u obviously got skill, all that shit kept up the beat i had while reading it, good job, sounds like u been doin it for at least some time. but if u wanna impress ppl in text, gotta come with the puns. good one tho. (nothing personal of course...)

why ur shit in bold for? we're not all as stupid as u and ur friends,
we can tell what rhymes and what doesn't without ur assistance,
just in case u missed it, that was a diss kid,
or do'nt u get shit? how many wishes does that genie give?
add "help with intelligent spits" to ur stupid wishlist,
i'll spizzit another legitimate rhizzyme,
and like the bible defined jesus crist, i'll define ya life,
timorous, the first word i looked at in this dictionary, it's a go,
"timid, afraid of danger, marked by fear, example: cappo' " ......uh-oh.

-i like the idea of sayin at least one thing about the person above's rhyme, everyone should start doing that ish. cappo, did u name urself for the guitar peice or what? i was gonna diss on that, but i wasn't sure

yo man, your shits solid, too bad i have to rob it, now stop it
you got lines in your basket waitin, as if you were shoppin
watch my drop block it, and reflect it back into your pocket
you all watching, waiting to see who will drop and who will top it
i got it!, type "don't" right, then you can mock it
why am i boldin it, cause IM controllin it, foldin it up like origami, what makes you think that your holdin it
talk bout no disses, i cant find one diss in your whole verse
speakin of a dictionary, im surprised you can understand one word
cause your drop is cropped wit mis-pronounication and ill verbs
i was just explainin my counter attack, i didnt know it was my turn
notice im probably the only freestylist here whos speech dont slur
thats more then i can say to the above bitch whos' drops so corny
i got one phrase for you mother fucker, "Hooked on Phonics worked For Me"

what guitar piece

(don't worry about it, but what is ur name from then?)

hukt on fonix werct 4 u? is that suppose to impress me?
my shit's "solid" with disses, urs ain't even interesting,
talkin about baskets and shopping, correcting my grammer...and oragami?
are u trying to put me down, or coming on to me? get OFF me :hump:
this is "diss the person above" - ur really good at talking shit,
it cut me real deep when u started it with a compliment :(
let's play pictionary, i'll paint the pretty picture,
sid with the dictionary, beating cap with vigor,
i'm sure u know what it means, ur ass is soundin like a teacher,
but still i'm here crossin u back and forth like i was ur preacher,
with no religion tho, spitin verses like i was wired to annoy,
as a matter of fact, let's retract, assume the position...choir boy.
:hitit2:

lol, sorry, but that was funny.

man this bitch above half his 'shit dont ryhmes' he 'spits outta time'
like a slut suking dik with dildo 'splits the spine' from the "fists in line"
while he gets 'anally sodimized' and 'fatall condemized' tha fact this isnt a 'real bitch'
but he is a real 'deal snitch' that liked to fuk dogs like a 'farmer'
and druels like a bitch'larma' that get rapped and molested from 'karma'
in a retard suit that get 'punched in directs' and 'hunched to infections'
of all diseases in the "religous" 'christ service'////


OWNED

You obviously like to smack boys, smack dick, hit guys on smack from the back , so you can smack this
Like verses in a hitchcock flick, I commit to humiliating you slick in systematic hits.
My style encompasses a rumpus room of lump sum passes. Its tragic, you staring at the ground from your glasses. Getting fuck from daddy in the asses. Saying you have no racial preference just classes.
You may be solid but your compressed. Depressed from the deep hit you took for the guy behind you that got you in the chest. My graceness is the best, lay you down again and put a cap between your breast. After me you will be a mess, find pieces of you in a crows nest. Looking for you longer then they have the loch ness.

Too easy

Ewan does boys

That one was for insidious.

