^^Yo momma so black, her skid marks are white.









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^^yo mama only leaves skid marks when she is draggin ass down the street after taking a shit....

ur mommas so stupid she thought a brizillain wax was when they waxed brazil

Yo momma asked for help to use a hamburger helper.

^^that was SOO stupid...it doesnt deserve a comeback, speaking of comebacks...does your mom still think thats when you throw up seamen???

meant to the brazilian joke...

yo mommas so that richard simmons cant help

So wack.. matter fact..
Yo momma's like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma mad cuz she had to sue KFC for false advertising...She ain't got no fingers and they claim to be "Finger lickin' good!"

Yo mom is so dumn....she tried to hotwire a trolley

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LOL @ that...

#1...Dumb is spelled DUMB


#2...who talks about trolleys?



Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to change the world so she bought a big pamper.




lol

yo ur mommas so white that when she eats soup she dunks her self in it

since when u a champ chump

LOL@Me not bein able to spell

Ok...

Yo momma seen mo' corners than michael schumacher!

Your mama so big she used a mattress as a maxi pad....

Yo momma feet stink so bad, they use her to catch fish. She just dips her big toe in the lake and all the catfish jump into the bucket!