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Like half the Vin Diesel facts are taken from the Chuck Norris facts, which are in turn taking from Mr. T facts, though T might steal Norris and Norris steals Diesel. Whatever, a lot are from the sites but are changed in who it's about.
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The Vin site has been around forever.
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When Vin Diesel wishes to mail a letter, he forces it down the throat of the nearest housepet, then hurls the animal in the direction of the recipient's house.
lmfao. these are ll, what the MR T ones and chuck norris or w/e the fuck ppl were on about |
Goliath threw the match against David when he heard the winner had to face Vin Diesel
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Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
HAHJHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHh OMFG........ LMFAO |
Vin Diesel just saved a whole bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
heh, kinda lame, but i was readin it serious as hell, so i found it funny |
haha.
I read the Top 100. The Mr T ones and Chuck Norris ones arent as good. |
Vin Diesel shows no mercy while playing dodgeball.
hahaha and yes, i will keep posting one at a time |
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wheres the top 100? |
along the bottom, like in text, easy to see...
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For a brief period in history, Vin Diesel had stolen the letter F from the alphabet, that is why we have words such as Photo and dr. Phil.
Lmao Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another. *dead* |
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit Vin Diesel covers his Slip 'n' Slide with gravel. When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Vin Diesel once had Parkinsons disease but he shook it off Vin Diesel has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead. Vin Diesel invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood. |
The evolution of Vin Diesel's favorite shots to dirnk goes as follows: Pickle Juice, Italian Dressing, Scope mouthwash, Hydrogen Peroxide, Unicorn blood and finally tripple filtered Essence of Pain
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Vin Diesel is Bert and Ernie's illegitimate son.
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