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i'll blast you with bleach expelled from my watergun
to teach you lesson just like father son pour me a glass of crystal so i can load my pistol i'll shoot you in the face to remind you initially i'm not afraid to do a misdemeanor i'm officially fucked at least i dont suck weiner like you do I should remove you from this site i'm locked and ready i'll be shooting at you steady you're about to be disposed like stringbeans and alphagetti next weapon: coat-hanger |
look im serious ill leave you scorching..so hold ya horses
before i pull out that thing ya wifey use for home abortions nah bitch this aint meant to hang ya coat its meant to ram ya throat..and fill ya mouth with blood b4 u spoke the weopon of my choice that he^ spoke enuff to choke ya life i can use it to jimmie ya carlock with u inside and then poke ya eyes im mad as shit..soked in anger....whiped out my coat hanger my metal bangey yoked ya manup and broke plus roped ya gang up next weapon...computer mouse |
a computer mouse i send viruses to ya house/
on the web cam gettin my nut off wit ya spouse/ invited to dinner an you catch us on the couch/ throw the cord around ya neck an choke ya ass out/ set a bomb off when I click the right button/ blast ya ass to jersey say whats up to joe budden/ |
next weapon is a monkey wrench
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so im working on my car when dis jerk walks by
gives me the eye so i beat em with my tool in his eye are u serious? i can tighten screws and hit u at the same time one whack to the side of ya head'll explain dem lame rhymes my energy spent...my monkey wrench''ll kill u wench one swing...its not a game and if it was ill leave u benched nw: a garbage can |
so im taking out da trash,saw dis nigga look at my ass,
threw the trash on da grass,he ran pass,he tried to grab my ass, all u heard was smash,as the trash can broke on his bitch ass NEXT:a text book |
Best Rapper
Best walk out the door its sunday morning
Goes to get the paper out back daring Only makes it a step before he relizes something through his chest. Pain and blood make the stain but kid aint done only playin. Takes his arms off like jax from mortal kombat tuff Lyin in a bloody mess beggin for mercy but its feet for sliced off as courtesy Your still alive feeling the blades front and feel like Dan from forest gump. I make it look like kill bill but its bill doing the killing in this samauri thrill. Stab you in the eyes because your gonna feel your life so say good bye Drift slowly away in a pain full chop your heads gone in the spray. FBI cant identify you...at least enough room for a smaller casket good for you A Katana for illiterate thats a Sword :spit: :spit: |
next weapon:
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a swords blade isnt leavin a 3 inch graze...
wound stays bleedin, proceedin to phase... chopin heads of like i was in a GTA game... blood spatter on the screen,i dont refrain... remain insane with this sword im weilding... feeling the ampute' of ur limbs... ...............and they aint gona be healing... eh i was bored... next weapon is a pillow |
Im in the house of some cat, rule is "they die if they snitch" I got a knife on my hip.. im creepin upstairs, quiet as shit Open the door, it squeaks a little, then I peep the middle Hes sound asleep... Im unknown and scary like a creepy riddle Aight.. time for a dream fade out, I pull my blade out.. Then the door opened behind me, I only heard a faint shout Cos my reflexes through the weapon at the guys wife Shit.. she wasnt sposeto be here, now i lost my knife?! Hes wakin up.. Should I shake the spot? boss said "fail n ill kill you" So before he got a chance to move.. I smothered his face with a pillow next weapon: a rabbit |
a rabbit.. u shittin me? how can i write bout a rabbit lol..watch out coz youll find me on da block with a rabbit...ohh n dats not forgettin da hat..get real man. hit me wit another weapon
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nah its cool i take the rabbit
besides i need something to break the habbit ill fuck you up, because thats my mission nigga, you didnt kno, im a real magician i use tricks, magic, and slight of hand maybe if you live, youll learn from the man |
