lmao...floppy disk...

yo,ill upload so sick shit onto this floppy disk//
download it,into yo matrix,floppy dick disk dick shrink//
ya think you could handle it,but cant manage it,fuckin cancer shit//
its immaculate,like samsom shit,cant battle it...
yall laughed when i hit the relaese button on my disk drive//
threw the shi tlike ninja knives make all yall fools dive,slash wifes,take lives//
richochet off the cliche and hit the beret.....

next weapon:a mic!...no to played....ermmm....a fax machine ahha....

next weapon:FAX MACHINE...

I wrap and pack your genes then smash your back with a fax machine,/
I hack yo team, then knock off your pack with a bag of greens,/
still I'm hungry and high, the fact is I have the munchies,/
put your game on a sheet of paper and fax to another country,/

Since you didnt give a weapon ill give one
Car door

i'll rip the car door off an automobile/
smack you over your back/
so you can feel the pain of aluminum steel/
and sharp pains from an electric eel/

next time leave weaponry..
so i'll leave one..
neXt: soda can (full or empty you choose)

Grab destro by his throat,
For fuckin up my vibe so i bash him wit this can of coke,
And what tha fuck is hardware city,
Obviously you a weak soul,
Probably find your gay ass at home depot,
Mayhem creep slow like lions on da prowl i'll put tha iron in your mouth and press your luck,
The next weapon here is your testicles

we intellectuals, found out how ta turn dudes ta vegetables//
with my testicles, my jizzin down ya mouth till ya intestines-full//
watch it spread and inject-to-skullz, so you only spit-out cum when i correct-your-flows//

next weapon=a bloody gonneria tampon

i give you somthing to dance on /(*pop-pop*)

i make ya girl eat this bloody gonneria tampon /

shit gets explicit enough gunpower to submerge a content to the fishes /

rhymes you quote give me 20 seconds you'll have your nose broke /

mic check you to death / this is a weapon cypher not first aid help /

next weapon = a transformer and a gunpowder barrel

^^
the shittiest weapons ever

get me pissed my fists get warmer
screw fist ill reck u wit a toy transformer
n spit sick shit like snow in informer
ill crush ur brain makin u listen to a christmas carrel
er jus crush it by beatin ur head wit a gunpowder barrel

next weapon= sword

Hit you with a four by four and slash you with a sword
From your head to your nuts, watch 'em drop to the floor
Then i mash on your heart, turn the blade inside
Clogged up your arteries and watched you die

Next Weapon=Cruise Missile

yo i got da button unlocked/when dis shit take off the whole word gone be on shock/
when it land its gone be serious/might leave a couple dead and da rest delirious/
causin havoc wit cruise missles military technolgy/the damage i'm causin is somethin out of mythology
after i'm done people wit out religion gone have sum/and da rest who think i'm play dreams gone be dashed son
leavin yo whole body in peices/some people might even mistake you reices

next weapon:your breath

You expect a gun, a sword or a missile?
But i drink enough to stink, it's official
Sour, cold, nasty and it kills
My breath will knock you out faster than sleep pills
Like a death row injection, too much cocaine
My breath'll shut you down, give you breaths of pain

Next Weapon: Your Fat Ass

my lungs are covered from my black hash,,thats when u get smothered by my fat ass,,i traffic my drugs through your lover now i stack cash,,and my bowl is fat cashed,,at last.

next weapon: a bent up rusty license plate

i stretch the 20 inche tape worm so its 10 metres -long-
and rap it around your neck till your heads just -wrong-
my rhymes are wicked, my raps are -so strong-
im watchin this tapeworm choke you till your eyes -go chong-
now i put the shit through your head, goin through both -ur ears-
and swing you round and let you go, youll be in the air -for years-
fuck a tapeworm, ill pull out a -chainsaw-
ready for the next person to saw my -brains off-

peace out whoevers gonna kill me now

next weapon: chainsaw

You hear the vroom, i pull out my chainsaw
Connect to your head and i slice your brains off
Pull on the string, fuck the law
I cut you up till your limbs drop to the floor
Covered in blood from non existent head to toe
The chainsaw stops so i give it some more

