First i gotta end a Copz life, almost Like New York, New York- 'So Nice' im gonna have to kill em 2wice
so first off ima grapple his head.... Snap off his Leg
N jus to finish em off ill beat em Wit 1 thas Already Dead
Thrust the Chest section on his body to watch em Tangle with 'Death'
n the Hands of tha dead Cop'll be the one to Strangle his Breath

NEXT>>>> Janet Jacksons Nipple Ring

This man is no hit man just livin watchin the banstand
I watch this TRL fan of Micheal and Janet Jackson
What you watched et tonight so you ready to fight
Thats ok and that's alright Ill pierce your nose right
With the same shit coming off her nipple send an aids ripple
Looks like it already affected your lyrical adam's apple
Fuck it ill kill you slow and let your syche know
You shouldve never shown what youve known
All along so ride along singing the same song
In your pretty boy thong and take a hit from the beer bong
With the other punks in my many trunks
Waitin for the aids to take them away fuck wit dat any day

NEXT: MARVIN THE MARTIANS RAY GUN

I vaporize whole cities if this thang wasn't from acme.
make niggas run fast like it was an olympic track meet.
best to clear tha state or be missin like jimmie hoffa.
duck rodgers ain't real niggas. he ain't around to watch ya.
watch me test my evil weapon on the face of the moon.
leave a engraving of my ass and my shit comin soon.
pay me a trillion dollars. i do shit like i'm doctor evil.
doing wild stunts like the late great evil conevil.
elmer fud can get it to. he always saving the day.
but i'm not marvin the martian. i hold thangs thats spray.
So pay up the ransom.
caust the cost is very hansom.
i shook the whole world like bellies on belly dancers.
next weapon: a wave cap

i slay cats with gay raps///
they can save that///
cause the only thing off the top of there head, is a wave cap///
cause imma use its ties to whip you worse than a slaves back////
since way back, i was sportin Ice Cube and Dre hats///
they at, another level beyond you fags///
ill cut off the blood flow to your brain with your du-rags///
tie a knot, then your dead///
lookin like a broken condom on the top of ya head///


next weap: night stick

First id start off by beatin on his neck with a night stick
Den id open up da grinder and watch it crunch up his dick
Take da night stick and shove it down his narrow throat
Kick him in da face and chop off his neck like a goats
Go to his funeral where i'd leave da stick by his grave
Shoot mah self and go to hell so Unwritten can be my interanl slave

next: A keyboard

battle me, ill leave you dead, in a medical corner//
its over, ill hit you with my keyboard and beat your crew in alphabetical order!//
im a chemical solider , that poisins where u slumber at///
i lay under "tracks", im so sick i can spell my name with a number pad///
like thunder claps, imma short curcuit your mics///
and erase whatever you write, cause im not the soft "type"

next weap: dog

ha ha ......that's not what the name is but everyone assumes...anyway good choice

I'll Liquify His lines Till He's Gas...For The First Time He'll Evelate With Them
Even If Carlos' Lines Floated Above Us...No One Would Understand Him!
Playing With Fire...And You Pay The Price...Was A Lesson Learned?
Even Using A Blender...Battling Me Your Still Gonna Get Burned
No Need To Blend Your Head...Cuz My Lines Leave Your Brain Tender,
I'd Shred Your Whackness Too...If It Would Fit In The Blender!

explanations
*Elevate With Them - Elevate in the air...elevate skill using lines (wordplay)
**Understand as in his lines are a bunch of b/s and stand under him(as in be worse than him)
***His whole verse was about fucking around with fire

What about the DOG?
 

man yall just done skipped the "DOG" and used the Blender instead/
likewise, yall just incompetent, like a little kid done wet the bet//
the "Dog" be them ignorant peoples who dont pay attention/
i just killed yall with the word "DOG" cuz thatz the weapon yall have forgot to mention//
if ya new, then read the guidelines(aka) rules and regulations/
so next time ya wont mess up, and jump to conclusions//

Weapon: "RapBattles.com Manual"

im deadly, even though there was no weapon givin///
go out unarmed, and still fuck up your whole system///
spit fire, then watch kats run and gats melt///
my legs and hands could slaughter a black belt//
bust out jackie chan stunts, while ill still be writting//
you could kick my balls and tap my jaws, but ill still be fighting///
maybe crying, but still crawling at you///
i have kids that act hard, "stalling" like a bathroom



NEXT WEAP: SKITTLES

Man yall forgot the pen TOO?
 

Poetic Justice with mines, the Pen is my weapon/
i write words towards my enemies, and place them in embarrassment//
it's strictly heaven sent/
frontin' aint easy in my presence//
in just an instance/
ya burn to death from the vengence//

weapon : yall still using the :"RapBattles.com Manual"

this website is a laugh a thon...I love it

as i load up my cannon tube of skittles, see/
aim at the person above me, all hesitantly//
harder than a paint ball/
dented up like a used car, thatz been auctioned off//
colors, shinin' like a crystal ball/
like sequences on them workers at a carnival//

Weapon: still the "RapBattles.com Manual"

rap battles manual ??
is there such a thing
ill crack em en the hed w/ the book
slit his throught with the bling
this herb lags in verbs
he gotta hi ping
hit em with the manual
and hang em w/ the string

c'mon man cant u leave me summin better
but still this things sgarp ill cut threw u like butter
carve out yer braines say wut did i studder
cut real deep like a razor to your vain
push harder you'll feel that pain
tha more i did in tha more happiness i obtain
i wont leave tha next person summin lil here yer weapons a cane

Weapon:cane

I'll bust your ass with this cane cause I'm Able..
Not the right Kane, but I'll kill your ass with a sable..
A stick it don't really matter what I use to kill you..
Be like the church, hit you with a cane in the front pew..
I could rip your gut open with a cane even if it was candy..
Make your dumb ass limp, like a heavy ass diaper Dandy..
Call you Mandy, cause you like to suck on my cane Moore..
Killed your ass with a cane and left you bloody dead and poor..

Next Weapon=Jack In The Box