Cry me a river wit 50 (justin, he in nysnc lol)

Gettin Stabben In The Face
or
Shot In The Knees

Shot in the knees...my pretty face is safe

getting your eyes brows ripped off
or
getting your mustache ripped offf

errr........i care about my face......but i'ld like to be able to shake it so i'll need some gd knees............damn........stabbed on the face


errrr........shutting the fuck up

or being pissed on

mustache... cuz you wouldnt look normal wit out eyebrows

Lime Diease
Or
Food Poisoning

Food poisoning.. had it before and it SUCKS..but id rather not die :thumbup:


Shitting a 4 foot turd
or
getting raped by a four foot dick

LMAO 4ft terd..

Paper Cut
Or
Hang Nail

paper cut

armpit hair like don kings hair
or
pub hair like don kingz hair

lol damn.... armpit.. than im cuttin it lol....

And Nail Hammered Threw Ya Dick
Or
Balls Smashed With Sledge Hammered

nail through the dick (like just some skin)
screw ya moms for $1billion or kill her

$1 BIllion? Shit count me in!

Become rich & famous as a rapper
or
Fuck Pamela Anderson & Paris Hilton at the same time

rich and famous rapper.///then i could buy them ;)


getting you ears Ripped off
or
getting you dick forskin burned really bad

fuck my ears that away I couldn't hear y'all gay shit

Kansas City
or
St. Louis

St.Louis

Eating fresh horse shit
or
Drinking motor oil

drinking motor oil.....

getting shot thru ya mouth

or getting shot str8 on ya head

hed

givin ronald mcdonald a bj
or
givin curnel sanders a bj