Next Weapon: Television

My Enemy is in sight I know whats my mission./
No fucking weapons around except for my Television./
Hit him over the head with it till his blood fills the room./
Enemy Unconsious so i stop for a smoke come back and resume./
Nothing left except for bones and organs, start throwing up from the grotesque vision./
Through all the blood and parts I find his wallet and take the money to pay for my new television./

Next Weapon: Juice Box

So nigga ya televison is ya weapon/
This Va cat coming and he stepping/
Nigga you sound like a pussy so see me/
But right now you seeing me yo enemy/

alrite are you retarded it is a weapon cyher not to diss the person above you I swear people these days

ur ass fucked up, now i got the juice box/
try to take it back i'll fuck u up with a SOCK/
put the straw under ur nose and squeeze the box/
now ur drownin in some apple juice ur gonna lose ur life/
do u like spittin quick, make ur body flatline/
but with ur final breath, here's the juice box...take a sip/

next weapoin=pair of keys

I use a Pair-of-Keyz, to Turn-ya-Mind gone like 'Car-Marks'...

I 'Kill-Girl-Holes', like 'Keyz In Doors'....

this dumb hoe didn't leave a weapon so i'll stay with the keys/
you tryin to rap on this site...bitch please/
if u look at me, i'll slash u with the keys/
cut u from ur belly down to ur knees/
slash ur throat and leave u hangin from a tree/

next weapon=a computer mouse

ill beat you wit my own two shoes/
ill make you confused/
fuck a weapon ill beat you wit me crew/
ill spit fire turn you to stew/
wanna battle youll lose/
beat you wit my skate board/
and my key board/beatin you till i get bored

the dipshit given was close to saying computer mouse so ill count that but he didnt give a weapon so ill supply myself wit one

the shit obvious ima use my 5k/
30 spit to body this i abuse gun control in over 9 states/
to define plates
its the shit you'll be wearin in da dome/
watch where ya sit cuz there prolly be magnets in ya home/
i polish clips at 900 rounds a minute out da fuckin chrome/
dislodge hips cuz the clown got trisomy 2-1 on da chromosome

trisomy-21 is another name for down syndrome

NEXT WEAPON : Given's Small Brain

Imma try to use Given brain for a large Defeat
It couldnt kill dead Meat so I ll attack 5k in his sleep
But fuck it i ll do it myself use the brain to hold open the door
Take out my mic and Bury 5k 6 feet further into the floor
Left this Bitch wacked out and busted like Tom Greens Left Nut
Till his Drill Sargent Went in and yelled TEN HUT!
They surronded me so i took the small brain and throw it on the ground
They laughted sayin if thats an oz Fuck than give us a pound
So a MERKED their Asses too from Head to toe sayin
If you ever want AShes and dust Come to chocolate for some more


Weapon--- BASKETBALL

bitch i control your future, so watch me make your fate-turn
what i used to torture?...a 20 inch tape-worm
and now ill make your face-burn, as the worm eats your flesh
devouring your retina, now your chin drops to your chest
your left lifeless, but the worm's still eatin'
this is a serious crisis, cuz the worm wont stop feedin
he already finished you, but the things still hungry
i guess he'll just come after your crew, ya the worm is me honey.

my bad,
next weapon: a lawn mower.
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a rocket launcher is my weapon, its my main bitch,
it comes with 4 heat seakers and a aim switch,
when i pull the trigger you best stay still,
the heat when you sweat will make you its next kill,
this thing could bring down planes and stop tanks in there tracks,
even osama's ass is watching his back,
it kills by the dozens something massly severe,
even if your superman your ass will have something to fear

sharpen a slingblade like billy bob, swing it at laura croft,
snatch her desert eagles and blow her silicone titties off,
i make hollows glide thru the air like fuckin borishnikov,
black rhinos and AR-15 bullets what im talkin bout,
or i'll use the snub snout 38 special under my grandmas couch,
my old mans reuger that got stolen is what my lady sprouts,
fuck with the weaponary master and you can lose a limb,
beyonettes and veitnam machettes to do tha trim,
use a slim long katana like tommy vercetti,
instant confetti out of organ tissue donated by Freddy,
last but not least, pull out tha beast: elephant guns,
both sawed off on each side ready to rob you of government funds.

