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fake cats got it twizted, cause they aint seen real bling
so they gon die in seven days when they see mah ring -tizzle :cool: |
a "khaotic" structure, leave yo brains goin both ways like yo sister
cause yo flow backs up so much it stays and causes a blister ^ illest line EVER by Tizz |
^^lmao @ you posting that up there....
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you rock tizz! |
^^lmao
thank you, thank you very much [/elvis] |
i live in an unbalanced world, every day theres disruptions
life is like a volcano...its filled with constant eruptions theres going to be corruption, but i do the best with whats given cause things couldve been alot worse, im just thankful im livin ^ me!!!! |
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me a call me a pervert,
I ripped her fuckin tonsels out and fed her sherbert. - Slim Shady |
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Rofl.. nigga got a point. |
Many peeps are blind.. but why can even stevie wonders vision....
And asks.. why do we have more people than houses to livin.. werd............. |
this was Jae Millz vs Murda Mook
Jae- "yeah im for real but im not a neptune"*say it outloud Mook-"his guns shoot blank man, you should call him damon wayans" then in Mook vs. Lux, mook used to play college ball(or maybe HS) so Lux was like "please freeze and keep hands free... cuz you know the drill... if you PASS AWAY, they'll go behind you like the three man weave" |
^ If caucasians bought most of the albums, this nigga wouldn't go white gold.
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"I leave my door open for anybody that want some.
But I don't even live inside a house - I haunt one!//" - Jus Allah, "White Nightmare" "The sperm I'm spawned form... burns holes in condoms." - Jus Allah, "White Nightmare" "torturing the soul of you inside of me - I am irony... Like reading a lying diary..//" - Jus Allah, "White Nightmare" "You second string - something something else advanced mind. You dumb. You wash your hands before you eat swine.//" - Jus Allah, "Chess King" |
"Doomsday's the purest form of hatred.
You hate that I'll tape you - rape you - then rape you while I tape it" - Me, "Doomsday 101%" |
That was a good line -_-
But stop doing that?! |
*starts quoting all his lines*
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*whispers*i heard soc is gay*whispers*
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murda mook
somethin like "his style is like cheap soup, this nigga here is ryhmin noodles" (ramen noodles) |
"i put my dick in yo ear so fuck what u hurrd"
by sum1 dont kno who???? |
Thats rakim's lien on canibus' 2000bc cd.
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ohhhh aight then thnx yo kinda confused wit dat |
"The way I rip apart the competition when I be spittin', the name Canibus might as well be Cannibalism"- Canibus
"I noticed your cd for 99 cents what, blank cds are $1.15, you'd make more if you'd shut the fuck up"- Chino XL "Like watchin' a porno with 6 chicks, I'm the hardest one in here"- Crooked I "A tec-9 is my utensil, fillin' ninjas with so much lead, they could use their dick for a pencil"- Big L "For all you lame cats trying to put your hit out, try rockin' back and forth, it might be easier to get your shit out"- Mad Skillz "If you lookin for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fuckin' dictionary"- Ras Kass "Perfectionist rhymer, it's only cause I’m such a dick, you always find me next to vagina"- Louis Logic And since people are quoting canibus a lot, ill post a lot from copywrite just because he has countless quoteables "It took 'awhile' to drop the 'fat'(phat) shit, sorry about the 'weight'(wait)"- Copywrite "I'm that vicious, put ya in madd stitches, heavy-hitter like I got a fetish for fat bitches"- Copywrite "With rhymes like crowds in health clinics, cause every line is sick"- Copywrite "Startin' forest fires, blazin' the trees"- Copywrite "Proud of my dick, and madd chicks swallow my pride"- Copywrite "I'll leave you in the middle of nowhere, like the letter H"- Copywrite "Use my dick for a sun dial, so my time has 'cum'"- Copywrite "Fuck swallowin' my nut, I make bitches gargle my piss"- Copywrite “We both aint shit in this game of ruckus, but heres the difference, you aint shit and I aint shit you wanna fuck with”- Copywrite "Emcees with heart, come in 'peace'(piece) and leave in parts"- Copywrite "Honest bitch i got a dick a giraffe couldn’t deep throat"- Copywrite "Only time you move the crowd is from the front row of ya show, to the parking lot to vomit"- Copywrite "You could have traces of copywrite in ya sperm and you 'cum pete’ (compete)- Copywrite (his real name is Pete Nelson) "I'll cock-block ya brain if you think you're fuckin' with this"- Copywrite "If my flow was any harder it'd be a soild"- Copywrite "I'm like the back of the Source, too many 'hot-lines'"- Copywrite "If you don't know my name, your moms dumb and the bitch aint raised you right"- Copywrite "Oh, you're out of bullets? Here, take some of mine **gun shots**"- Copywrite "You tried real hard to blow instead, your blowin' real hard...and thats ass backwords, i got you backwords ass rappers gaspin' askin' for asprin from the bafflin' massacre happenin'"- Copywrite "But your weeds like biggie's 2nd release, too seedy (2 cd)"- Copywrite "Give your girl a vest to protect her chest, cause ill 'pull-out' on a bitch like un-protected sex'- Copywrite "You are what you eat, and that shits fact...thats why i never eat pussy and just stick to Big Macs"- Copywrite "Write copywrite on every dollar receieved then blow it, now let it circulate the globe, and now thats free promotion'- Copywrite and theres too many more, those are just some of his best |
