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Originally Posted by 9th Degree

Lol yeah right. She had the opportunity to over the summer. That friend of mine and I rolled up to her house to chill, and my phone fell on the couch. Thing is, this was before I had my own phone, so it was really my mom's. So the girl picks it up, and the conversation goes like this:

Her: Does this have text messaging on it?
Me: I don't think so, but if it does you're not using it, 'cuz it's my mom's phone
Her: I'm gonna text my friend
Me: No you're not *reaches for the phone*
Her: Yes I am. Leave me alone, I'm on the phone

So at this point I'm mad - she's about to use my mom's phone to text message her friend without even asking me. So I punched her in the side of the head, grabbed the phone and said to my friend "we're leaving." Then on the way out, I opened her fridge and stole a can of biscuits. Can you believe the nerve of her!?

ROFLELFLNF09 834RFNW0FN @ THE BOLDED, yo when i read this i couldnt breathe i was laughing so much...thats fuckin hilarious

but yea JTR...that shit is truth

nah i aint battle in like 6 months

most of the shit girls do is just to see if they can get away with it...

ask a girl...if she knows you like her and youre a bitch she will just try to see what she can get away with...

90% of the time a girl acts mad shes just seeing if she can break you down and get you to apologize...

before you ever apologize to a girl for anything ask yourself "does she deserve an apology or is this some retarted shit?" and if its some retarted shit just laugh and call her a drama queen...

girls ALWAYS know whats up...they are a lot smarter than we are about shit like this...

if you wanna fuck a girl regular basis without having a relationship just be yourself (the yourself you are around your guy friends...not the needy bitch that you want to turn into around a hot girl)...hah...that needy bitch dude inside you is just trying to sabatoge shit...hell never get you laid...and call her like once or twice a week MAX...shell assume youre fuckin other girls and that you dont want a relationship...shell try to test the waters and get you to commit a couple times...just give her the speech about how you dont think people should rush into dating until theyve known each other for at least three months...

at this point shell realize yall are just a fling and youll get ass like twice a week until she gets a serious boyfriend...on the upside she will never do that bullshit like tell you how hot ashton kutcher is...

werd...

and you can do this with like three different girls at the same time...

in conclusion...if she ever says something you dont like just smile and tell her to shutup...its easy...

and if she gets fake mad about that...refer to the section about what to do when girls get fake mad...

yall are welcome...

lol you aint never get laid have you schema.

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Originally Posted by ...España~Bandaña...

lol you aint never get laid have you schema.

go and find a hot girl...bring her back here and let her read that...see what she says...then ask me that again...

I've got a few.

Why do you have to have at least one to two girls to go get food with? Do you really think your gonna get mugged from the table to the food?

That skinny girls say they're fat? (Who aren't anorexic)

Why do you talk about how good looking some actor is, but when I say some actress is hot you get pissed?

Why do you play mind games period?

Why do you say your blonde when your hair is black?

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Originally Posted by schema

go and find a hot girl...bring her back here and let her read that...see what she says...then ask me that again...

she said... *repeats in monotone* dat dude be a fag aint he that dude on that gay porn site who sleeps with his father haha hes a fag now can i suck your dick eric please sir *coughs*

Damn nigga... I guess you are getting laid then... I stand corrected.

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Originally Posted by ...España~Bandaña...

nah man...you cant just dress up in a short skirt and high heels and come back and type some shit in yourself...

your boyfriend doesnt count either...

you need a real live girl with an actual pussy...

get back to me...

........................................ upping my pimp thread yo

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Originally Posted by schema

nigga i aint inot no crossdressin bullshit like you but this chick was real.... give or take a few limbs but werd she was real

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Originally Posted by schema

and that still dont explain that gay porn shit!

yes, yes, it is pimp....... keep addin to it

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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

That.. you always gotta go to the bathroom with atleast one other girl with you

That.. You fuck the first day we meet, and actually expect a phone call

That.. When you like someone, and know they like you, instead of just fucking them/going out with them (wichever way you roll) ya'll gotta start playing games and shit... and then get mad when the guy gets furstrated andends up fucking another girl

That.. If you like me, but we aint going out, and I flirt with another girl ya'll act fucked round me like you pissed...................... but it's ok for you to flirt with any guy

That.. You just find it nescasary to tell me your having your period, I aint wanna know that shit

That.. When ya'll wear high skirts/low cut shirts/tight pants with a thong, and I come up and say "Damn nice legs/nice tits/nice ass", I just get a slap, like your wearing that shit cuz it makes you feel good bout yourself? HELL NAH, you wearing it cuz you want guys to be noticed, your a fucking skank, and then when they compliment what you want noticed, you bitch slap them!

