^Fuckin guy I doo dooed my self! Werd man I havn't heard that shit in years. ;)

Or have you ever gone to whipe your ass and when you whipe theres so much shit in there that it's hard to get the shit out your ass it's fuckin bullshit takes forever. Or have you ever ran outta toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to pull up your pants and walk around the house looking for toilet paper with a shitty ass? Now that fuckin sucks. :banghead:

Rofl lmfao
funniest shit i read all day
shit got my stomach hurtin

The fuck, roflfl, ive shitted my pants but not like that, and it wasnt on purpose. Ill just be sitting there, and let a fart go, and shit comes out, like shotgun blasts the back of my shorts.

Once i was with Mimesis and our gramma in the car, and i just fart and im like "i think i just crapped my pants".. and theyre all laughing and shit, and we were on the way to the movie theater, so we keep going, and we're getting the tickets in line outside and im like trying to cover up this shit that is slowly seeping through my shorts in one spot. So we get inside and im like in the family bathroom (cuz you can lock the door) for like, ever, washing the shit out of my boxers, which i ended up throwing away because it was too gross, and i just went commando in my shorts.


:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

man, I one time passed out from taking a dump cuz i had one of those poops that just like scrape your asshole, and leave you in extreme pain, and you don't wanna hold it, cuz it'd be too messy. yea, that was illy yo.

... ive had pain, but never passed out, you're just weak and new to thaaaa crap game.

Hey, man, have you ever gone to post on the internet and then you only end up herbifying a thread to herbish levels that no herb has ever herbed before? yea, I think you have. NOW STFU and log-off and stay off!! thanks

word I guess so yo. I jus like fell down I guess, woke up felt extreme pain on left side of my face, looked in mirror, like "NIGGA WTF did I just get raped?!?!" and then jus wiped my ass and continued on wit my day like sausages nah mean?

i hate the middle of the night dumps when your too tired to try but you get stomach pains.....i fell asleep on the can once.......

Well, did you fall OFF the toilet? cuz wouldnt the shit follow?

matter of fact this discussion prompted me to go dump now
i feel fantastic, five pounds lighter

^nah yo, it was right after the shit came out yo. shit happened when i was like 8 or something. had nightmares for a week. ~_~

So you were 8 years old, and said "NIGGA WTF, I JUST GET RAPED?"

???

no, but looking back that's prolly what I would have said if it happened to me now. ya feel me?

shit, atleast I don't say to my mom "nigga wtf you do with my coke?" or some shit like that on a song. leave me alone yo. :(