oh yeah well ur mommas so bald she put on a turtleneck she looked like a broken condom

your mama so fat her blood type is rocky road

yo momma hair line so far back, it looks like the back of her neck has a beard.

yo mommas ass is so big she had a shit and it was called u

Your Momma so Skinny..She Swallowed a Tic Tac

and looked like she was 9 Months Pregnant

ur mommas so greasy that mcdonalds fries were jealous

your mama so fat she was mistaken for shamoo

Your momma so skinny

she can fit her whole picture on the side of an Id Card

yo mama so hairy she was mistakin' for big foot

your mama so black she get lost in the dark

Yea well your Momma so black

she got a ticket 4 Public Exposure @ Midnight

Yo momma butt so flat, it comes with maple syrup.

ur mommas so white i mistaked her for frosty the snowman

your mommas so dumb

she put you in a round room and tol dyou to sit int he corner.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs..................... :shoot: