JC has to change his mama's panty hose.

9th Degree's momma's so stupid, she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. :\

Purple? Shit, yo mama thought Purple was the nerdy dude on Family Matters.

You so ugly you scare roaches away. :\

Well I told yo mama to take 'em with when she left, so that's not even my fault.

ur mommas ass is so fat that she bent over and it effected the tides

Eh.. not my fault yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

So? Yo mama failed it altogether, dumbass didn't even make a choice.

Really? Well.. yo momma so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

Yo mama lost count while two-steppin'.

so, ur momma so stupid she went to a spelling bee she brought hunny

Yo momma took a cup to see the movie Juice.

Yo mama smoked crack and people thought she calmed down.

Yo momma thought her dumbass needed a token to get on Soul Train.

your moma so poor to get into her front door i had to jump the back fence.....