The alter boy turned gay mardigra m.c
Mixing business with pleasure

you owned nothing, just cheap punches that you think are tight//
using complex vocab yet still you dont get this shit right//
height restriction is to my shoulder when tryin to get in//
write prescription for some tablets you told her, but instead you wanted
h-roine//
thats the only way to make this wack feel like a 'millon dollars'//
he escapes reality whilst i get a 'millon hollas'//
this 'mic-wrecker' ruins every performance he enters//
he cant rap himself, he needs a group of mentors//
your fucked up, YOUR lowering rb's 'tolerant level'//
people like you try and rhyme, you deserve a medal//
a medal for stupidity and insubstantial ability//
tryin hard to get publicity, but your another reject from 'rapbattle community'//

with this drill i follow
with intension to make ya brain hollow
untitled n unknown u never get a vinel
i reap what ive sown n leave u with no vital
just ya ballet recital.
now dont get excite
i fly u like a kite
n land u in lake erie/ betta fear me/ fellin drery/fear me/
imma lyrical massacare spittin so much drasticer/call me the ass kicker/

so lilrenegade..its ok
i dont think anyone minds that ya gay
ok so ure a lyrical massacre well im a physical asskicker
so ya makin ya way up the ranks...u asked to be at the bottom and they said no thanx
actually u betta make a vinel,
ima slaughter u now so that rap was ya final

Your the physical asskicker?
well im the invisible hair trigger
im more sintrifical then a sinical, pitiful pair of half sinners
laugh bitches, this faggot trying to serve his main meal/
got a lock on this drop, rockin bout how ROBBS about to see how pain feels/
make it vinel, ill serve you final, arsenic mixed quick wit your shit is bad enough while, being crushed from head to spinal by a pile of bathroom tiles/
im askin you to be on top, so i get see from the bottom how you flop, drop out of the losers circle, you so bad, you aint even allowed to watch/
you aint slaughterin shit, you aint even old enough to buy a gun, and plus you cant kill/
your form of a massacre is steppin on top of an ant hill/
you got marbles in your pockets while we all packing heat for fun/
runnin up to your block sprayin...now you tell me who fuckin won

^^shut up damn new-bie...
ya rhymes have "no kick" like "broken legs" on bruce-lee...
ur str8 shitty,pls stop rhymen...
and if u hustle yo i suggest u stay grindin....

blahhhh

Well isn't this some hyporcritcal shit,
Cappo's a newbie, thats why he sucks, what your excuse kid?
What ya need 2 do is vacate this place,
Draw two eyes and nose above your asshole just so you can save face.

(damnit "bradley", why u gotta be a puss for? battle me...and tolerant lvl, u didn't 'own' shit bro. everyone else at least knows how to rap)

ya'll fools got busy while i was takin the AIMS,
thinking u could bag on me since i was gone, trying to claim fame,
whatever, but still i gotta battle pussies over and over it seems,
oh wait...naahhhhh my bad, this fool's only the CREAM,
i could have bruce lee's broken legs, snapped in every place,
but that won't stop me yo, i bust a cap into ya face,
i'm newer than u, u think ur better? why would that matter?
you ARE on a different level, so here, i'll give u a ladder...

climb on up

*edit- mine was for cream. da vinci, ur shit was bomb treesy, lmao, nice.

u couldnt "Spit Hot" if ya mouth "Sprayed Gasoline" while "Flame" was present....
i'll practice "Voodoo" on you,and "Poke u wit needles" like "Dolls" and "Diabetics".....


lol ur done son....dont come back in here again.

what, u think u a bouncer? u wish u were even a part of a club,
displayin canibus, u get amped up when u jack a nug,
god DAMN, will u have to have a newbie teach u lessons?
i'll leave u paranoid.......................................... ..............................................
(the line ai'nt there, but i'm sure u felt it's presence)

i know u ai'nt done, i'm smart enough to let u come back, it's all fun and games in here.

