds ass, Shou Kang said to Finish him/ but I said fuck that, and insted left him with speach inpedaments/ Rockin G-Unit, like he was the 50 cent fan club/ I've got him massagin my toes while his girl gives me a back rub/ and this nigga dont got Ice, my cold style gave him thermafrost/ next time I see him, I'll ask him how much a blow job cost/but once again yo, fuck wrong wit Loyd/ fuck your goverment name, give your bitch the cream for Hemroids/

It's Krispy on the keys//
Dissin textcees//
Who can't follow directions//
Couldn't pass kindergarten//
I hope their yeast gets infected//
And it's Ethanol gas when their fartin//
Yeah ok so these lines suck//
But I'm better than you cuz//
I can remember to leave a rapper to rip up//

Sean Paul

Sean de' Paul 1 2 minute man cumin in ya mouth Duh' DUTTY YO//
Sean de' Paul cant get a regalur gurl so he Fuh' FUCKS a HO//

Man sean paul not even a rapper but imma still dis him//
He must like men and women cause he seen michael jackson den he KISS em//

Like him n his braids tryna act black//
but evrey wun knows dat Sean paul is WHACK//
Proper Enlglish is what sean paul lacks//
seen at da store seen gurl codoms ask for a couple of PACKS//

But then the guy at da counter gave them to him then try to stabb him witta knife//
Cause he kno sean paul was gay he didint want those codoms for his WIFE//

he is a fag he ran and said tha codoms are his//
but then tupacs thug angel came out of kno where and said "" Thats thats the way it is//

Things will never be the same thats thats the way it is//
Sean paul gay gay yeah yeah he his//

NEXT RAPPER..
Cassidy

cass punches aint fukkin with jay's dis bitch jerk wouldn't battle me-
i could grab da gun & shoot at his head so he could really have a "split personality"-

lyin in his bar's talkin bout he pump quarter's,dis gon be a dumb slaughter-
cass a rapest 2 dis nigga was in da "hotel" with "r.kelly's" young daughter-

u in philly its nothin dogg i'll let my click go get ya-
ya album so 2 records nigga u gave it ya all "it dont get no better"-

next rapper:camron

there's not a camron beat i would ever load on my phone/shit i thought he dissappeared off the face of the earth, like alicia silverstone/now really im amazed/
to have the nerve to call his comeback album purple haize/and b the only mc to never pick up a j and blaze/ i know this line is nastier than a ford mitsubishi tracker/but marvelous nobody wants to rap about a washed up rapper.

next rapper:timbaland and magoo touchin lil bow wow

while usher plays his new single burn while him and bill cosby make out while havin sick fantasies with jello

aight since that shit made no sence. imma diss on ICP

wit a do rae me can i give a quck fuck you to ICP
they think they ill they just cant see
they got that fool named violent j
raggin on eminem when big J be da real gay
come up with somethin new besides slim anus and murder glitches
slim is a million times illa then you bitches
shaggy 2 dopes da biggest fag of all
rappin bout syphalis, axes and fake ass voodoo brawls.
in closin fuck ICP
they the wackest shit i eva seen

next rapper is a rocker/rapper. i wanna hear someone dis on KIDROCK

Kid Rock...Yeh your strait hardcore...
That's why your records get stuck on store floors....
Give the man an aplause...he gave Herbs a cause
He fuckin sucked an got rich....another hollywood law
An internal clause....yet admit it...he drop Pam'lee's draws,
Fuck it.....That's better than any set of Bars....

Benzino...

Benzinoz a bitch ill rip him like my oppents on this SITE//
Out of me n him for a deal he will get it... yea rite//

Yo dogg u definetly should improove u cant even FLOW//
FA real benzino u a natrul BORN ho//
u spit so damn slow//
RAp is the game u shouldint be in no MO//

you know he does it all for da nookie.. lookie
limp went down hill after borlin played hookie
fred dedicates all his shit to ben stiller and that agulera hoe
he spits about life in da fast lane when he dont even know
durst sang about rollin twice
one was hardcore but the other sounded like vanilla ice
ice ice baby would give fred a run for his cash
in short big limp can kiss my ass


dis on obie trice

WELLL lets see who u say diss n ewayz???
LIMP BISKET



YO i dont kno why er wun thinkz biskets a PIMP//
Cause after i get through with him he will have a LIMP//

Even tho limp bisket aint no rapper son//
Cause he probly is better then discharge cuz he a BUM//

man he wack juss like discharge i Hate dat FAggot ass bitch//
The only way he wun is cause he took away votes cuz he fuckin cant SPIT//

next rapper Magoo...

"when magoo is on da mic there aint tellin what hes gon do"//
Nigga cant rap nate dogg prolly got u pussy whipped 2//....
Magoo you couldnt rap if u was workin at taco bell//(rapping a burrito)
i'll leave slugs in ya boddy as big as a taco shell//....
please leave da rap game for everybodys poor sake//
if we made a song 2 getha i aint da nigga 2 forsake//....
if u forsake me den i'll pull out ma gun and show u da packed rockz//(bullets)
Da rocks will be in ya skin while ur in a black Box//....
Magoo aint nuttin in ma opinion Spiky is mo' of a MC//
I'll rip u startin from ya skin take off ya head and let dem see//....

