go up to a girl at a party and be like...

"did you invite all these people? i thought it was just gonna be us two..."

doesnt really matter what you say...its how you say it...

heres one:

babygirl...i think we should go back to my place &
do the things im gonna tell my friends we did anyways.

just do like my lil brother does and walk up to a broad and say,

"yo.... we fuckin' or what?!!!"

I'ma use some of these and pick up str8 hoes...

:)

i said: "I'll fuck you to the left, I'll fuck you to the right/ I'll fuck you all night, till you make me "come" white" and rest was like my social studies book....... history :cool:

...."it's ok...go ahead...touch it... see...i think it likes you"

"hi.... (deep breathe)...i'm not drunk or anything ... but having three legs makes me dizzy...especially when i run"