i got this 1.........its not a nu 1 but i kinna like it


3 friends called "nothing,nobody and mad" lived in an appartment toghether...

one day "nothing" fell down from the window...
"nobody" saw him and told "mad" to call the police...
mad calls and says :
Mad :hello!...nothing fell from the window and nobody saw him
then the police man says : are u sick?
then mad says : no im mad!!

lmfao...i like this shit

Ok here si a long joke but funny as hell....

Ok there are three friends: Mr. Tutrle, Mr. Buzzard, and Mr. rabbit,
They want to get together and make a house.... so mr. buzzard goes out to the yard to grow a garden.... and Mr. turtle starts on the house.... Then Mr. rappit goes to get some Manuor ( cow poop ) for the garden...\

>.........................

Mr. rabbit comes back later and there is a big mansion.... he goes up to the dorr and knocks.... then a buttler comes to the door... and mr. rabbit asks ... Where is mr. buzzard?..
And the buttler says: " Mr. Buz-ARD is out in the yARD...
Then Mr. rabbit says: "where is mr. turtle??....
Then The buttler says.. " Mr. Tur-tELL.. is out by the wELL...
Then mr. rabbit says... well tell them Mr. Rab-IT Is here with the shIT!!


HA HA HA!!... lol i love that one!

Your name.
pz.

heres some jokes


Why are black people so good at Basketball

Cause They Can Run Steal And Shoot hahahah Im Halarious


What was the name of the mexican wit a Ruber Toe

His Name was RUBERTOE ahahahaha i crack myself up

aight

there's 3 guys standin outside a pub a cop pulls over and ask them what they're doin in unison they answer
waitin for the Queens Legs tah open so we can get a drink...

Your a straight man who likes women^^




thats a joke right there


CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

owned

why do mexicans have those little chain steering wheels...........................
it's easier tah drive with handcuffs on ....
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NO OFFENCE INTENDED

that was aimed at the other dude hoe :D

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I think that says it wink

your moms so fat... she sits around the house...

Get it.. " AROUND " the house

your mum's so fat her belt size is the equator

your moms so fat.. she asked to barrow my moms belt!

I got one.....
What does G-unit's money look like?

dey only have a BUCK 50 in da BANK!
1.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

whats more worst than a broke pastor dat never made it dat went 2 a rapper?

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a rapper dat barely made it dat went 2 being a pastor and back 2 being a wack ass rapper! HINT: MASE!