Looks like niggaz done gone and fucked this forum up so I'll just talk shit about Lil Kim

I heard this bitch Kim freak off like a pro,
She gotta do somethin cuz her mic skillz are no,
I was hot back when she was sellin pussy for doe,
Lame bitch wit fake tits and a hollywood style,
Put a fake mole on her face just to brighten her ugly smile,
And she tried to get at Fox what tha fuck she out her mind?
I guess Brooklyn only got room for 1 bitch to shine.

Next: Mobb Deep

Mobb Deep..Ima Swipe U Off Ya Feet U's Bout Ta Get Beat//
Like Candy Ta Fat Kids My RYhmes "Sweet" Like Sloppy Pussy Ya's Aint That Neat//
Look At KiLLa_CaLi Dissin Red-Man..U SUck Mayne Thats What I Jus Said-Man//
Ima Hit Ya In Ya Head-Man X-Plain To Ya Dawgs How Ya Bled-Man//
FUck All Tha Hate..Kiss My Ass.."Hey Man YesterDay I Was Skippin-Class!!!"//
Now U Flyin Thrue And Flippin-Glass..Watch As U Crawl Wit Blood On Da Grass Like Sumo Wrestlers Ya Shit Str8 Ass!!!//
Next Rapper-Cage

Who in Gods name is Cage? But ok...
Let me incinerate this page, block head-knocks with rage
Break through the scene, like a pissed of nicolas Cage
And im armed with the temperature - raising the guage
That emcee probably spit like another word for Sage
Fillet shit, as im reversing through your drivethru ' Hey ! '
And I can't make like hoe's when im stompin your Face
Roll with an Ak, but Dance with a Grade A, Grey-Blade..

Next Rapper is, Ja Rule - Nice mainstream hibbidi hop artist.

JA rule dis nigga prolly got a Wannabe Glock....
Wit da tatoos he got he looks like a Wannabe PAc...
Ja he wont think he so tuff when he meet da shotty...
he should quiet da trash talkin cause da only nigga he got is Irv Gotti...
Ja is 1 of dem soft cats dat jus talk shit fo fun...
Shut ya mouth b4 u end up like Big L Left eye or pun...(no disrespect R.I.P)
I got 9 slugs HEre ja u want 3?...
U got a couple of niggaz in ya crew but imma take ashanti.....

JA rule dis nigga prolly got a Wannabe Glock....
Wit da tatoos he got he looks like a Wannabe PAc...
Ja he wont think he so tuff when he meet da shotty...
he should quiet da trash talkin cause da only nigga he got is Irv Gotti...
Ja is 1 of dem soft cats dat jus talk shit fo fun...
Shut ya mouth b4 u end up like Big L Left eye or pun...(no disrespect R.I.P)
I got 9 slugs HEre ja u want 3?...
U got a couple of niggaz in ya crew but imma take ashanti.....


Next rapper: Petey PAblo

Petey Pable Who?
Somebody tell me about this dude
really I must be deaf, cuz Petey I never heard of you
but I can guess, you must be another playlist cat
only reason why you get airplay, is b/c the label that own's you is stacked
with phat chips, which doesn't automatically make you rich
just means your not a field slave but a loaded niggas bitch

Next "rapper" : Dylan formerly of DA Band

fuck bob Marlys lost son, cuz he aint goin places/
He need to put some ointment on his shit and change faces/
I'll run laps on this bitch while he forgets his rythem/
but I dont like battlin imagrents with cases of Down Syndrom/
this dude aint up for the challenge, he cant help loosing/
Fuck diddy, he aint too good at choosing/
This niggaz comfusing/

next..... Chuck D

check it out, its the future of rap dissin the history?
old cats set the standard, then left the game to newbies
its obvious city boy's don't know how to cultivate seeds
revolutionary rap grew into a get rich quick scheme
a new cash crop being fertilized by mainstreams
now underground products are Public Enemy #1,who's Chuck D?

next rapper Loon from Bad Boy

Yo

Method Man only knows whats happenin when niggas talkin crack
On tv a smart ass and him and Red stuck on each other balls and sack
Clown ass nigga cant Busta rhyme
Unless he featured in his song with a clutchin nine
How high will he have to get to realize his songs aint worth shit
Method Man in the industry has no ideal purpose

next rapper Master P

Makem say ugggggghhh please change the station
These mainstream rappas playin the game like playstation
Releasing a 100 CDs in 30 days and get no radio play
Eyo P I aint hatin I just think that no limit is gay
Snoop was tight and with tha row his music was gangsta
When he signed up with no Limit he showed u who's the Masta
Just stick to producin like that foo' named Diddy
Both of yall got money but with rap skillz yall don't have any

guy didnt leave a rapper so im gonna do......lil bow wow

yo this bitch think he the shit
but i cant eva remember him havin a numba 1 hit
he think he cool cuz snoop gave him his name
but he cant rap so that really is a shame
he thought that song was cool wen it wen...
'bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yey'
but gues wot bow wow that song was gay

iight he didn't leave a rapper so.....i pick the worst Ja Rule

Ja rule ja rule/ plz tell me somemore how i should go to school/ and you should kno that school is real cool/you sound like you went maybe about 6 years/waz it the bully that taught you how to fear/or waz it the worlds biggest geek/wat wronge everytime you talk about em you have got to sneak/are you jus' a lil' scard/or is it that not matter wat we're gonna come prepared/i saw your song on tv.yea it waz on that show called ''worst songs ever''/and howcome when the press asks you a qustion all you say is whatever/jus' stop we're tired of your shit/ man i'm tellin you wat you got is it/no more your done/you can't hurt our ears anymore/

next- p diddy