:D

Lol

ya lines are "weaK" like "old folk hearts"....
i just "finished" u,so dont go back ta "start"....

are these 2 line disses?or are u out of energy THAT quick,
i got a special remedy, lick the shit that comes out my dick.

im juzt "Helpin U Out" like "The Elderly Crossin The Street"....
and come on newb...therse no way u fuckin-wit-me...

yo,i wanna know were bouts you gna put that cream/
hes been prescribed that shit for his aids disease

dagnabit, i hope this ain't a trend, let's get the beef started,
this post i'll MAKE weak, and thugzy's was still retarded,
talk shit to me, i don't give a fuck,
ur a stupid stupid stupid duck,
and a shmuck,
i think that's a jewish word, thugzy is still gay,
my name is sid and i'm here to say-
this was the free-est style i could ever make,
not a thought went into it, I WANT STEAK!
ur all fags, i'm'a pimp and a baller,
shot-caller,
talk shit to me, i do'nt give a fuck,
no matter who tries below, u still suck.

thugzy talkin about cream like he was the better,
i'm sure he just talked about THAT pussy just to get himself wetter....


((((((LMAO LMAO LMAO))))))))

Cmon Dawg From The First Word I Knew U Was Gobbage
U Picture Beatin Me U Seein Mirages
Insidious, Yous A Herb Nigga Fag Takin Cumshots
Get Off This Forum And Go Get A Jumpshot
U's A Bitch Dawg Got Yea Rhyme In The Wrong Spot
Talkin Bout U A Baller And U Callin The Shots
Nigga Hear Them Thangs Rang N Is The First To Call The Cops
Nigga U Broke Im Nasdaq Wit The Stock
Dawg U Cant Hit Me Or Fuck Wit Me
When He See Me His Favorite Number Gon Be 911 Or 50

............damn Im Ass

You rep Jason but your rhymes are complacent. Basic, no flow or blood product placement. So now let me show you how to kill. Your spitting in your ballet skirt frills, like Kill Bill i will wet your neck with the shraded gills of blade to give you the chills. Getting my thrills when I see your blood spill....
All over the concrete, its surrounding my feet. Never pack heat pack beef.
Packing your meat all neat in my back seat of my jeep.
Drive over to your mothers, slice up her and your brother. Let her see you one last time to tell you she loves ya. When your old man gets home, i will take him alone, skin him down, then smoke cones out of his bones. Getting a bit smelly on the nose, so i wash myself of with a hose. Then remi-niss on the diss that just convinced you to lock your doors when im ever on the piss. So hit back or hit this.

Yeah i feel better now.

yo this shits gettin tight,just like your momma when im fuckin on a friday night with a gat 2 her face,fuck rape id rather shoot my lode in the bitches face while shes screaming your name-its all over the news,your 15 minutes of fame. Sirens come,so do i,lets play a little game of eye-spy, i eye spy with my little eye something beginnin with BOOM a 9 in your head,blood all ova the room yo mommaz fkkin ded BIATCH

"reign on me?"......okay i'll "piss on you"//
since ive been given permission to spit a jewel//
im fueled to drop some shit on you// (splat!!!)
my dissin's what i'll deliver, cool?// (wheres my tip?)
your "tents" where i'll "send missiles" to// (bombs= rain in iraq)
"knock some sense in you" with my insults "fool"//
so you know your "screwed" from my mental "tools"//

obviously, you'll only get ass if ya rape a chick//
ya lonely prick....only get sex when ya takin' it//
just face it kid, ya basicness is "gay" as shit//
so its safe to say your made for "dicks"// (fuckin' homo)
never had "wordgasms", ya spazzes is just "fakin' shit"// (oh yeah!!!)
i'll blow this "pig" inta "bacon bits"// (zooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!)
this is da hip hop game and yes im savin' it//


(just havin' some fun. sorry for this weak drop people, im pervin' off some henn-dog. if you really dont like it, sue me ya fuckers. l.o.l. thanks for being a good sport "reign on me". no hard feelings bro.)

