im glad you ask my enthusiasticly homosexual friend...
a group of males stand around a muffin and Rub thy Paynus...
last one there eats the rotten...muffin.

im not homosexual by any stretch
and i don't want to know how you knew about
that activity

well im glad you asked my unenthusiastic homosexual friend...
one time at band camp.

you are making me angry...and hulk doesnt like to get angry!!!1

is hulk your gamer "handle"

that's a nickname i gave my penis
because it was exposed to gamma radiation
and swells to enourmous size when im angry

LMFAO...thats pimp. so what...do you hate it when people throw up
then when your angry your penis swells? thats why thats your fetish..i know.

no, penis swelling due to vomiting is a whole different
type of swelling. I can fill a 12 ounce bottle every time
i watch the Exorcist

thats cool...so do you have hardcore tapes?
"Sickly Gone Wild"
"Debby Does RollerCoaster"

No unfortunately the fetish vomitting industry never got off the
ground, so it's hard to find any tapes that will satisfy my puke pleasuring.
To get my fix i usually hang in the bathroom at parties so when
people come in to up-chuck i get a quick wank in. Or sometimes
i look through the window at the Emergency Room at our local
hospital.

have you ever thought of men vomiting :x

vomitting to me is a-sexual
man, woman doesn't matter as long as i get my rocks off

..sounds very suspect to me.

just because i ask other male members to rub my paynus
doesnt make me gay.........


does it?

you know what im sorry, your right about this one.
i should just trust your unrivaled authority on this subject next time.