im the real serial killer

Jokester is a joke
think I don't even need a weapon just want to coke
this little bitch and make him twitch
then I will put a knife in his gut
drop kick him to the next life
where he will come back as a slut so I can give him a slap
from the pimphand and then put him in a can

fuck u agressor watup dog/
u like that fuckin game sonic the hedge hog/
i use all my weapons like a chain saw/
and i cut u up and make u worthless/
just like when u finally found out your a dike

I think everyone's too slow to realise, this is a weapon cypher, you take the weapon of the person above you, use it in a rhyme, then leave your own weapon, this ain't diss the person above you, now carry on with my weapon, got it?

Weapon=Iron

wit my 5-iron "club", I snuffin....like Ice Cube and DMX, "we be clubbin"..... then smack the head off the club, over ya grinnin face ..... send ya to the baseball game, like the ball, ya "laced"

weapon=glass bottle

Ayo snypes u talkin too much, I take the glass bottle/
Got deadly accuracy and i throw it full throttle/
Watch as it shatters on your thorax, makes incisions like a battle axe/
Atillas the titan throwin 250 pound glass/ that will leave u layin bloddy in the grass/
Now you cant advance, before leavin the crimescene, I jack the wallet from your pants/


Next Weapon: a Pumpkin

yo atilla is full of shit, this cat wants to get killed by a pumpkin/
so i'll drag his ass kickin and screamin to kill his whole kin/
anybody who steps up gonna get shot at by pumpkins/
punk kids to my left, punk kids to my right/
man, they everywhere in my sight/
smash pumpkins over all their heads chew on a piece and spit out the seeds/
these pumpkins filled all my murderous needs/
so who ever is next to murder me...he'll have to do it with some cheese/

next weapon=cheese

like a ninja armed to the teeth/
im comin at ya with this cheese/
chuckin cheese nips kickin from the hip/
my sword is better than a pumpkin too/
extra sharp chedder cut your junk in 2/

next weapon = gym socks

dont fuck with me ill put your head in a locker,
you'll be stuck with my socks i just used for soccer,
i cant believe they gave me this weapon,
the only thing it was good for was for you to get a steppin,
ill put some socks in your mouth and shove one up your nose,
your ears will be squirting blood like water from a hose,
these gym socks i carry require a hazardous sign,
something i dont like to touch unless its mine

next weapon = star trek laser gun

sorry dog but i gotta kill u with a stark trek laser gun/
i'll try to make it quick but it still ain't gonna be fun/
take away ur life leave u rottin till u get bloated like big pun/
since we're in space, open up the hatch and u'll float to the sun/
to make sure ur dead, shoot u a couple more times with the gun/
shoot u with lazers, and follow it up with a couple of chasers/(a.k.a. missiles)
cuz next person to try to murder me, will have to do it with heat seekin missiles/

next weapon=heat seekin missiles

I'LL PUT A WHOLE CLIP IN BAD RAPS ASS CRACK/
HAVE HIM SHITTIN LEAD, AND FARTIN GUN POWDER/
I CAME TO DEVOWER ANY COWARD WHO THINKS THEIR NICE/
I'LL HAVE YOUR RHYMES SITTIN ON ICE/
WIT MY LYRICAL PUNCHES/
YOU KNOW YOU DONT WANT THIS/
SO JUST TURN AROUND AND WALK AWAY/
BEFORE I LET MY SUPER SPERM SPRAY/
ALL OVER YOUR GRILL/
JUST ASK YOUR GIRL HOW THAT FEEL/
CUZ SHES TAKIN IT EVERYNIGHT/
SHES A PRO AT IT/
I DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK SHE JUST GOES AT IT/
LIKE A CRACK ADDICT, SHE FEENS FOR IT/
AND YOU KISS HER EVERYNIGHT/
HOW DOES MY FLUID TASTE,
AND NEXT TIME TELL HER DON'T BE LATE!!!