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PillBoy 11-02-03 07:44 PM

first i take the brush to clean off ur yellow grill
them aint gold's son thats plaque lets keep it real
why u bustin on feeble,ur the one who might be gay
or just a confused lil boy,who's sexuality went astray
please do me a favor,take the vacuum house out ur ass
thats just plain sick yo,you could get feeble to do that.

lol


next weapon:a bag of dead kittens

DocDizzie 11-02-03 08:38 PM

First ill put on my mask and some fucking mittens
then ill throw you on the ground and beat you wit this bag of kittens
My mind is outta wack im beatin you wit felines cause i own no rats
Im no baseball player so i aint got no bat
the claw sticking out will tear ya clothes to rags
And when im done i will add yo ass to the bag

Next weapon.....Police Caution Tape

PillBoy 11-02-03 11:05 PM

me and u headin to the neighborhood weedman,
u pull out some loot and i think damn im hurtin
as we head past this old burnt down apartment complex
i quickly snatch up and grab some police caution tape
wrap it up real tight swing it round ur neck
hold u till u quit moving took ur money and flexed

next weapon:some corn flakes

Peril Eyez 11-02-03 11:44 PM

i heard you fuckin,now you hearin me too
ill suck air out your lungs like hellium baloons
snag ya girl, cause she a whore
give da bitch free room n board, get sum spoon n dome
an while a wax dat ass, have you watchin through a plasticbag
gaspin fast, an right before blood bust through skin
ill throw you in a gust of wind, aiight enough of dis
ill jus open ya chest, now you really "catchin your breath"

weapon: buffalo{prefably stuffed, for safety reasons}

Kenoras 11-03-03 02:13 PM

i gots sum buffalo meat
this gun b one thing u cant cheat
yo death, make u choke
slab of meat glogs ur throt
gon make u croak
and thats tha end of this joke
that opened his mouth and spoke
poppin nuthin
thinkin he gon b sumthin
u must b huffin
cuz only when ya high
u think u a guy
jus killed dis fool wit buffalo
now say bye bye like duece biggalo

next weapon: ur teeth

PillBoy 11-03-03 02:25 PM

im like jeffrey dahmer of this game,hannibal lectur of these raps
slice a flab off your skill chomp it up and toss it back.
u taste like molded cheese,u aint even worth eating
i wouldnt touch u with my teeth,u look like ur diseased kid
it's decontamination for you guy,radioactive rhyme spitter
kenoras are you a girl?cause u remind me of mrs.cleaver


next weapon:roach clips

-uski- 11-03-03 04:36 PM

ima grab da roach clips dis Kat left me//
stab u in both eyes so u cant see//
make u scream in pain//
wit da subject u left me u wished u wouldnt have//
now its gonna be a longer and painfull death//
now da next Kat gonna try and kill me wit da weapon i hav left//

Next Weapon-lyricall gun

PillBoy 11-03-03 05:19 PM

my words are weapons like d-12 said
spit out some vocals decapitate ur head
severed body parts from my crucial lyrics
lock u up in my trunk,roll u over the bridge
bye-bye Mc-uski sorry had to be so verbal
shoulda walked away,coulda smoked u some herbal


next weapon:crucifix

AnonomousMC 11-03-03 06:14 PM

Anono steps in the cypher murderin-dudes//
torturin-you like germans-an-jews, til ya cervix-is-blue//
im absurd-an-this-crude for a purpose//
i come with that say a word-an-get-screwed type of service//
makin people nervous like Vertical Limit//
but i don need to give you a thermos with nitrous up in-it//
ill have ya body full-of-pain faster than a bullet-train//
as i make you turn the color that would drive a bull-insane//
im the brutalist, rush you from behind with a crucifix//
hard enough to make alquida soldiers break and loosen-lips - GYEAH

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Anonomous

Next Weapon: Mustard Gas

Shi 11-03-03 06:49 PM

put the money in the bag b'fore i let loose this bomb
terrorism electronically wit lyrical psalms
cus this aint a squad op ya'll aint gon last
let go the mustard gas outta this bag wit a blast
an ya only hope is if the peice on ya chain is a mask
cus i juss went nazi technique on ya ass...

next - cheese

wrecklessness 11-03-03 08:01 PM

I stepped into this battle thinkin no weapons allowed..
Frontin on this bitch about to make yall proud..
He reached for a bat so i hadta make due..
All i had on me was week old cheese fondue..
Either way jammed it in his face..his eyes and his mouth..
Suffication and immediate sight lose is what thats about..1

You got a baseball glove and a ball..