s.v. intoxicated

Yo supervillain the only shit that you be killin
is your lines, droped down and swingin like they on vines,
Will smith got the ears but you got the rhymes,
Together the both of you are chimps neither of yous comittin crimes,
You both make sounds with words, its like readin a comic -
Cus you act like your words, they attomic,
The only thing chronic about you is yow stomach ache'
Bloated because of all the shit u seem to make
The FreashPrince and SuperVillain I can see it now,
Both y'all talkin shit and actin like you five y/o screamin "pow pow pow"
"Put yo' hands up" as you shoot a plastic toy gun,
Braggin to homies bout how this is what you do for fun,
Dawg, you try rap like your a hip-hop master,
but in reality Britney spears could drop this shit faster,
Maybe you and Will can fo play with Jazzy Jeff,
Make the same crap music till the all o'you's deaf,
"Save the beat and kill a lame M.C,"
and if u cant kill 'im bring the mother fucker to me.

hey albi how you doin, yeah its me again/
i did it to you before now ima make you leave again/
how bout you toughen up your punches, throw a few low blows/
hit a nigga dirty south style throw a few elbows/
cause your rhymes their pathetic/
damn right i said it/
the only way youd be in charge is if you were credit/
but i could help you out with that ill take a plane to the kingdom/
no need to get up cause branson just leans em/
my skills shine bright like the rarest jewel in the world/
but i cant diss you cause you might be a real beautiful girl
and IMA PIMP..........

Damn right I'm a beautiful girl,
But bitches like me, we dont come for free,
You might be a PIMP, but ya bank balance is limp,
just like ur dick, and i dont suck, i just fuck,
You see the trick is to pay me in cash, dont be flash,
cheques aint my style, and leave before u crash,
you say my punches are weak, when urs are just talk,
just plain violence like u from the streets back from the walk,
U say that white powder u sniffin is coke,
fuck it, we all know is chalk...
I think u should run now before u fuckin choak,
cus my next line is about ur mother fuckin name,
what when u thought of it ur brain went lame?
Branson, dawg u sound like u should be in a sammich,
the shitty kind where only pidgeons salvage,
dont need the cheese, just scrape the shit round ur foreskin,
yo, dog! i didnt mean it, shit i was only horsin!
Dont fuckin eat it?! Ewww, thats like suckin ur own dick and swallowin'
What fuckin rule book u followin?
You fuckin skank ass bastard, I wouldnt even do that shit if I was plastered,
Go fuck with micheal jackson, maybe that way u can be slightly black'son...
Fuck this shit, its worthless even waistin my breath,
the only way we can shut u up - is death.

so you think you're the real sh*tand that you're really it/to me you sound like a real big slut/you're the kind of gurl i like stab in the d*mn gut/you think it'z funny/well laugh is funny/you're a big hooker tradin sex 4 money/i'm like a storm, you're like the sun/when i come out you better f*ckin run/you give real gurl rappers a really bad name/jus' cause you think you're good and you're playin a part in these game/get off this f*ckin site/gurl makin me sound white/jus' give me a lil fuel and i'll ignite/so you think you're right/i'm here to tell you there's only room for one gurl on this site/and get over it, it'z me/cause all you are is a wannabe gee/now i hope we both can agree/that you're not an mc/but you're right this sh*t don't come 4 free/ get over it you'll never be me/

kk you be buggin out wayyy tooo much ! i heard kids eatt you like a snackable lunch//
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well i heard that you were so f*ckin old that you could be my d*amn dad/is that the reason your lines are so bad/come on don't get mad/ pick it up get glad/one more lil' qustion do you spit or swallow/i think it funny how you think your apollo/so you say you're good/and that you're from the hood/i'm not crazy i'm jus' a lil' misunderstood/i need to laugh in you're face/go on go to your lil' happy place/your probbly gonna need it/cause you talk so much sh*t/but you got to admit that your lines never hit/because there a bunch of sh*t/you jus' talk in this site and then hit submit

