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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
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^Ya momma so ashy you sent her to rehab 'cuz you thought she was smokin' rocks...
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Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
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^Ya momma eat hot pockets and listen to country music...
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Yo family so nasty they make Speed Stick slow down ..!..lol
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^Ya momma dries laundry by hangin' it on the stove...
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Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway,......
. .nah fuck that . Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller .,,,!!! |
^Ya momma fo'head so big she don't have dreams...she has movies...
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a Mac 10 is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
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^Ayo, good shit. RV look out for round 2 next week, but right now I'm goin' out...wit ya momma...tell her not to wear the fishnet stockings this time, they make her legs look like swiss cheese...
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your momma's so fat when she walks into a room
in the morning all you see is darkness:) |
aight last 1,^^nice but i tried ta take ya momma out but shes so ugly she tried to take a bath n the fuckin "water jumped out"!.pc
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Aight last one, about Authority...
His momma play badminton wit crippled kids... |
everything about him is straight kid...... so he walks behind a coat rack and people think it's his dick! |
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whoa..your witty it's like a reflection of me:D |
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