o shit, i forgot to leave a weapon
next weapon - refrigarator door |
Im breakin the Refridgeorator so its my new weapon
this is a great thing and my strengh its testing So when im swingin da door i advise u to hide Cause da handle fell off and the door landed on u and u died |
next weapon: a kleenex tissue
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a kleenex tissue, seems like a waste
but i guess ill have to use it to bust your face after that im gonna wipe my hand wit my shirt cause wit dis kleenex you just got murkd and now for the saddest part i have to wipe your brains off, all your smarts next weapon: plunger |
Plunger straight up hard but in side it soft
I Equip dat bitch on ya face and pull ya nose off wit da punger sucktion is great it must hurt alot It's pulling all ur skill through ur nose and its in ur snot Next Weapon: A Big Stuffing Nemo Doll |
6 guys frontin but i aint got a care
i got my stuffed nemo wanna-be teddy bare i bust em in the head, bust em in the eye i bust em till they dead, bust em all night after they get took, i walk away slow they beat by a crook, a real fuckin pro next --- ya momma |
Ima break ya mama n use her body parts 2 attack u
yung flows a stunner but i dun wanna kill ya i coz i have-to Have ya black n blue...paint portraits wit ya blood Im attackin you...crunch ya like corn-fliakes, dis aint no dud Yung flows aint stero-typical...im a true killer rhymes are mystical but on da verge of a thriller Da spine chiller...ya mum was extremely over-weight I had ta kill her as i leave hoes served on a plate Ill attack ya with her thigh muscle n give u brain damage this my hussle..der gunna be blood so u'd better have da stains managed She was a fat bitch but i guess she served her purpose attack u wit her nerve opticks...for sayin u not nervous rappers cant serve us... im above da rest so u had better pray ta god n rub ya chest bitch!!!! lol aka tommys...srry man dat just came straight off da top |
Weapon??????????
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im bustin chops with a knife i got from the butcher/
i punk more cats than ashton kutcher/ and when i meet ya breezy youll prolly lose her/ step your game up son your sounded like a fuckinloser/ high all the time they call me a dank abuser/ watch out for this heavy right hook its a chin bruiser |
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where yo weapon
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i don't need a weapon, ill hit you with my fist
throw a shot, coz am so quick u guaranteed to miss (jus sumat gay to carry it on) Next weapon: hairbrush |
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I'll Tangle Ya Hair, Wallow In Despair, Yea im wack wack wack wack............youre not there next weapon:flamethrower. |
yo nicca wats good ya verse brung shame
tell me have you eva been roped up,and to ya back felt flame or have ya ever had ya face lifted dis is sort of da same only its being shifted aand turned from skin to a muthafuckin grill burn baby burn,i aint hungry,you was mah meal next weapon:a chicken leg |
danm i just got cought being a player
now all i thinking about is a few paryers but then suddenly she slapped N kicked me felt like the cops was trying to frisk-me, da bitch even bit-me i look at the mark then LICK'ED-ME, what the fuck wrong with her head fuck what this chicken says, imma beat her ass with a chicken-leg till she cant remeber what the fuck happen N quit bitching insted..... next weapon: frozen-quatter-water... |
i drown dudes in frozzen water the temputer amounts to below zero some where even the most hottist rap hero cant survive in but im zainer then the devil him self so that my pol i just dive in cuss i defind the hotnees and the be the coldist in the streets my main effect is bring death witha frzen breath that fludues your throat you go to yell for help but your voice box broke now you gage and choke for air cuss the coldnist is to intence to bear wheres help when you need it thats the hopes problem when you need it its only there if you truely beleave-in
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Read The Rules. Leave A Weapon Dumbfuck.....