Rappin more like adiences clappin'
But when you spit ur shit, im like a baby at lunchtime, im nappin,
I wonder what the fuck yow mother thought might have happened,
Yow' first birthday, the slut forgot to attend,
She was out doin just what you blaimed me for'
Fuckin bitch-ass-dick loads for money, thats what she got named for,
How do you think you were concieved bitch,
That man you called "dadda" is a client thats dick went with a clitch,
Condom split and he got ur momma seed'ed,
Bitch tried self abortion till she bleaded,
Gave it up as a bad stroke of luck,
Gave birth to you and thought "hey what the fuck!"
So I laugh to my self when I see your attempt,
Its so lame that it makes my efforts more contempt,
Maybe its you who should label yourself exempt from this site,
Cus yow bitch ass mouth punkin words with no insight,
Like yow fuckin pussy ur lips should remain tight,
In the same way bitch, take a dick there and get paid by night,
Cus the true fuckin whore is you,
No1 gives female rappers a bad name like you do!

so now you got to run you're mouth bout my mom/well at least my mom ain't in the room wit my uncle tom/on sh*t i think she's gonna let off a bomb/gurl why you frontin, we kno you a guy wit a 2 inch d*ck/man this is jus' makin me sick/talkin to a gurl that don't suck dick/so wat if i am white trash/i do take lines but they don't really smash/i am in middle school/and i don't do drugs/that don't mean i don't kno some f*ckin thugs/i am a basketball starter and i have fun too/i don't hang on every lil' thing you do/i do hang wit friends and i do have a crew/at least i can say somethin for myself more then you/you screwed up your life/but next time push lil' harder when you try wit a butter knife/a gurl did take my guy/but when he said it, i said f*ck you good-bye/i didn't wish that i'd die/i have got my a** kicked/but that'z 1 less f*cked up conflict/and i'm still sittin here yellin f*ck the freeworld/but i kno somethin about you/every gurl you see you have you do/now i done said it for you/this is me/why can't you see/now can you tell these mother f*ckers somethin else that they don't kno bout me/

Yo dogg, good idea...let's bite some Bunny Rabbit;
ridin' dick's a crime, suckin' dick's a funny habit;
oh my GOD it's 8 mile...I wanna battle too;
but where's your fuckin' skill, who'd wanna battle YOU?;
so what if You have a crew, that's a load of sea-men;
go ahead and join the navy, your streight looks are so deceivin';
a fruit-cake a clown, a fag from slip ta dress;
you just got torn up...now it's R.I.P. ta death:

okay so you're an art-a fact....but i'm gonna bust you wit lil' impact....you gay a crew is like a click,there about the same....you sayin that makes me wonder if you really are apart of this game....wat that bout you sayin bout bitin a bunny rabbit......boy you rappin is a really bad habit....and alot more people want to battle me...if you haven't noticed i'm 1-0 why can't you see...i got torn up, okay yea right....at least abli admits that she is gay...you talk like you don't kno wat i'm talkin about...but last nite i kno where you waz at...you and the guy down the street named tim that'z where you waz at....see and you counldn't say anythin bout me cause it'z already on the web....evrything you have to say has already been said

For the last fucking time! How often I gotta say this?
I'm not fuckin Gay, I'm bisexual, y'all gotta hear this!
I'm a woman, and if you got a hot chick,
Trust, I can make her cum and I dont even got a dick!
In the same way I can do this shit to a fella'
KKBug is trippin, and yo! sum1 gotta tell er!
Got no style, got no decent lyrics,
She'd be better chearleadin, with the happy-go-getter spirits,
Peak up her tree trunk legs, under her skirt -
Where her panties r held up by pegs!
Yeah I'm a perve, I perve on men and women alike,
but dont be fuckin stupid and call me a dyke!
Cus I'm - all female,
I drink Vodca' not that barrel ale,
I dont smoke shit, I exhale rather then inhale,
my lungs r clean, just like my bloodstream,
So I'd make the perfect fuck for any sexy lady,
And u kno, they all love me, cummin up to me like "hey there baby!"
Thats right, ur girl turns Lez and its all cuzza me,
get ready to count, cus in 1 - 2 - Three -
that bitch is mine,
take it one night at a time,
And if as a matter of fact ur a woman,
Then you'll kno' if ya get with me, u'll see urself cummin,
And then night after night, you'll be runnin back for more,
but carefull to catch me, im punk ass whore!

