yo mommas foreheads so big.....we hooked a wire to it......and got free xm radio

YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY.....

that when ever she spread Axe in her direction, everybody ran away!!!!!!!!

yo mommas so fat.....she went to get a tiger cub tattoo.......and the shit came out lookin' like a saber tooth

Your momma so fat, japanese people point at her, scream and run!

YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY!!!............

that when she drives, all the lights turn green so nobody has a chance to look at her!!!!!!!

yo mommas so fat.....she jumped in a pool......and new orleans got flooded again

lmao at G's joke.........yo watch yo momma, it's on mtv in 30 minutes foo's!

yo momma is so ugly.......she has a lifetime membership to plastic surgery

Rofl The Funniest One So Far

yo momma's so ugly.......she tried to put on glasses.....and they smacked her!

yo mommas so skinny.........i tapped her.....and broke her pancreas

Yo momma is so stupid i asked what she does for a living and said......breathe!

yo mommas so gay.....i gave her a dildo and she fucked her husband wit it

yo momma so stupid, i asked her if she knew pharell from the nepunes, she said " i only know people from earth"

yo mommas eyebrows are so thick......she fell face first....and bounced back

yo momma is so stupid i told her to turn on her tv and she started to rub on her titties and biting her lips