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runnin from the serial killer who has a gun
done killed you now im just havin fun unloadin clips into u and your bitch ass son now takin bodies and throwin dem in the tub old thoughts goin through my mind givin u foot rubs sittin on the side of the bath of blood from my wife bloods all over now i just committed suicide wit a knife |
thsi nigga si fukin stupid....i'm fin ta peel his cap....
wit tha weapon he didn't leave a fuvkin baseball bat... Walk on him like a doormat....cuz nobody cares.... Hit upside his head make him drop like underwear... as he looks wit a blank stare and sees me standin over... And it feels like his head just been hit by a boulder... Soon he feels the painin his genitals and shulders... Then i fuckin x his eyes like his last name was moulder....* *moulder from X-files...... next weapon:......magic stick.... |
bitches like you are gettin shot
leavin moufs body there to rot im commin at u with a screwdriver ur pussy so ill be da survivor rippin yo head off yo shoulders lettin u get ate under boulders seein wolfs tearin up you im a cannable who swallows u after i chew eattin u like you like a fat kid eats sweets merkin u is eazy u a faggot in the streets next weapon tec-9 |
tec 9
3 cats dressed in black approached me one 5'9 the others 5'4 the rain that pored down sound like thunder it self under my sweater I held the hilt of my Tec 9 and a sack of the lime green I mean I was a dealer I was slag in got to make this money to eat and to eat is to survive my life a another day in the maze I was placed in since I could member I called it the game and others called it the devils shackles that you cant elude throw but back to the story I’m telling you that’s true as one of the two that was 5'4 approached me in the live and asked if a had the grass I said you got my cream they said yeah and showed it so I showed the lime green it was a fem. cuss then it started getting ugly the 5'9 niggas pulled a 4'5 and I was strapping the crome so I pulled the burn-a I new then there was either going to be a murda or I was going to be murdered but further I tell you I held ground and as we argued we grew crazy and the sound of tanks begun to ring out the fallen angles then came out and god passed throw the streets to see who want to live more so I pored my metal none stop guns popped but I was top notch at glocks so I shot throw the vest with my two Tec’s I was hectic unaccepted to happen but guns was clappen but ass it happened I was laughen cuss 2 as dead and one was one to the head of the cat that was 5'9s now I stood blind with red vision it was crazier then ripples television |
wer da next weapon at.......
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SMASH YA HEAD INTO THE t.v SEE ME NEVER
IM TO NICE, WHILE U'R BUSY BUYING A HOE A LEATHER IM NO TRICK BUT BITCH CAN SHOW ME ONE n BEFOR IT GO'S DOWN, BITCH GOTTA HAVE A FROZEN-THOUNG IM THE BEST WHILE U'R CLAIMING OT BE THE CHOSEN ONE YA SEEM BREATHLESS, SO TO HELP OUT I'LL LEAVE U WITH A HOLE IN YA LUNGS BITCH GLASSES |
merking some fools with glasses byfocles even
lost in the wind like bus passes whole body bleedin don't mean to sound skepticle but now you look quite the specticle sliced with shards of lenses and dumped in the nearest trash recepticle price your next pair cause this pair is a lost cause fucked with a dog and got tossed like a pup so pause there wire frames got your mangled limbs dismembered and after this piece all you will be is remembered |
next weapon shot glass
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killin ppl with guns i s way to easy
gettin to the point where its cheesy breakin da shot glass and slicein throats all im leaving behind is suicide notes got blood all over my new clothes killin u now im gonna fuck & kill yo hoes now got 5 bodies in the bathroom takin da baby out of her womb now im leavin and still aint caught tied dis rope round a bitches neck in a knot tried to tell her dont fuck with me she was taught next weapon tazer |
I would go futuristic with gadgets, beams and lasers...
But i think i'll use my handy dandy nifty taser... It's an annialator..killin folks for nothin... Shocks with 100 volts plus ur bodys jumpin... Now aint that somethin it should be used more often.... The joltage is soo good itll make ur penis soften... next weapon.....a blunt wrapped in toilet paper... |
Thats Not A Weapon But Smh..
Check I Rip Bitches And -Smoke On Dro- And Put Endo To Your Mouth, So you Can Smoke Up Mo But You Say You Nice, I Say See You Later Cause I Beat Ya Mind, With Blunts Wrapped In Toliet Paper.. REMOTE CONTROL |
at frist i figured i'd stomp on you
den finish you off by pushin mute but now i decided to push rewind and whop yo azz til it make ya blind den push fast forward to see wat happens next oh it looks like a cliff hanger........ next: a stenchen cord |
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