That.. If i'm dating you, at lunch time, I GOTTA be with your friends, I gotta hang with your friends with you, but you can't come with me, so I can hang with mine

That.. You can give me head.. but won't let me give any back :wtf:

That.. Your girl friends come and slap your ass as a joke, but when were making out and I grab your ass you tell me not to..

That.. You find it nescesary to be friends with the guys that happen to be the biggest assholes in the world, and act like assholes with you, and your just like wt/v

That.. you gotta have a poster of some homo from a soap opera in your locker.. while your dating me, and when i'm around you, still talk with your friends bout how hot they are? :wtf:

That.. When I act sweeat and shit, you all say i'm cute, and then when I act like my regular pimpish self, ya'll say i'm hot? :huh: (and by the way, stfu with that ya your cute, or she finds you cute shit, aint no guy wanna hear bout how "cute" he is)

That.. You tell a guy that any girl would be soooo lucky to go out with him, but you won't?

That.. When I tell one of the hottest girls in my school about how beautifull I think she is, she's like, nah I aint even pretty, stfu bitch you know damn well your hot, and A LOT of girls do this, pisses me off

That.. A bitch will strip for me on web-cam but not in real life

That..Your friends gotta be the most annoying bitches in the world

That.. If your my ex, and i'm dating a girl, you find it nescasary to tell the girl bout all the bad shit i've done

That.. You invite me over to your house, and you like me, but you don't wanna seem forward or shit so I gotta bring a friend? Or we can only hang out if there's other people there? (Not all girls but some)

That.. After I tell you I like you, you gotta start acting all weird around me and shit

These aren't really questions, cuz I basically know all the answers to em, they were more statemants, but peeps can feel free to answer em' like questions anyways, I wanna see what people have to say

Answers to Q's

1. Coz it's the main hall of gossip...they reveal EVERYTHING in there...ever seen ya girl come back from the bathroom and her mate looks at you and smirks?...thats coz she jus told her you licked her out like whoa and made her eyes roll back or you clearly fucked up completely.

2. Because they just do...my girl when i got her number the day after she broke up wit her ex she text me like mad and then she text good night and i was like "ok...night" at that point she thought i wasn't interested...and hasn't let that moment drop in the year and 9 months together.

3. Because women expect us to be more direct and see their signs...but men = blind at that shit my girl basically had to grab my dick and THEN i was like oh...ok you feel the same...men tread carefully coz we afraid of reading the wrong signs coz women hang us for gettin the wrong idea...YET they expect us to understand their signs.

4. Becasue women think we are gonna jump into bed with them at that exact moment...and wit women they think that the man they flirtin wit is "jus a friend" but who's sayin they ain't got the same intentions as us?.

5. Thats easy...coz they feel they can share that with you...trust me watching a birth > being told about a period...i can cope wit her sayin oh blob week.

6. Coz they think it's in style all to do wit fashion...however subliminally they DO want the attention but when confronted they don't wanna admit it.

7. Coz they think their friends can chage you and if you are with her friends you'll see them as YOUR friends and leave your friends behind therefore she has changed you into a mindless zombie who goes yes dear certainly dear.

8. Opposite way round wit me dawg i supply, she won't give back...count yaself lucky :thumbup: oh she has before...but i'm jus dope down below :thumbup:

9. Hormonal...they think it's all playtime wit the friends but when your down to work...it's by her rules or not at all.

10. 9/10 they ex's tryna get back wit her and she's all like "well we went out but we good friends...oh ignore that text him sayin we should get together he's my friend he don't mean it...oh ignore that one sayin he still got feelins he don't mean it"...too trusting.

11. Coz they know we'd do the same.

12. Reassurance dawg they all got boundaries.

13. By sayin your cute they're trying to play you down to make ya feel less big headed about yaself...i hate the word cute.

14. Coz she thinks she's too good for ya.

15. Coz it's self-confidence issues...some know it some don't.

16. Coz you ain't there to touch her i guess.

17. Coz they just are annoying bitches...but apparantly your mates are 10 x worse.

18. Coz once you do...their mind goes into overdrive and they get all emotional and try to make themselves belive it ain't true.

mad dog, word, some good points and shit, upping for more replies