you used to haiku battle exclusively... people would be like "fuck you lets battle" and youd be like "ok set it up for haiku i dont text battle"

topicals are plain and simply the alternative method of text battling for those who are too retarded to think up clever ways of dissing someone

FUCK YEAH BITCH!! lol.

Anyone yappin about your precious topical crap matches is a bonafied nerd. You might as well battle someone in ral life (if you even do such a thing) and then be like "yo lets battle, but yo...you gotta battle as a half-eaten can of peanuts. I'm a catcher's mitt." I guarantee you'll lose automatically just from saying that.

true, cuz topicals are the only shits here..
..that hardly get any votes

word to that....... topical battles are wack as fuck..

Hey, why do you guys call your text verses "open mics"?

Cuase thats what strobe named the forum I suppose...

Lol @ This......

Oh yeah, I realize this is a thread against topicals... But topicals are pretty dope... To make it in the real rap game you need to be able to do more than just have punchlines... ie, Canibus...

You base that on one battle you read.. there are plenty battles with very good lyrics..

only people who think topicals are wack are those that dont possess the intellectual capacity to write them

^^^i agree wit dabatos............

i agree with dabatos, and that e-clipse dude

^^yo solo hope i get a battle wit you in the topical tourney lol

Dooms my friend..

It aint topicals thats wack...

Its just a vast majority of fucking social rejects that do them that bring it down for everyone.. I write music and anything I write on a topical is shit that I would spit on a mic with no hassel..

Ofcourse I wouldnt spit them on the mic though considering the topics people come up with are pissy little meaningless phrases that make no sense even to the worst of textees that live for esoterical dumb shit written by herbs like them..

But you get my drift..