Takin' too many steroids, my dicks competing with hemeroids for size
and my balls used to hang bangin' into my thighs, and now they hide
Thinkin' maybe maybe I might, no more out lookin' for pussy at night
Implants, wig and a pussy that's tight, it all sounds so right
Alright, Doc gimme the works, don't just cut that shit hurts
drugs first, stupid motherfuckin' bastard go buy me a skirt
Gas comin' in a lovin' feelin' like the life of a player dealin'
Dreaming about alients and military opperations
woke up and wish I never got that opperation
Stucked a dick to my head with a permanent errection
Is this for real doc, fix it or I'll get a second oppinion
Pissin out of the cunt on my arm, I didn't know I had one
too much trouble lets mass suicide, you go first, dont run
straight after you O.G. life just aint that much fun

Edit; next can be a virgin 16 y.o. girl with a mustache on crack
or if thats too fucked up... A nazi who rapes his dog

Yea aight, hitler died and lost his life, but im alive and i got your wife..
Stop wid the fight, cuz i bring a new concept for 'rollin wid dogs in the night'.
Fuck jews then homaphrodites, pick up whores on my fuckin trike
And after that... s'the aftermath, with guns and gats, that blast
Had em for 40 years, 'come up on you from the back'... wid the past..
Strikley here to start a revolution and prolly swing by the stray dog insitution
Pick up a puppy, eat him for christmas... fuck constitution


A day in the life of... an alien from afgan

these are not famous people for fuks sake!!!

u fake ass busta, bitin shit from 8 mile... the fuck
just do the cypher wack assss...
ima start it again..kobe

so wuts the deal cant have kids lookin up to me?
just cuz i fucked a girl and i thought the pussy was free?
but woe is me, bitch made me catch a case..
dammit who knew this is wut u get for rape//
but i still wear the eight, wen i tear the lane..
fuck, i shudda just went up the rear the same//
instead of smearin my aim on her pussy lips..
fuckit the bitch looked good..in a full eclipse//
im so full of shit thats y i bought my bitch a ring..
now i gotta worry bout jail AND the sacremento kings// its fucked up..

next.. jamie foxx

Mi Nombre Es Jamie Fox/ I'm Supposed 2 B Black But At The Mtv Awards Throwin Game Down 2 Courtney Cox. I Tell People Im Hood/ Drinkin My V8 Splash On The Movie Set Of The Wood/.drivin In My Lex/im Worse Than Wayne Brady Makin Brian Gumble Look Like Malcome X.

Next Person:if You Were Hugh Hefner Takin Viagara Like M&m's As A Result Hooked Up To An Iron Lung As 60 Sumthin Year Old Goldie Hawn And Pam Anderson Fight Over Who Inherrits The Collection Dead Skin Thats Been Decaying Off You For The Last 2 Decades.

sitting at the top of my throne//
silk slipper and robe, with madd play bunnie hoes//
two suckin my toes, while I eat caviar from a bowl//
I completed all my goals//
nuttin left to do but take turns and play roles//
Pam comes up and I tell her to go back down like a mole//
put her face in Goldie's hole until she finds gold//
so old wit so many pros, so many flows//
I got head everytime my wrinkled c*ck rosed//
and nobody knows how many centerfolds I exposed//
all of the shows I seen strippers on poles//
girls eaten out right thru their pantyhose//
as many p*ssies I f*ck, nobody can get quit as close//

....Malcom X