-uski- 11-03-03 11:04 PM

dis Kat above me left me a baseball glove and ball//
now dis guy gonna get slapped and a ball thrown at his head//
next day found dead//
at da baseball ground//
i got away wif ur murder i was neva found//
stupid cops i left a letter saying i murdered him From UsKi//

Next Weapon :a rusty blunt sword

onyx192 11-04-03 01:12 AM

Ill stick a rusty sword through your scalp....
Watch the blood pourin out your mouth...
The loss of blood knocks you the fuck out...
I'll Rip your chest and pull your heart out from your mouth...
Put you on the table fill you up with fermaldihide....
Smellin the nasty stink thats coming from inside...
Im out..


Next Weapon: NEXTEL (Phone)

-uski- 11-04-03 02:28 AM

Man wen u com to mi house trying to kill me//
I'll grab mi Nextel phone and hit ya in da head//
Keep hitting ya until ur Dead//
Crack ur head open look at tha Blood Shed//
So think again Be4 u com to kill me//
just remember i am da 1 da only Uski//


Next Weapon: a broom stick

nymfo16 11-04-03 03:00 PM

i've figured a benefit 4 both of us w/ a broomstick
i'l beat u in tha stomach till u finally become sick
i reallly didnt do it 2 help u i just like tha violence
so i hit u w/ tha stick till u scream w/ pain & finally die in silence
break tha broomstick ova ya head & crack ya membrane
let tha hospital call ur house & tell ur mom u've suffered 4rm damage 2 tha brain



next weapon=piece of toilet paper

Wyla 11-04-03 04:17 PM

hay yo

i grab this toilet paper to shove down your mouth/
jammin it down til you ralph/
now im laughing as you gasp for air/
i dont care/
waitin for you to collapse/
me killin you is such a relax/



(next weapon- pen)

PillBoy 11-04-03 05:23 PM

lotsa things i can do to you with a pen,
ill draw flowers all over you just to begin,
next up is the infamous nose piercing for free,
sorry bout the big hole,and all the excess bleeding
i'll sew it back together with a hypadermic needle,
there all better,did i mention now u have hepatitis c too.


next weapon:double headed dildo

bouncedoggydog 11-04-03 05:39 PM

Don't make me Dick slap ya twice, once for luck and ~D~ other ~4~ Life/

I'll kill this Flaming Fairy Faggot with his Double Headed Sword/
A Double Sided Dildo w/Fancy Furry Grips Hear him screaming O-Lord/

That's a tounge Twister cuz we know your tounging 'Mister', ~N~ stealing dildo's from ya sister/

I'LL RAM YA WITH THAT DILDO UNTIL YA ASS BEGINS TO BLISTER/

NOW THAT'S A 'SHITTY' WAY TO DIE, DEATH THRU YA 'PRIVATE-EYE/

NEXT WEAPON= HOT CURLING IRON

Thog Reborn 11-04-03 09:32 PM

u shoulda gave me a wepon of choice..now its up to emagination
ill sew ur mout shut so u could think about the wack shit ur sayin
this is my wepon of choice now motha fucka..u hear my piercing
ur wack..so ill put some scare into ya..when i sew u into a fierce being
so pear in me..n take a look into something grate...
cuz with this machine...a sewing isnt the only think ill be putin ta ya face..

next wepon...fishing rod

-uski- 11-04-03 09:49 PM

ill grab tha fishing rod u gave me and ill start bashing u//
man its so bendy ima whip lashing u//
then i start getting bored so i stab u with it//
then i hear a cop siren and run like shit//
saying yaz wack just got u a hired hit//
man this guy say he got skilled but he just got killed//

Next Weapon : A shoe

MC BASS 11-04-03 11:48 PM

my *shoe* leave blood prints/ from knockin muggs in/ heads get trampled underneath like rugs get/ wit musket locked/ punks get dropped/ harder than a slut gets cocked/ one up this shot/ mc bass got this whole shit locked....

