learn to type ^^^^

your mums so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade

your moms so old... she was the teaher!!

your mums so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach

What do ice crewam men do in their free time?















chill!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah ahahaaha

lol!!!! Fucking classic I never get tired of hearing that one!!!


What did the mother and father tomato's say to there son!!!

















Ketchup!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Sik Jokes Everywhere Yo

racist jokes:::: no banning...lol no beef ...i didnt read thread so if they are already on here mah bad

1: what do u call a black man in a suit?
a: defendant
2: whats a mexicans favorite sport?
a: boxing.......oranges
3: whats 14 inches and white?
a: nothing

yo i got tons but thats good for now

That Didnt Get Me Laffing Tho....

ha ha ha !!>...... KEP UM COMIN!

Why did the blonde snort Sweet n' Low?
She though it was diet coke.

What do you call the thing a quarterback throws at a football game??
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A football dumbass

( I made that up myself)

what do u get if u sit under a cow?


A PAT ON THE HEAD lmao

why did the blonde have square tits?
becuz she forget t take the tissues outta the box

whats long and hard on a black man...?
the 2nd grade

a mexican and a cop are in a car who is driving?
a cop

why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?
b/c every one who can run and jump already crossed the border.


more later

There is a black guy, a mexican, and a white guy in the back of the car...whos drivin?

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What did the mexican say when the house fell on him?

GET OFF ME HOMES
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How does a mexican say his vowels?

E-I-O-U-A
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Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

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What do vibraters and soybeans got in common?

they are both meat substitutes

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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''

Confused, the bartender says no.

''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''

almost as wack as you. :D :hump: