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schema 05-23-05 01:07 AM

nah...not messy...you just gotta wash it like anything else...

Dirty Nigga 05-23-05 08:04 AM

word i know some dude that did the same thing as me, an we talked last night an he all like ''its straight, dont worry bout a thing, bet it felt good tho after it happend, right?''...an i was like ''wtf man! i cant remember shit'' lol...an that was the end of this adventure, so i'ma be arright, an the shit dont even hurt not, still scared 2 touch it tho lol.

Mad Dog 05-23-05 08:06 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tephlon
I was uhmmm...F'n my ex last night after a party.....an man i was fuckin wasted, i sdidnt even know what the fuck i was doin right........an she must of been ridin me so hard my foreskin split :shocked:

has this ever happend ta y'all?!....i woke up this mornin with blood in my boxers, blood on my dick, an it stings like hell


I have none so im lucky...but i got mates...well not mates...people i know who have had that happen to them...and they said it ain't the best thing in the world to have happen to them...and congrats ima monitor this thread when i get home...1st 3 responses were f'posts :thumbup:

SUPERVILLAIN 05-23-05 11:35 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tephlon
...my foreskin split :shocked:

has this ever happend ta y'all?!....i woke up this mornin with blood in my boxers, blood on my dick, an it stings like hell...


^^^JESUS H. CHRIST!!!

it hurts just thinking about it. on behalf of shocked men everywhere, i pray for you.


...s.v. startled...

ThatsWhatSheSaid 05-23-05 11:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tephlon
I was uhmmm...F'n my ex last night after a party.....an man i was fuckin wasted, i sdidnt even know what the fuck i was doin right........an she must of been ridin me so hard my foreskin split :shocked:

has this ever happend ta y'all?!....i woke up this mornin with blood in my boxers, blood on my dick, an it stings like hell




good god........lmao!...that sucks....hahahaha

SUPERVILLAIN 05-23-05 12:29 PM

once again.................................OOOUUUCCCHHH !!!
damn this wretched thread, lol.


s.v.

Tmka"D" 05-23-05 03:14 PM

tmi wtf....razor sharp pussy syndrome mang.....wow...new std RSPS....get to the doc tho...

gotaasswhoopin4u 05-23-05 03:30 PM

you on ya period.

.Barz Of Steel. 05-23-05 06:28 PM

Oh your poor penis...

Paranoid 05-23-05 08:21 PM

now my penis hurts.

Raining Waffles 05-23-05 08:31 PM

That shiz is sick yo, mad sick, yo mad dog i dont care if your not deleting posts anymore, delete tephs....pfft...guess your no longer king of your south...

MoTiF 05-23-05 09:16 PM

I wouldnt worry....Whats the worst that can happen?


























Oh wait YOUR DICK COULD FALL OFF!

Lol sorry i find it funny


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