next weapon: poison dart

billy 11-05-03 12:39 AM

hay yo im gonna enjoy this start
cause i get to kill mother fuckers wit a poison dart
destroy this mark wit a full disguise
throwin darts at this bitch like aimin for a bullseye
you feel the venom pentetrate and you die slow
left a vegetable..........like terry schiavo.....


next...................

a beer can

SIEKO_ASK_RRD 11-05-03 06:07 PM

i got my beer can by my side/in da ride ready ta do a mutha fukkin drive by/ ride up on dey side/thro da beer can at there eye/now they crying lying there praying ta god dat they aint dying man i feel like im flying/high in da sky wit da beer can by my mutha fukkin side/i look around and all i see is beer cans flying around/i look up/i look down and i see a man crying/ so i hand him a full beer can and he drank it/ now he is up in da air screaming i juss dont give a care/



NEXT WEAPON~ CLAM

PillBoy 11-05-03 06:08 PM

first off fuck you,yea im an alkoholic
call me drunken masta or pillatonic
eithier way ur goin down for the count
1,2,3,strikes son ur out
finish my beer and rip it open with a knife
corner of a beer can slit r throat that ended ur life

next extension cord

InTeNsE08 11-05-03 08:58 PM

Ima hang you wit an extension cord plug it in so maybe you can cause some static/
pull u in so i can add u 2 my collection in the attic//
im doin the world sum good cuz ima deletin another faggot/
im tryin 2 quit cuz im startin 2 make this shit a habbit//
i rather distroy you verbaly cuz jail is something i cant afford/
but dont forget i never hesate 2 reach 4 my extension cord//

next weapon:tire iron

PillBoy 11-06-03 01:06 AM

take the tire iron,toss it through ur windshield why ur driving
disfigured face and a loss of teeth is how you dieng
take you in the woods throw bleach and gasoline all ova ya
skin pigment albino,light the match and poof!ur torched son
all we have left is a few bones but mostly ashes
i piss on it to put it out,then im gone like favre passes.

next weapon:steaming hot grits

cutastraphe 11-06-03 04:30 AM

yo i got this grits, no doubt and it's steamin-hot/
so once i touch ya face it'll burn and i repeat it allot/
until i burned ya face off, then i'ma toss it down/
grab my shovel and knock ya into the middle of what was that round?/
fuck it ya bouta drown, cuz i put ya under the water/
won't let ya come up for air and that's how i get rid of pill-boy taken from pill-father/
ask the mom and she overdosed, too bad ya were born next mornin ya comatose/

next weapon:protractor

Kenoras 11-06-03 04:23 PM

yo i'ma ta take tha rotractor and rip ya in half/
u b like a protractor, b a circle but cut in half/
look, b happy, u now a member of fear factor, and sum filthy trash/
u shitty rap acter, get ready to get slashed/
i'ma like a raptor, and i'ma kill u wit my gas/
ur ass iz rashed, and u lost ur class/
back up before ur my next victom of a dine and dash/

next - rusted spoon

dom-N8 11-06-03 04:45 PM

I think that it's time that I showed you some old skool cutlery,
i put a rusted spoon in ya neck, give ya lock jaw, now talk back ta me/
knifes might cut ya, but wiv this spoon I scrape out ya brains,
that's a small meal so i make spaghetti out of ya veins/
if ya take this weapon from me i call you 'Uri Ghellar',
cos you standin there nothin but a 'spoon bender'/

next weapon - pool cue

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Kenoras 11-06-03 04:52 PM

i'ma take take this pool cue and sharpen tha end
grip it in my hands and stick it up ur rear end
bend over, its not a game, u say u take my veins
hows that when its a pain game, its shame that u in my rein
i'ma leave u slain, and let tha acid rain change ur shape
long and thin, like a pool cue, now listen up
ur death is due, tha sky is blue, and well u smell like a shoe
so i'ma pool this fool, wit my cue, and let u moo like a animal

next- a mouse

PillBoy 11-06-03 05:24 PM

duck tape ur mouth,tie u to a chair wit razor wire
beat ur head with my computer mouse,tryin to convince u to retire
get a clue kenoras,why do i have to keep repeating myself
ur rapping is beyond gay,its like u need profesional help
if i could give u some pills to help u they'd have to be rat poison
thats the only thing that could help,kill u off,ceasing the noise trick