If ya take every living animal out the sea
Then wouldn't the sea's water level decrease?/ -Canibus |
I'm to sick even aids afraid to catch me- Canibus
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Not only is that mis-quoted, but it's already been said in this thread, lol. On that note: "If you the type of nigga that only believe what he could touch... When you see me, gimme a pound and shut the fuck up.//" -Bis again. |
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I cna't help it!! lol. In all fairness, at least I'm not quoting some beat-ass shits liek the others here who've tried it. Quote:
No, this is for ILLEST lines, lol[/cruel] |
Insanity. titanium stomach devourin guiness
My flesh is solid stone despite my outer appearance - Holocaust, "Holocaust (Silk Worm)" Still deceases. Kill viruses, planets, and racial creatures. Made MC's sprout tumors so bad, lost facial features.// Waste your peoples, left out in the rain, fountains of pain. Eighty shots to the mouth and the brain, shoutin my name.// "Holocaust". Black man who's vains littered with thorns. Back-smack you so hard, all your seeds will be born deformed.// - Holocaust, "Holocaust (Silk Worm)" While, I'm sippin herbal teas, verbal bees plant fertile seeds Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple knees.// - Holocaust, "Holocaust (Silk Worm)" Drastic, indescribable pain, I injure bars While, Bobby's throwin razor CD's like ninja stars - Holocaust, "Holocaust (Silk Worm)" |
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Thats Method Man, but I heard it a few times... |
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Nope. Definitely Rakim on "I'll buss em, you punish em". Shame on you. |
"My beats are so sick I should of got a medic.
But my credit was so pathetic I couldn't afford the debit". . :rolleyes:. |
"I don't pick up the phone, referees make the call.
I fly over court rooms, to be above the law.//" - Ox, "5-Dolla holla" "watch how fast the streets heat up, the reciepe man.. ..is to stay big-headed on fire like NBA jam.//" - Ox, "5-Dolla holla" "..I'm never late, I nutt on clocks to come on time early//" - Ox, "5-Dolla holla" "We the fab 5 clique, yall niggas is bull-shittin. We hotter than third-degree burns in wool mittens.//" - Khi, "5-Dolla Holla" "I'll beat you till you on the ropes and split open. Cuz smart niggas ain't fuckin with us like broken Trojans.//" Mobb, "5-Dolla Holla" |
"Microphones I injured. Naked watchers can bare witness..
..to how I snap Rulers in half like six inches.// Bring the war then - FUCK your suadron, Bring em all in. I bury bitch niggas UNDER their coffins.//" - Dooms. "Three Kings" "Leave you A-I-R'd and I-A-R - the school I went to. Rap's land lord - I'm the one you pay your rent to.//" - Ox "Three Kings" "I'm that next shit with tech's bitch. And leave thugs slim.. Like that cat out in texas.// We three kings to bless this. Mic on the necklace... ayo..I'll leave you flat like Chinese women's breasts bitch!!//" - Ox "Three Kings" |
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And twista in fuck dre |
werd to doomsday they ill linez!
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Ya, here's some dope ass fucking underground must peep shit, i'm only gonna post IQ's verse, not the other dudes.
I.Q. - Recognize ft. Comma "A panoramic view on killin you when I murder ya I once conducted electricity onto an orchestra I suplly the illest lines to make you die And step so hard I forced the pavemant to cry The question is why, face I? A sadistic killer who likes seing a man crawl Rapin ya bitch in a pool hall the way she on Q-Ball Grab ya sister and sweet talk her into being my lover Get in bed and act like police officers the way we under-cover Like pills I kill your pain, got thrills to gain with drills so insane Watch IQ go down on your girl like I was beating her brain Just try to overrank me, I cut the ladder Watch you fall and splatter, looking like a platter A mad hatter with the most advanced science of the human race People ask what's a 'matter' I tell em' it's empty space! I get stoned so I can rock when I light the splif And It aint me being blunt, it's the weapon I beat ya with My lines are the key, dawg they'll set you free I went to heaven and saw God praying to be as good as me I got the illest free's, I give cats the illest disease, please Pour a slushy down ya throught And kick rhymes to mealt your brain freeze I'm like a porn stars pussy yo, a big G I posses the ability to psychologically Channel your thoughts properly so you don't the get the W-B I'm tired of main-stream, yo these rappers is butt *beat stops* And we cut the beat... but I beat em' to the cut! . . What?!" Oh wait... I'm I.Q., :thumbup: |
That WB line is fucking insane if you get it :cool: and the matter line is pretty coo' :cool: those are the lines I love in that my sub-par verse.
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"You aint a regae artist, & I aint hatin on you Stop lieing, Miss Cleo is more jamaican than you" Stop quoting them wrong, thats like the 4th one you quoted wrong. Anyways... "I'll blow out the back of your brains, see if you can think with the front" - Jadakiss |
ahhhh.....I love it.
Now that this post is pretty much dead, I'd like to point out that it's exactly like every other "best lines" thread I've ever seen where the percentage of comments form Biggie or Pac is next to zilch. And they're the greatest of all time? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhtttttttt....... |
Big and pac are the best.Their dead... that like quadriples your talent.:o
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chea man - can't forget the post mortem skill multiplier. |
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