albi u bitch i 'snap yah jaw' with poles that just 'wrap yah flaw'
cause u suck diks like a 'slut on heat' u get freak crack cause u ' suk with a beat'(lol)
u just thought u had 'life in palm' but then i snaked the bible on yah head to 'strife ya psalms'
cause u nuth but a 'life in arms' that died when i raped ya mums 'life as a charm'
i thought u 'had skils' but u went up 'bad hills' and sad'thrills'
like a whore in a 'flawless murder' with no *witnesses* cause *quikness* died 'floor-less karma...
u cant see cause yah 'eyes got racked' yah 'demize got ranked'
so u died from a penertrating 'size of mates' that passed u around like a jail slut that u swallolw cause he mad u 'swollow tha cum stain'

ladies and gentlemen i present to you the worst text ever :laugh2: /
look at your battle record, you beat the rest never/
you think my punches weak cause i took it easy on a girl/
put i was swinging with the right the left is sick enough to make you hurl/
so ima push your tolerance level beyond your limits/
no talk about gun no fake lines and gimmicks/
but if we do get serious bring your crew cause mines in attendance/
but you'll probably call the cops and have me as a defendant/
and i dont even have to battle you i think your past your expiration/
cause albi's gonna a get at you, so clean up your perspiration/
cause we smell fear, and real respect real/
unlike you we'll probably both have a deal/
you on the other hand, you stay on the corner/
til my down bitch approach you and the cops call the coroner/
to pick up whats left of you/
i told you i was bring the left to you/
your career is over so only one thing left to do/
and thats the dispose of the trash like i work for sanitation/
but let me stop cause im scared of voodoo and we all know this man is haitian

A broken hearted contact dealer, like St Michael i take your soul to be judged/
im a bone break contract killer, takin your body to be flushed/
branson bein branned like Charlie Manson on appeal day/
cept you wont even have bail when my lines put you away/
take your seats and get close enough to smell the fuckers blood/
cause ill ring this sucker dry like a 40 day long flood/
im touched that you membered me, im hard to see like a dismembered corpse/
findin my abdomen on the ropes, while my heads still intact to spit your mind to the morgue/
my courses and 80 line reports can leave you pausin/
im flauntin, my drop so hygiene clean that my similies can have you flossin/
i love comin off the larger circuit and rip apart all these rooks/
that aint fear you smell faggot, thats your own reputation bein cooked/
what reputation? you got no deal like the rest of us/
so whats all this ghetto foolin, gansta provin, wanna-be-a-star shit you gotta rep to us/
your fake as shake an bake, im the realest thing under the sun/
you got ya left? i got both hands and i can slap ya with either one/
then ill sit back and relax, pack my punches and take a breatha/
what you talkin bout wins, you havent won a battle yet either/
i only ride fully with 2 loaded pistols in my holsta's/
and ill only bust out and spray you down when im suppost'a/
ill break you, like a conceived child iv lost ya trust/
my wordplay so incredible, its good enough to battle both of us/
ill stick you wit razors and blades contained wit the Aids Virus stored in it/
ill make ya whole drop so contagous that nobody will want to record wit it/
i got no limit to tolerence i keep goin till i explode/
ill ride over the bastard on 24's like T.I thats how I Roll :nono:

^Cappo
You from Brooklyn?? You bussin' lyrics like a battyman
You have a zero skillz quotient, like a b-ball team from Pakistan
This London man's attacking, and Cappo's bone's are cracking and
Rhymes like 9's I packing and your Ghost writer, you should sack him
You're a weak rhymer, go to the lower leagues and stay there
You're a disappointment like Eddie Murphy in Daddy Day Care