next weapon:a plastic bag

PillBoy 11-06-03 05:35 PM

shoulda left a weapon u fuckin foreign trashy whore
i replyed for ur battle,lets do it,so i can school ya boy
just dont cry when ur defeated,cuz u sure aint gonna win
the best place for u to hide,would be in P.C. in the county pin.
u aint shit but a rat,lower life scum to be exact
keep playin in my face dont be surprised when i attack

next weapon:a caramel apple

abridged 11-07-03 06:04 PM

this dude calls himself a 'foreign trasy whore'//
he leaves a plastic bag as a weapon from the post before//
a ~flamming~ caramel apple hits u in tha face//
u don't know what hit you, this is a turtle race//
this dude disses himself, like the herb he is//
beatin off to his mom, he collects and drinks his jiz//
he's right, he aint shit but lower life scum like he says//
damn boy u fuckin crazy you about ta get a visit from tha feds//
for rapin ya lil sister like that u know ur fucked up in tha head//

~Next Weapon~ A horny toad

Yaz 11-08-03 04:10 AM

your bitch-ass is gonna-learn not to-use *copedout-lines*//
eminem... 8 mile... dawg this is *the-new-times*//
you should realy switch *your-mode*, spit in *morce-code*//
this is a turtal race... naw this just a *horny toad*//
GO HORNY GO, hump this bitch's *brains-out*//
I won't need to spit-no-more... he's just been *fazed-out*//

next - iceicle stick

PillBoy 11-08-03 10:16 PM

the most perfect murder weapon,is the one that melts after use
yaz got done in with icecicles,waters all thats left for views
who done it?they'll never know,no fingerprints remain
yaz is just a statistic,his life was charged to the game
oh well,another body to add to my count of murda's
just a day round my way,killin of anotha nerd cuzz!

next weapon:magic mushrooms

Red Wun 11-09-03 04:29 AM

Dont worry I get to da weapons. My Fists and Guns

ur shit so borin dats why da crowd snorin brah,
I'm too hot I'm on fire like california,
I take pitchas and usually not smilin fo ya,
I stay muggin like da mascot fa georgetown hoyas//
awhile ago a coupld niggaz tried frontin me,
I'm by myself and dey think dey gon be rushin me,
it's 3 of yall niggaz and it's only one of me,
dat's why erywhere I go I holda gun on me//
and when I pull out da steel I know datchull shout dawg,
I'ma viscious gun slinga I'm known as an outlaw,
and lemme tell u niggaz right now nah I'm not a souf paw,
but I gotta lef hook dat'a knock ur fuckin mouf off//
now who gon hate it when yall niggaz mutalated,
cuz I blew outcha brains so I could see wutchu was thinkin,
now da police is comin da red and blue is blinkin,
who woulda thought in da end it'a be da studen teachin//

Theo Ginn 11-09-03 08:07 AM

Kevlar coated my skin is un-slashable
Diagnostic..killer..pouncin to grab at you
My style is stainless like 12 inch razors
Tearin through ya face makin un-holy changes
Ya orifices'l leak as ya sweat ya mind
Life in my clutchs..n ya debt is mine

lol

Next: Claw

PillBoy 11-09-03 04:10 PM

whats up with all these idiots freeposting
come in here,no weapon,just ego boasting
this dude dont even know how to spell krueger
disgrace to rap and horror movies,what a loser
i'd rip off his head and poor talent down his throat
certainly needs it just look at what he wrote!

Next weapon:chopsticks

jego 11-09-03 04:27 PM

yo watch me slit ya eyelids wit sharp chopsticks
then eat ya retenas like tibetan as-ians
im not playin got these 2 like small staffs
either use em to stab or miniature baseball bats
CRACK damn, shit broke, it was meant for fried rice
but i'll use these new sharp points to indent ya sliced eyes

next weapon: a guitar string

Shi 11-09-03 05:59 PM

step up on the creep thought u was watchin ya back
i caught ya ass on tha sneek dressed in all black
left the instrument at home but the string wrapped round two fingers
pulled tight around ya breather so no air will linger
its cut burns deep but i doubt u'll notice
cus u lived juss long enuff to feel the back of ya neck twist

next up: a coffee


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